Full of Surprises

Chapter 12

I'M BAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!! Ya, I'm sorry this took so long, but I had writer's block, went on vacation, my teachers are evil morons who think I have nothing else to do, etc. But now I'm back! This fic will be over soon, but the sequel is already in progress. ^_^

DISCLAIMER: I don't own LOTR. *starts crying*

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Azulina walked down the hall. She was pissed. Pissed at the people who had made the school rules, pissed at whoever had made that particular school rule, pissed at her father for sending her here, and pissed at herself for falling in love.

She was so busy with being pissed off at all of the above that she wasn't looking where she was going and collided with Legolas, who happened to be walking in the other direction.

"We need to talk." They both said at the same time.

"Come on, we'll talk in my room." Azulina said, grabbing his hand and pulling him through the door.

"Okay, we got a problem." Azulina began, shutting the door.

"I know, I just found out that dating is-" Legolas began.

"Against the school rules." Azulina finished. "I just found out too."

"So we should-" Legolas was once again cut off by Azulina.

"I know. We should stop seeing each other."

"When did I ever say that?" Legolas asked, confused.

"Look, I like you, you like me, that's all good, but we could really get in-" Azulina cut in impatiently.

"We could what? We could get in trouble?" Legolas asked. "Since when has that stopped you from doing anything in the past?"

Azulina looked at the floor. "But if we get expelled, we won't be able to see each other anymore."

"Well then we just can't get caught, can we?" Legolas asked, smiling.

Azulina's face split into a smile, and the two elves once again began kissing.

Lorin opened the door. "Hey Az, I was wondering if you-" She noticed Azulina and Legolas. "Damn it, why does that always happen when I'm around?" She asked aloud, closing the door and walking away.

THE NEXT NIGHT....

"Ada!" Azulina yelled, squeezing her father in a tight hug.

Elrond winced. "Hello Azulina."

"Arwen!!" Azulina screeched, seeing her sister behind her father.

"Az!!" Arwen screeched back, and the two sisters proceeded to perform the ritual greeting hand shake, but were interrupted by their father.

"How many times do I have to tell you? Not. In. Public." Elrond hissed, and both Arwen and Azulina hid their laughter at the shade of purple his face was turning in embarrassment as other parents turned to look at them.

The happy, (for now) family walked away, talking.

"Azulina, I am surprised to see that you have not gotten in any trouble since you have been here." Elrond praised.

Azulina and Arwen exchanged a glance, then both looked at the floor to keep from laughing.

"I guess that this boarding school is really having an effect on your behavior." Elrond continued, oblivious to the fact that both of his daughters were trying desperately not to laugh.

"Ada, I have to go get ready for the presentations." Azulina gasped, running off before she totally lost it.

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"Hello Legolas." Thranduil greeted.

"Hello Ada." Legolas returned.

"Now, I have to have a word with you about your behavior. I do not care if you and the other elflings do not get along. Supergluing their doors shut is absolutely not acceptable." Thranduil scolded.

Legolas fought back laughter at the memory of his classmates screaming and pounding on their doors in anger. "I am sorry Ada, I was clearly not thinking."

"And playing that awful thing you call music-"

"It's called rap music, Ada." Legolas cut in patiently.

"This rap music of yours over the school intercom was not the polite thing to do." Thranduil continued.

Legolas was now very near hysterical laughter. "Have to go get ready for presentations, bye!" He gasped, running to the auditorium.

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When Azulina reached the auditorium, she promptly doubled over in hysterical laughter.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Legolas asked, walking up.

"Ada is totally clueless to everything I've done since I've been here." Azulina managed through her laughter.

Legolas laughed. "Arwen must've had an awful lot of letters to stop then."

"Yep." Azulina agreed.

"Come on, let's go get ready." Legolas told her, pulling her through the stage door.

"Okay, so are our parents gonna kill us or what?" Azulina asked, looking at her reflection in the mirror. She was wearing black leather pants that were so tight, it looked as if she had been born in them, the highest pair of black heels she owned, and a black top that, aside from being skin tight, was low cut, v-necked, and very very short.

"Yep, but at least you're going out with fireworks." Legolas agreed.

"He looked mad enough when I was dancing with Lorin, I can't imagine what his face will look like now. I shoulda had Arwen bring the camera." Azulina said.

Legolas laughed. "So, you ready to dance?"

"Let's go." Azulina said, moving to center stage behind the closed curtain.

They were introduced, then the curtain lifted and their music began playing.

As Azulina was dancing so close to Legolas that her ass was practically in his lap, she glanced out at the audience. "Boy, my dad looks mad." She muttered.

"Mine too." Legolas replied.

As the two elves finished their dance and the curtain dropped, they heard Mrs. Leemin telling their parents that the parent teacher interviews would then begin.

Legolas and Azulina both breathed a sigh of relief.

"Okay, so we've delayed our deaths for an hour or so." Legolas said.

"Come here." Azulina said, pulling him into a closet and locking the door behind them.

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Lorin opened the door of the supply closet. 'There has to be lighter fluid in this place somewhere." She thought. 'I mean, this door was locked, there must be some dangerous stuff in here. It's a good thing I know how to pick a lock.'

She opened the door all the way and found Legolas and Azulina in the middle of another 'snogfest'. "Not again!" She whined, slamming the door in disgust.

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Elrond was getting madder and madder. Not only had he found out that Azulina had been pulling pranks and causing mayhem the whole time she had been at boarding school, but the school couldn't even get the letters to him.

As he was in the middle of the complete run down of every prank she had pulled, with his purple face in his hands, someone knocked at the door.

"Come in." Mrs. Leemin called.

"Is this your daughter?" A teacher shrieked, dragging Azulina into the room by her ear.

"Yes." Elrond said reluctantly. "What did she do now?"

"She was found IN A SUPPLY CLOSET WITH ANOTHER STUDENT!!!!" The teacher shrieked loudly.

"He does have a name, you know!" Azulina corrected, rolling her eyes.

"YOUNG LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!" Elrond thundered, and Azulina was truly scared for the first time in a while.

"Yes Ada?" She squeaked.

"THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!!!!!!! YOU ARE COMING HOME WITH ME THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled as loud as he could.

"I'm sorry?" She squeaked.

"GO GET YOUR THINGS!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled, and Azulina ran off to her room.

She quickly packed her stuff, then went to say good bye to Lorin.

"I'm leaving." She began.

"Oh no." Lorin said, hugging her friend. "I'll write okay?"

"Bye." Azulina said, running off before she started crying.

She ran straight into Legolas, who grabbed her shoulder.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"I-I have to go. Goodbye." She stuttered, hugging him and running off carrying the box of her stuff.

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Legolas was walking down the hall to find Azulina when she ran into him, literally.

"What's wrong?" He asked, seeing the tears in her eyes.

"I-I have to go. Goodbye." She sobbed, hugging him and running off again.

"Wait!" he called, but she didn't turn.

He watched her retreating back until she turned a corner, knowing it may be the last time he ever saw her again.

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Okay, that was sure a fluffy ending. Man oi. Review, and I'll work on the sequel.