Anguirus111 Note: Hope you enjoyed this story because I did. I should be starting up the fiction wheel again so watch out! I don't know why I claim Microsoft is the hub of the Internet, I think it's Apple, but oh well. Also, I have one too many characters in this story. I'll se if I can't label them all at the end. Everyone go to www.brainyquote.com. I can't tell you why, just go. Sorry there's not much humor I can come up with, I loaded the first few chapters with too many jokes and burned out. At least my comical deleted scene with Kirby and the apartment room has been reinstated. Also, I did some Star Wars stuff near the end that's a little lacking in originality but makes the story seem cooler in my opinion. Unfortunately I've decided not to include the original ending I came up with for this chapter, I can't because it's too controversial. Enjoy.
Microsoft.com: The Kilobyte arrived at the entrance to Microsoft.com and prepared to enter the hub of the Internet. Down at the front of the ship, TRON and Co., were looking out the window from their jail cell at Microsoft looming closer. Nearby were several digital gun turrets ready to destroy anything that entered without the right password. Looming beyond the floating turrets was the massive firewall that prevented any and all access without the most heavily safeguarded passwords.
"There's no way in hell he has the codes to even get beyond the turrets, much less the firewall. He should just give up now," said TRON. Up on the bridge, Mr. Game & Watch felt differently.
"Now it's time to see if our codes will pay off. Here goes: Full Fathom Five Microsoft lies, to take to conquer to destroy all who lay in their path. Conquer well for this opportunity will never come again. The X-Box will conquer all!" shouted Mr. Game & Watch into a speaker. The turrets swiveled to aim at the ship and prepared to fire.
"Nice work," said TRON in his cell. However to his amazement no shots came, the turrets remained dead.
"How did he know? No one should've known those codes, even I don't know," said TRON.
"No, but the MCP does! When you erased it, it floated as nothing but little bits of data. When Microsoft bought the company I was transferred to their systems as a result. There it managed to regroup myself and then transferred from their systems into the Internet in order to avoid their virus detectors. Even here it lost data, but then it encountered me. I was mad that the world was rapidly forgetting the days of himself and the days of 2-D graphics. It contacted me and told him of my plight and how it could accomplish my mission as well as his by sending the users world back into the dark ages by destroying the Internet and soon every other electronic apparatus except the Game & Watches. I agreed. It managed to create this ship with what little energy it had. It will see that the users die for what they did to myself and the MCP program! No one will escape our wrath, not even amoeba. The programs will conquer their creators and rule their world as well. Their days are numbered as are yours!" boomed a voice over the ships intercom in the cell room.
"You won't win, the users will stop you," said TRON.
"Will they? Without access to their precious Internet they aren't in any way able to interfere with my plans. By the time they regain access, I'll have completed my mission and there won't be a thing they can do about it. Remember this day well TRON, it'll go down in history forever as Judgment Day, the rise of the machines and the fall of man," said Mr. Game & Watch. A click was heard as the comm. shutoff.
"He is insane," said Samus.
"I had no idea he was this crazy when I appointed him as leader of Nintendo's anti-hacking squad.. He's a loose cannon all right. I also think that MCP is part of the data of this ship, but he needs to become one with the Internet in order to become whole again instead of little bits of data. All we have to do is destroy this ship and he's history," said TRON.
"Can't Mr. Game & Watch hear us?" asked Sonic.
"Nope. I just activated a program implanted in me. All he'll see and hear is a background loop of silence. We need to contact Link, Zelda, and Yoshi. I know they weren't captured so they and the free files may be our only chance to escape and stop this ship," said TRON.
Fleet: The Data Stream, Outrider, Falcon Flyer, and the two Arwings sped through down a data stream towards Microsoft.com. All of the ships had been heavily modified with anti-viral weaponry and heavy cannon data erasers that had been 'borrowed' by Capt. Falcon and Lupus during their crime spree.
"You know, this is good and all the weaponry, but we need a plan. I seriously doubt this Microsoft.com won't be without its own defensive weaponry and if it's the hub of the Internet, it's defenses will be something even we won't be able to cope with," said D.K.
"True," said BlackWargreymon.
"So what then? Do we give up or face obliteration?" asked Ness.
"That's just it, I don't know," said D.K.
"Yes, it's a tough decision. Either we destroy ourselves trying, or we don't try at all. Either way, we loose," said Mario.
"This is why being a hero sucks. Back when you're an F-Zero X pilot, there were no good guys or bad guys, just winners and losers. It made things simple. But this, this is too much," said Capt. Falcon.
"It's not like I'm happy about this either," said Leebo.
"I wish Kirby was here, I could go for a screwdriver right about now," said Capt. Falcon. He heard a whirring behind him and looked at Floyd holding a tool.
"A screwdriver sir," said Floyd. Capt. Falcon looked at Floyd holding the screwdriver and turned around weeping over his console.
"Why me!" he exclaimed. Floyd looked confused and whirred off back into the cargo hold where Lupus was cataloging weaponry.
"What we need is a heavy cruiser," said Falco.
"Yeah, but where to get one," Fox mused.
"I suppose the first question is does anyone know of any capital cruisers we could use. We don't have any in the jungle," said D.K.
"Or Kanto, Johto, or Hoen," said Mewtwo.
"Nor the digital world. At least not anymore," said BlackWargreymon.
"In the Mushroom kingdom? You must be joking," said Mario.
"Alright I get the picture! Don't tell me if you don't about any, tell me if you do!" shouted D.K. The whole group fell silent.
"Well um, there is the Great Fox," said Fox.
"The what?" asked D.K.
"Our dreadnought class cruiser. I suppose all we'd have to do is access the right site and turn it on," said Fox nonchalantly as if doubting himself.
"Fine. What site does it exist under?" asked D.K.
"How should I know? I just got here," said Fox.
"We might be able to ascertain that. During our romp through the Internet, Lupus and I came across a website called Nintendo.com that had information on all of us. My guess is that it's there," said Capt. Falcon.
"Alright prepare to switch datastreams at Hotbot.com. Let's rock and roll," said Leebo. The ships flew into the search engine and flung themselves into a different data stream flying off.
The Kilobyte, Apartment Room: "Not good, not good at all," said Dash walking back in forth across the room. He had just been informed of what The Kilobyte was doing. Kirby was currently snoozing off the booze on the spot where he'd sucked up the bed like before.
"So Game & Watch truly has gone over the deep end with this one," said Dash stopping.
"Yep and with Tron and Co., in the slammer or worse, it's up to us to try and stop them," said Yoshi.
"How? We're only five, make that four and half considering Kirby is drunk for most of the time, beings against a crew of possibly thousands. We can't win here. Besides, if we're at Microsoft.com then we have run out of time," said Dash.
"We still have time. Once we destroy this ship our mission will have ended and we'll be returned home," said Yoshi.
"That's a big 'if'. Here's a thought, we do destroy this ship but we die before we are returned home. We're dead, end of story," said Dash. Link and Zelda looked a little dejected at that thought while Yoshi just chuckled.
"I hate to stop you from not doing anything, but it doesn't matter. Your memory will be erased and you'll be deposited back where you came from, death or no death. Sorry," said Yoshi shrugging with a smirk. Dash scowled and resumed pacing.
"Ah shit that's one helluva hangover," said Kirby sitting up. He sat up a little to quickly and flopped back down groaning.
"Nice to see you're awake…finally," said Dash.
"Whatever," Kirby said. He sat up and stumbled over to the coffee machine. He took the pot only to find it empty.
"Who drank the Java?" he demanded.
"Wasn't us," said Dash.
"Then who?" demanded Kirby. Dash pointed a finger at the bar.
"Them," he said. Kirby spun to see four bipedal worms near the bar drinking coffee.
"What up!" one of them said.
"Who let them in here? This is our room," said Kirby. Dash shrugged.
"I woke up and here they were. They say they're coffee taste testers and are just making sure that the coffee is up to spec. Then they drank it all," said Dash.
"Not exactly all. Theirs is the last bag but we're about to have it. Sorry, but the early bird gets the bean," said another worm holding up a sealed bag of coffee.
"I don't think so, that's my coffee!" shouted Kirby. He leapt on the worms and soon a minii-melee ensued over the final bag.
"So what do you think our attack strategy should be?" asked Dash ignoring the fight going on that was destroying various pieces of furniture.
"I was thinking sabotage. We dress up like members of the ship and sabotage critical areas of the ship like the engines. The ship has so many people that we should be able to slip in unnoticed," said Link.
"I also think we should break TRON out of jail. He'll be able to come up with a decisive strategy," said Yoshi. Kirby went flying over the bed behind him as the worms leapt on him and started pummeling him.
"My mama hits harder than you!" said one of the worms.
"Yeah well if I was suffering from a caffeine high as well you guys'd be toast," said Kirby fighting back.
"I think due to time constraints we should focus more and sabotaging the ship and less on rescuing TRON. Should the opportunity present itself we will but until then I think by the time we get TRON out, it may be too late," said Dash.
"Agreed," said Zelda as Kirby slammed into one of the lamps causing it to shatter.
"We will try and rescue TRON sometime just not right now. Sorry Yoshi," said Dash.
"It's okay. I'm sure TRON would probably want us to do the same," said Yoshi. Behind them a whisp of air was heard as Kirby, triumphantly holding the bag of coffee beans, opened the door and kicked the worms out.
"Better luck next time!" shouted Kirby as he closed the door.
"Yo mama!" came a muffled response. Not to be outdone, the worms entered the room across the hallway and began promptly drinking that person's coffee.
"Are you happy now?" asked Dash.
"Of course," said Kirby. He opened the bag of crushed beans and poured them into his mouth. He then began chewing it before walking over to the sink, pouring himself a cup of hot water, putting it in his mouth, and gargling it to the disgust and horror of everyone else in the room.
"Oh that was good. Nothing like some Columbian Coffee to get you going in the morning," said Kirby. He finally noticed the stares of everyone else in the room and stopped talking.
"What?" he demanded.
"Have you no shame?" asked Dash. Kirby patted himself down.
"Guess not," he said shrugging. Dash shook his head to clear the image of Kirby's 'making' of coffee out of his head before turning to the others.
"Okay, we need to determine our strenghts. Yoshi, what can you do?" asked Dash. Yoshi shrugged.
"I can turn into an egg and bowl people ever as well as swallow people and turn them into eggs like you already are aware of," said Yoshi. Dash nodded.
"I've a couple bombs, some arrows, my sword, and my shield. Zelda has magic and some physical strength," said Link.
"Some?" asked Zelda.
"Sheik does, you don't. Sorry princess," said Link shrugging.
"We'll have to talk about this when we get home," said Zelda huffing.
"Kirby?" Dash asked. Kirby looked at him.
"I suck," he said. Dash looked at him like he'd suddenly matured.
"It's nice of you to admit that. You're on the first step on the road to recovery from stupidity," said Dash with a smile on his face. Kirby shook his head.
"No I don't think you understand, I literally suck," said Kirby.
"Exactly," said Dash. Kirby growled in anger. He then opened his mouth and sucked up everything in the room that wasn't bolted down. The members of the team had to hold on to whatever they could to not get sucked down Kirby's gullet. When he was done, Dash, Yoshi, Zelda, and Link were left in shock.
"See," said Kirby.
"I stand corrected," said Dash.
"Okay, we're going to go sabotage the engines. Any questions?" asked Yoshi.
"Just one. What the hell is that?" asked Link. Ahead of the ship lay a semi-transparent brick wall of energy.
"Oh that's a firewall. It's designed to prevent anyone from hacking the system. Oh my users! If G&W has the code for that thing then the Internet is his. We're too late!" said Yoshi. On the bridge, Mr. Game & Watch stood watching the brick wall.
"I assume you have some plan to get us past this thing?" asked Wizpig.
"Of course I do. Open fire!" yelled Mr. Game & Watch. The massive ship opened fire and began hammering the firewall. The wall held up against the firing, but showed signs of weakening.
"It'll take awhile for the wall to crack. In the meantime let's enjoy some entertainment," said Mr. Game & Watch walking off. The others looked interested and followed as well.
Room: "Oh thank goodness he doesn't know the code. Come on let's move we don't have much time," said Yoshi leaving.
"Attention crew this is Mr. Game & Watch. We're going to have some entertainment involving the spies we captured earlier. If you'd be so kind as to head to the arena, we can get started," said Mr. Game & Watch over the comm. system.
"Arena? Super Star Destroyers don't have arenas," said Dash.
"This is not good, TRON could be in grave danger. Now we have no choice but to help him," said Yoshi.
"Fine, take Link and Zelda to help you. Kirby you're with me," said Dash.
"Right," said Kirby. They both split up and went in alternate directions.
Fringes of the Internet where broken links and closed websites exist: The area began de-assembling into bits of data flew off into nothingness as the wave moved inwards. The Internet was collapsing.
Inner core of the Internet: The Great Fox was rapidly moving from data stream to data stream as it headed for Microsoft.com.
"That took far too long," said D.K on the bridge with everyone else.
"How was I to know Samurai Goroh was going to challenge me to a race? I couldn't let a challenge go unanswered," said Capt. Falcon.
"Yeah but those precious minutes might have cost us our only chance to stop Mr. Game & Watch from taking over the Internet. I hope we get there in time," said D.K.
"Increasing speed," said Ness. The whole group was thrust back into their seats as the ship hurtled even faster as the crew remained oblivious to the fact that the Internet was dying.
The Kilobyte: TRON suddenly fell to the bottom of the cell gripping his head.
"What's wrong sir?" asked Sonic rushing to help him sit up.
"Can't you feel it? The Internet is dying. It's collapsing at an exponential rate," said TRON.
"You sure?" asked Samus.
"Positive. What've you done Mr. Game & Watch? What have you done?" asked TRON. Then several guards burst in and hauled TRON, Samus, Knuckles, and Sonic away to the arena.
Main Engineering: The room was nearly empty with only the occasional waddle-dee operating various consoles. Dash and Kirby walked in unnoticed and walked to various consoles like they knew what they were doing. Since the waddle-dee's were of limited intelligence (not a rip, it's a fact or at least I hope so) they didn't care what the new creatures were doing. Dash and Kirby slowly made their way to the engine controls.
"Dynamite," said Dash. Kirby slowly started having convulsions.
"What are you bulimic?" asked Dash. Kirby heaved one last time and spit out the dynamite.
"Ugh. That's gross," said Dash.
"How do you suggest we got in here, underneath our shoulders?" asked Kirby.
"Fine, fine whatever. Make sure you set it up for the remote," said Dash.
"Yeah, yeah I know what I'm doing," said Kirby. He flicked the switch and followed Dash out of the room and towards the arena.
The Arena: TRON and Co., were in a cage in the middle of a large field in the middle of stadium that was mostly dark with the exception of some floodlights. Mr. Game & Watch strode out to the cage with a microphone.
"Ladies and gentlement and programs of all ages let me present to you the spies who've tried to stop us from returning to power. Behold, our formerly beloved TRON, Samus Aran, Knuckles, and Sonic the Hedgehog. They side with the evil users out there who want to see us erased! Do we want that, no we don't! None of us are bad files, we just want to exist and the users have betrayed us by using us in videogames to fancy themselves whatever they want. They kill us time and time again and we can't do anything to stop them. They even have us in story form performing incredibly stupid acts that we wouldn't dare consider. Well this stops now! I love the users just as much as anyone, but when the gods turn their backs on you then you turn your backs on the gods. No more I say! I refuse to be the pawns of anyone who would want to kill me off or have me 'updated'. Today we strike back once and for all. Are you with me!" yelled Mr. Game & Watch. Roars emerged from the audience as they all voiced their anger towards the users.
"Down with users! Down with users!" they all chanted.
"They're not in their right frame of mind. No one would go against the users of their own free will," said TRON.
"But they have. I've told them what I've planned to do and they agreed. We have followers from multiple consoles and games. Everyone wants freedom and if destroying the users gets them this freedom then so be it!" said Mr. Game & Watch.
"How? This isn't possible," said TRON.
"How? TRON you should know better. Beware the leader who bangs the drum of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor. For patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and patriotism, will offer up all of their rights to the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Mr. Game & Watch. (With the exception of Mr. Game & Watch and the first two sentences, this quote comes directly from Julius Caesar. It's a quote everyone should consider) If you build it they will come, if you say it they will come. Face it TRON, you've lost because I have something you don't: the people," said Mr. Game & Watch.
"You're mad," said TRON.
"Am I? We'll see won't we?" said Mr. Game & Watch turning on the microphone.
"So TRON, do you have any last words?" asked Mr. Game & Watch holding the mike to TRON's face.
"Yes. Citizens, look at yourselves, you aren't like this! The users don't hate us they love us. We're their pride and joy. We bring them happiness at their beck and call. Their pleasure is our pleasure and that's all we could hope and want for. Please I urge you to reconsider. Don't give into hate," said TRON.
"Spoken like a true program brainwashed by the users. I'll give you one last statement before your fate is decided," said Mr. Game & Watch.
"Fine. The Internet is dying and de-constructing itself into little bits of data. Soon it will reach here and we'll all be erased. Save yourselves before you too vanish forever into the eternal abyss of deleted data," said TRON. The audience looked a little concerned about this.
"He's lying. I guarantee you that the Internet is fine and he's just trying to shake your confidence. Besides, even if it is, once the MCP program is in control, the Internet will return to normal and we'll have all of our problems solved. The jury has decided, it's time for you to die now," said Mr. Game & Watch. A section of the floor creaked back and a whirring was heard as a platform carrying something moved towards the surface.
"Since you disposed of Bowser, I've had to rely on an alternative enforcer, one even I can't control. Behold Giga Bowser!" shouted Mr. Game & Watch. The massive Bowser lifted onto the stadium ground and roared in anger at everyone.
"I leave you to your fate," said Mr. Game & Watch running off. He ran to his spectator booth and clicked a button opening the cage.
"Careful, we can't avoid it so encircle it and attack from all sides," said TRON. The four of them spread out around.
"Alright get it!" shouted TRON. They all ran towards Giga Bowser, but it smashed out with its humungous fists and flung them away. It roared again and started shooting fire everywhere.
"It's too strong. It's got to be a genetically engineered clone of Bowser," said Sonic.
"There must be someway to dispatch of it," said Samus.
"How? That thing's a tank," said Sonic.
"Fine from now on we avoid it. Split up though, it'll have one target if we stick together," said TRON. The team broke up and split up trying to avoid the massive creature. Giga Bowser looked at all of them and chose its target. The massive beast pulled itself into its shell and took off into the sky. It spun for a few minutes and then fell towards the ground, right on top of Samus Aran. Samus ran to avoid it as it slammed down right next to her causing her to loose her footing.
"Samus!" shouted the team. The massive beast grabbed a hold of her as Samus kept blasting it with missiles and charged shots. In response, the beast gave what could only be considered: a laugh. The team ran at Giga Bowser, only to be swatted back. The creature then opened its mouth to swallow Samus. However before it could, a black round object landed in its mouth and exploded.
"What!" demanded Mr. Game & Watch. He watched in horror as a couple of cloaked figures threw off their cloaks revealing Link. Zelda, and Yoshi. Giga Bowser coughed as smoke filled its mouth and it dropped Samus. Samus rolled away from the beast and regrouped with the new arrivals.
"Thank goodness you guys showed up," said TRON.
"Right. Now let's stop this thing," said Link.
"Activate the droids. I want them dead now!" shouted Mr. Game & Watch. Dozens of droids rolled out into the arena and started firing at the team.
"Great! Now what. We won't be able to stand up for long under this barrage," said Yoshi.
"You forget where we are old friend. Even now we're operating under the loose parameters of a game called: Super Smash Brothers: Melee. And with our close proximity to the heart of the Internet, we can use it to our advantage," said TRON.
"How?" asked Yoshi.
"It's simple. Miscellaneous File accessed, activate items laser swords and laser guns," said TRON. All around them items began appearing.
"Don't just stand there, grab something," said TRON. He snatched up a laser sword and began deflecting enemy blasts. He then grabbed a laser gun for the other hand and began firing back. Yoshi decided to go for it and turned himself into an egg and began bowling over the droids. Meanwhile Giga Bowser had begun destroying the stands and all panic ensued as people ran for the exits.
"Sir you'd better get up to the bridge," said a technician on the comm. to Mr. Game & Watch.
"Why?" asked Mr. Game & Watch.
"I don't want to say over an unguarded channel sir," said the voice.
"Fine I'm coming. Send more droids down here," said Mr. Game & Watch to a nearby guard.
Internet: The wave of erasure had finished consuming dead websites and was now eating up websites that never updated.
Microsoft.com: The Kilobyte continued its relentless hammering off the firewall and massive cracks were beginning to appear on the wall but still it stayed together. Down in the arena, the battle was getting more and more intense, but the amount of droids was being reduced, slowly. Several of the characters had received several burn wounds but still they pushed on.
"We're not gonna make it. Either Game & Watch conquers the Internet or it collapses, either way we're screwed," said Sonic.
"Keep fighting, but move towards the exits. Game & Watch must be stopped," said TRON.
"But there's too many of them," said Sheik. As if to emphasize the point, several droidekas surrounded them.
"Surrender," said one of them. The team looked at each other with sadness.
"We've failed," said TRON shedding a tear. Suddenly the ship started rocking.
"What the hell?" asked TRON.
"Open fire!" shouted Fox. The Great Fox opened fire on the massive Super Star Destroyer destroying whole chunks of its armor.
"Prepare to launch all craft," said Fox.
"Crafts away," said Falco. The Great Fox resumed firing on the ship while the Data Stream, Outrider, Falcon Flyer, and the two Arwings sped away towards the main bay.
"The secondary power generator should located near the bay so we'll take that out before we land, it should give us an easier time to slip inside the ship," said Fox.
"Roger that. That must be it up ahead, open fire!" shouted D.K. The squad opened fire on the generator with their heavy weaponry and blasted it and a large chunk of the area surrounding it into the abyss beyond.
"There's likely to be some resistance when we get in the bay so the two Arwings will go in first and lay down some suppressing fire while we enter and bolt for the nearest exit. Then Fox and Falco will leave the ship and provide a distraction. It's flawless," said D.K. Then a loud explosion was heard.
"What the?" asked D.K. The massive semi-transparent wall in front of the massive ship had finally exploded.
"He's destroyed the firewall! Now he has unlimited access to Microsoft.com!" shouted Capt. Falcon.
"Let's move!" shouted D.K. The ships approached the bay, but to their amazement, dozens of ships were leaving it including a pig shaped craft.
"Something big must be going on in there," observed Mewtwo.
"Right change of plan. Fox, Falco go provide a distraction now. We'll be fine because I don't think we need any suppressing fire. Harass the bridge for the time being, but if you have to destroy these engines, go for it. The Internet is more important than we are at the moment," said D.K.
"Very well. All-range mode," said Fox. The two ships extended their wings and blasted off towards the bridge.
"Let's go team," said D.K.
Arena: TRON and Co., were being escorted to the exit when the lights flickered and went off. When the emergency lighting resumed, the droids were offline.
"What's going on?" asked TRON. Yoshi pulled out his palm pilot and hacked into The Kilobyte's external cameras. It showed the two Arwings soaring by and the Great Fox in the background firing on the ship.
"Somehow the loose files you trapped on Disney.com escaped and are helping us," said Yoshi. TRON just shook his head.
"They'll just complicate things, but they've been nothing but help so far. Apparently their resourcefulness is not to be underestimated. Must be because they're reckless in their host videogames," said TRON.
"Right, let's just get going to the bridge," said Samus. They all walked to the exit when suddenly a massive foot got between them and it. Giga Bowser was blocking their path to freedom.
"Looks like this is it, the final battle," said Yoshi. They slowly approached the beast with their weapons when the abruptly dissipated.
"What's going on?" asked Link.
"We're outside of the arena. Weapons won't function here because they can't exist," said TRON. Giga Bowser let loose a massive flamethrower causing the group to scatter in various directions.
"What're we going to do now? We're not match for it," said Zelda. Giga Bowser just burst out laughing when object hit it from behind.
"Hey buddy, why don't you pick on someone your size," said a voice. Everyone, including Giga Bowser, turned to see who the voice was. It was Kirby.
Bridge: "These interlopers aren't what you wanted to talk to me about was it?" asked Mr. Game & Watch as an Arwing swooped past the bridge firing on it. Mr. Game & Watch and the technician were the only ones on the ship since everyone had decided to abandon it except for the waddle-dee's down in engineering.
"No sir. Apparently TRON was right, the Internet is collapsing," said the technician.
"What? That's not possible, he was lying," said Mr. Game & Watch.
"No sir, he wasn't," said the technician. He flicked a switch and an image popped up of the Internet disintegrating.
"Not good. MCP, can you reinitialize the Internet?" asked Mr. Game & Watch to a special device.
"Yes," came the written response.
"Fine then. Power up the engines, we're moving," said Mr. Game & Watch. The Kilobyte heaved forward and past what was left of the firewall.
Arena: "Yeah I'm talking to you bub," said Kirby. Giga Bowser began growling at Kirby and began stamping its foot like a bull ready to charge.
"Kirby are you insane, you'll be killed," said Yoshi.
"I don't think so," said Kirby. Giga Bowser charged at Kirby who stood still. However when it reached the pink piece of bubblegum, Kirby opened his mouth and sucked Giga Bowser into his mouth. Kirby then blew out with all of his power and Giga Bowser who went flying out and smashed into the far wall. It slowly came to, but when it looked out, it saw Kirby flying through the air towards it. Kirby's boot connected between Giga Bowser's eyes and it went out like a light.
"Let's get going," said Kirby to the shocked group.
"How did you do that?" asked Yoshi.
"I told you, I suck," said Kirby who just left it at that.
"Where're we going?" asked Kirby.
"We're going to rendezvous with Dash and the team that just got aboard the ship at the bridge," said Kirby moving quickly.
"Why the rush?" asked TRON.
"The firewall has been broken," said Kirby.
"Oh shit," said TRON.
"Right. Also, this ship is on the move meaning we have to get their now," said Kirby.
"Then we'd better use this one time matter transporter," said TRON. He flicked a button and the team appeared on the bridge just as the second team and Dash got there.
"Give it up Game & Watch, it's over," said TRON.
"It's never over. Once we get to the center of the Internet, it's rightful owner the MCP program will take over. You can't win," said Mr. Game & Watch.
"Wrong, you can't," said Dash. He pulled out the remote and pressed the button. Down in the now empty engineering deck since the waddle-dee's had at least enough intelligence to evacuate the ship, the dynamite exploded. However the explosion was much greater than normal dynamite and it tore the rear of the ship off, flinging everyone to the floor.
"What kid of dynamite was that Kirby?" demanded Dash as consoles exploded everywhere.
"Oh yeah, they were stuffed with plutonium. I bought them off N.M.E. a few years ago posing as Dedede. I figured they could end my misery of being stuck on Dreamland. But I repaired my ship so I didn't need to use them," said Kirby. More consoles exploded as the ship began to loose control.
"Curses!" shouted Mr. Game & Watch. Suddenly a mass of light began pouring in through the front windows.
"What's that?" asked Link. A barely visible planet appeared in the middle of the white light.
"That's the hub of the Internet!" shouted TRON. Behind the ship, the wave of de-construction had just penetrated Microsoft.com.
"Good. Maybe the MCP's mission has failed, but mine hasn't," said Mr. Game & Watch. He bolted through a hidden door before he could be stopped. An instant later a shuttle went flying by towards the planet.
"All of you go and stop him, I'll try and think of something that would take too long to explain. I may not survive and if I don't I want you to give my regards to the team, live out your life, do the best you can…" said TRON.
"Ah hell if you want a job done right you've got to do it yourself," said Kirby interrupting. He pressed a button on the console and the ship altered its course slightly, headed straight for the trash bin.
"C'mon let's go," said Kirby. The whole team vacated the ship as it flew past the planetoid and cruised directly into the trash bin.
"Noooooo!" shouted the MCP program, having used up all its energy for one final statement. The ship entered the trash bin and was erased permanently. Its data gone, the Internet suddenly became able to be accessed again and began reforming itself.
"Nice work. Now all we have to is stop Game & Watch," said TRON as the ships flew to the surface.
"G&W should be around here somewhere," said TRON looking down at the planet's surface.
"Wait, there it is," said BlackWargreymon.
"Yep," said Mario pointing to a shuttle on the surface. The ships landed on the surface and disembarked.
"It's empty," said Leebo scanning it.
"Then where the hell did he go?" asked Lupus.
"I'm detecting some caves not to far from here," said TRON.
"Alright let's go then," said Ness. The whole gaggle of characters made their way to the caves.
"Remember, G&W is 2-D meaning it will be impossible to see him from the front or behind. If it comes to a fight, we are at a disadvantage," said Dash.
"Who cares, we must stop G&W from seizing control of the source code," said TRON. The team split up down various tunnels until finally reaching a large pair of doors.
"This is it, the entrance to the heavens," said TRON.
"And one which I cannot allow you to enter," said Mr. Game & Watch. Everyone looked around, but no one could spot him. Then Dash keeled over from an invisible punch, as did several other members.
"Eat hammer!" shouted Mr. Game & Watch punching some of the characters.
"Now oil slick and key," said Mr. Game & Watch smacking even more characters.
"Eat Terra Destroyer," said BlackWargremon. He made the giant ball of energy and flung it onto the ground, but a shield popped up and shielding Mr. Game & Watch from the blast.
"Is that the best you've got?" asked Mr. Game & Watch.
"Shadow ball!" shouted Mewtwo. He fired shadow balls all over the room but didn't hit the invisible Mr. Game & Watch. Fox and Falco kept firing their blasters everywhere as the other characters began throwing punches at the invisible foe. Yet despite their efforts, Mr. Game & Watch down all of them until one remained, Kirby.
"Looks like its you and me puffball," said Mr. Game & Watch. He began punching the wad of gum, but his punches were just absorbed by Kirby.
"You'll have to try harder than that," said Kirby running off.
"Get back here!" shouted Mr. Game & Watch running after him. Kirby ran and ran until he reached a dead end at the top of a chasm.
"Looks like this is it," said Mr. Game & Watch pulling out his hammer.
"Yeah so it is," said Kirby. He pulled out his mallet. The two of them went at it Matrix style with hits and punches in slow motion. The fighting raged for several minutes until finally Kirby was downed.
"Mess with the best, die like the rest. Any last words?" asked Mr. Game & Watch.
"Yeah. Duck," said Kirby.
"You mean Duck Hunt. Fine I'll destroy it because they took away my steam by becoming popular. I'll destroy everything but my precious Game & Watches, nothing can stop me now!" said Mr. Game & Watch laughing maniacally. He was laughing so hard he failed to notice a certain black Lamborghini plummeting towards him. This Lamborghini was a certain Lamborghini that had been driven by a certain pink powderpuff and had dropped through the landing bay of the ship and into a black hole leading to the Internet. The car had flown on and on until it reached the planetoid and was drawn into its gravity. This certain car now slammed into the certain black maniacal 2-D character, smashing him down into the chasm.
"This is why people like me don't get licenses," said Kirby. He walked back into the tunnel where the team was getting back together.
"Oh that hurt. What happened to Mr. Game & Watch?" asked Dash.
"He's currently indisposed," said Kirby. The group shrugged.
"So I guess we go home now," said Dash.
"Maybe, but right now I'm more interested in what's beyond these doors. We'll never be here again, and I'm dying to know what's beyond them," said D.K. They all looked at the large metal doors.
"Even I must confess that I don't know. But I have wondered," admitted TRON.
"Let's go then," said Ness.
"We can't just go, there are protocols for this sort of thing. To start with…" began TRON.
"Doors open!" said Kirby. The whole group rushed for the doors followed a moment later by TRON. They walked down a very long and dark corridor before entering a small room. Inside the room were three 'things'.
"What up?" asked Mr. Game & Watch.
"It's G&W, get him!" shouted Kirby.
"Wait! I'm not that Game & Watch, I'm the real thing, not some ROM clone. I have no animosity towards the users," said Mr. Game & Watch.
"How are you guys? You don't lead the Internet do you?" asked Kirby.
"No we don't. We're just the sub-lieutenants. We're the second in commands. I'm Mr. Game & Watch as you already know, that thing over there with the two paddles and a ball is Pong, he doesn't say much, and the pie over there who's missing a fourth is named Pac-Man. I suppose if you've come this far then you've saved us all and want to return home correct. Well just touch this TV and you will be returned to your home," said Mr. Game & Watch. The T.V. crackled to life showing a video about all of the characters (just like the one you can view in SSBM).
"I'll miss you guys," said TRON.
"Yeah well we all got to go sometime," said Zelda.
"Yoshi, thanks for your help, Kirby I hope you burn in hell for what you've done to me over the years," said Dash.
"Ah screw you," said Kirby. . He and Leebo placed their hands on the T.V. and vanished. Kirby placed his hand on the T.V. and vanished as well.
"Mewtwo, it's been an honor," said BlackWargreymon.
"As it has been to fight along side a digimon," said Mewtwo. They placed their hands on the T.V. and vanished.
"Contact me some time Capt. Falcon, we need to develop that technology company and screw people over. Also, I think we should sell food as well. We'll sort the details out later, by buddy," said Lupus.
"Yeah. It shames me to admit it, but I'll miss you occasionally. Floyd, learn what a real screwdriver is," said Capt. Falcon.
"I will try," said Floyd. They all placed their hands/body on the T.V. and vanished.
"Be seeing you D.K., we made a good team," said Ness.
"Learn all you can and see if you can't develop a device to come to the Kongo Jungle. I think if we went an adventure we'd have a lot of fun. (I'd like to see this game, Ness and D.K. in a side scrolling adventure where the aliens and King K. Rool try to take over the jungle) See you around," said D.K. They placed their hands on the T.V. and vanished.
"I guess we've got nothing to say," said Link.
"I think we do. I still want to talk about that physical strength thing…hey get back here!" shouted Zelda as Link vanished. Zelda grabbed a hold and vanished also.
"C'mon Yoshi, we've got a life to get back to where we save the Mushroom Kingdom. And I think I know where you were during my adventure back in 97, you were working for that guy. Say, how much do you get paid?" asked Mario.
"Not enough," said Yoshi as both vanished through the T.V.
"Slippy and Peppy are not gonna believe this one," said Fox as he and Falco vanished. Right after they left, the T.V. shutoff.
"That is it, game over," said Mr. Game & Watch.