Disclaimer: I don't own yu-gi-oh
Mai: but you own me right?

13: in the fic I do

Mai: good I couldn't stand that stupid little puppy-dog for one more second

Joey: hey!!

13: Shut-up Joey she's mine now, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Joey: oh yeah?!!!

* Curtain drops, things breaking in the background*

(Curtain rises; Joey is now wrapped in duck tape)

Joey: MMMMMF

13: what I can't hear you, oh well. ON WITH THE FIC!! (

At the ice cream place

All: eew

13: Meat flavored!!! What the hell, are you trying to get bad business?

Person working: I don't know I just work here

13: whatever lets go to Yugi's

Yami: I don't know we'll probably just end up making out

13: so? If you don't want to come just go to a strip club or something

Yami: why didn't I think of that?

At Yug's

* Playing truth or dare *

* Zero's turn *

Zero: dare

13: you have to make out with Joey
Zero: fine -.-

13: for two minutes

Zero: damn-it 13

Joey: sweet

Zero: shut up and lets get over with

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(Two minutes later)

Zero: you'll pay for this 13

13: he he he

Zero: oh THIRTEEeeen its your turn

13: Shit, dare

Zero: hmmm. ok, you have to make out with tea for 10 minutes.

*13 and Mai no where to be seen*

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* at the strip club*

Yami: Dear Ra this is great! Especially since I'm the only guy here

A hot chick: Hey what are you doing here this is for gay girls only!

Yami: 0.0 Uhh.

Someone in the crowd: lets get em'!

Yami: AHHHHHH!!!!!!

*20 min. later in some big room with Yami and all of the girls Yami is in a cage all beaten and brused*

the hot chick: now will you have sex with me ive always wanted to do it but I have a rep to keep up with being a lesbian and all.

Yami: uhh. ok

Hot chick: o just to let u no my name is Isis

Yami: 0.0 your Isis?

Isis: yes I got plastic surgery now lets get to the bed shall we

*back at yugis*

Tea: I've looked anywhere and I still can't find 13 or Mai

Yugi: I wonder where they went. Oh well since 13 isn't here ill take over sorry this was such a short chapter but he told me that he dosent have much time to write and people are waiting for a second chapter at other sites. Goodbye and as always please R+R