Full of Surprises

Chapter 11

THANX TO ALL U GUYS FOR REVIEWING THIS!!!!!

DISCLAIMER: DT: Okay, I don't own Lord of the Rings, but I would like to own a certain character.

Dark Omen: Kels, just wait till your birthday, I promised to get you Legolas, remember?

DT: But I want the hot elf nooo-oooow!!!

Dark Omen: While our author finds out that Lord of the Rings is on TV, and goes to drool over hot guys, I'll end this disclaimer with class.

(Dark Omen starts to sing and the TV breaks, causing DT to go on a destructive rampage.)

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"You ready?" Legolas asked Azulina.

"No shit Sherlock." She answered.

Legolas laughed and rolled his eyes.

They walked onto the stage as their music started playing. As they began dancing, Azulina started trying hard not to laugh. The resulting face made Legolas almost burst out laughing too. But as the two kept dancing, they eventually stopped laughing, dancing so close that there was almost no space between them.

They finished their dance and ran off the stage, which is when Azulina totally lost it. She laughed so hard that she had to sit down. Legolas helped her up, and soon the two were kissing.

Lorin walked around the corner. "Guys, get your asses back in here."

Azulina and Legolas appeared not to notice.

Lorin rolled her eyes. "Heellllloooo? Lovebirds?"

Again, Lorin got no response.

"YO!!!!!!!!!!" Lorin yelled at the top of her lungs. "WILL YOU STOP EATING EACH OTHERS FACES ALREADY?!!!!!!!!!!"

Azulina and Legolas just kept on kissing.

Lorin rolled her eyes, pulled Azulina and Legolas apart, and shoved both of them in the general direction she had came from. "Sorry to interrupt your little snog fest, but you kinda hafta, you know, get back to class!"

"Oh hi Lorin." Azulina said absent mindedly.

"Ya, hi to you too. Get your ass back in there now unless you want another DT." Lorin said sarcastically.

"Yuh huh." Azulina said again, still looking at Legolas.

Lorin rolled her eyes. "Az, all your clothes and CD's were destroyed in a fire, and the only classes we have now are arithmetic and history."

"That's nice, Lor." Azulina said, obviously not paying attention to Lorin.

"Geez, you're pathetic, you know that?" Lorin asked.

"Mmm hmm."

"Okay, let's try this again." Lorin said. "GET YOUR ASSES BACK IN THERE RIGHT NOW!!!! YOU DO NOT WANNA MESS WITH ME RIGHT NOW!!!!"

"Geez Lor, there are more polite ways to tell me you have PMS, you know." Azulina told her friend.

Lorin put her face in her hands in frustration. "Just get in there before I brutally murder something. And since you and loverboy are the two things closest to me right now, I'd do it fast." She said through her hands.

Azulina laughed and walked back into the classroom, followed by Legolas. Lorin followed.

"That was great. I would like you to perform your dance for your parents." Their teacher told them. "You are dismissed."

Azulina, Legolas and Lorin ran out of the classroom.

"Gotta go, I have a DT." Lorin said.

"You really should've checked that the Lemon wasn't behind you before you kicked the door in, you know." Azulina told her friend.

"Ya ya, I was in a hurry, okay?"

"To do what?"

"....Shut up."

"No."

"Whatever. Catch you later, lovebirds!" Lorin called over her shoulder.

"Okay, on another note," Azulina began. "WE ARE SO DEAD!!!!!!!!!"

"Why?" Legolas asked.

"Because when my father sees me dancing like a slut..." Azulina began.

"What?" Legolas asked.

"For an elf, you're sure stupid, you know that?" Azulina asked. "He's gonna kill me, you dumbass!"

"Oh. Okay." Legolas told her, not really understanding.

"Right. I have to go kill something. See you later." Azulina muttered walking off.

Legolas laughed and walked back to his room.

LATER...

"Hey." Samuil said from the door.

"Hey." Legolas answered. "Come in."

"Look, I'll just get straight to the point." Samuil said. "You're going out with Azulina aren't you?"

"Umm...no." Legolas answered.

"Okay, if you say so.' Samuil told him, walking back out. "But just so you know, dating is against the school rules.

"Oh shit." Legolas said to himself.

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"Hey Az." Lorin said cheerfully.

"Why are you so damn happy? What'd you kill? was there any loss of life?" Azulina asked immediately.

"Define life." Lorin joked. "I'm actually happy because I had fun with superglue."

"Uh oh." Azulina said.

"What? We shouldn't have history exams. Which by the way, you're likely failing because you torched all your notes." Lorin explained.

"Hey!" Azulina protested. "I was locked in my room all weekend! I was bored! It wouldn't have been so bad if I had at least pulled the prank, so I'd have that sense of satisfaction! And I'm sure you would have done the same."

"....True." Lorin agreed. "But, anyway, I got bad news."

"Then why are you smiling?"

Lorin stopped smiling and started looking like she was going to cry. "This better?"

"No, now it just looks like you're dying." Azulina told her friend.

"Whatever. But anyway, just so you know..." Lorin began. "Dating is against the school rules."

"And you know this how?" Azulina asked.

"I was reading the rulebook to see if I could get a DT for stealing answer keys."

"Right. I'm not even gonna ask."

"Good. But I'm gonna go see if I can copy anyone's answers. See you later!" Lorin said, walking straight into the door, swearing a couple times, opening the door, walking out and slamming the door behind her.

Azulina laughed. Lorin had never been one for dramatic exits. But she stopped laughing when she realized how much trouble she was going to be in at meet the teacher night.

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