Disclaimer: *sigh* Do I hafta? Fine! No, I don't own ANYTHING because I
am lame and J.K. Rowling is God. Er...maybe not that far, but she's pretty
damn cool. Oh! And the first sentence solely belongs to J.K.R., it's a
quote from the fifth book.
Summary: Harry has a secret ass hole, Draco is pregnant (Ron's the father), Snape's in a thong and Hermione disappeared! Slash! Ron/Harry/Draco and Snape/Dumbledore (yes, we are psycho). R/R!
Rating: PG-13 because we like to think we're not wrong enough to be writing rated R.
Warnings: Slashy, dangerously slashy, the ruler of shlashdom. Mwahahaha! Don't like? Don't read. That simple.
Spoilers: None, really. Maybe for the first movie, but you can't really tell.
Flames will be used to set Emma Watson's hair on fire, so flame away!
Also, we make fun of just about every character, so don't be offended if yours is.
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You Know You're High When...
Chapter 02: The Snape-Thong Disco and Buh-bye Herm
Now we're at Hogwarts. Do not ask me why we are now at Hogwarts, we just are, okay? Anyway, that is not the point. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting in the Great Hall, when Dumbledore was about to make an announcement. He slowly got up when suddenly the room went dark and colorful lights and disco music filled the air. Everyone was looking around, wondering what was going on.
Suddenly, a spot light went down the center of the room, and Snape was lowered from the ceiling, wearing a sports bra and a pink thong with a fluffy bunny tail. He got quite a few cat-calls from the Slytherin table as he started dancing provocatively to YMCA.
Soon, Dumbledore came up, with a fruit hat and a frilly, Hispanic dress like the Chiquita Banana lady, and they did the tango.
"Whoo! Shake it baby, shake it!" Ron called out, but right when they got to the good part, the lights turned on and Hermione was gone.
Everyone gasped.
"Gasp!" Harry said.
"Gasp!" Ron said.
"Oh well," Ron said. "She was a snobby, stuck-up, know-it-all bitch," Ron said, and he went back to watching Snape and Dumbledore do the tango some more.
"But Ron, you don't understand! Hermione didn't get to say anything this whole chapter, we must find her!" He stuck one finger up in the air.
"Yeah, whatever," Ron answered and he went to join Snape and Dumbledore because they had started to break dance.
Harry began to talk to Herman. "Where could Hermione have gone, Herman? Hey!" Harry had an epiphany. "Herman? Hermione? They both have herms and ns! They must be brothers! Or sisters! Or...it's..."
People started looking at him oddly.
"Hey!" Harry shouted. "Can't a guy talk to his crotch in peace?!"
Everybody just looked at him scared, and went back to doing whatever.
"It's okay," Harry said, stroking his crotch. "We'll find her."
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END OF CHAPTER
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TUHPT: Review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Summary: Harry has a secret ass hole, Draco is pregnant (Ron's the father), Snape's in a thong and Hermione disappeared! Slash! Ron/Harry/Draco and Snape/Dumbledore (yes, we are psycho). R/R!
Rating: PG-13 because we like to think we're not wrong enough to be writing rated R.
Warnings: Slashy, dangerously slashy, the ruler of shlashdom. Mwahahaha! Don't like? Don't read. That simple.
Spoilers: None, really. Maybe for the first movie, but you can't really tell.
Flames will be used to set Emma Watson's hair on fire, so flame away!
Also, we make fun of just about every character, so don't be offended if yours is.
~*~
You Know You're High When...
Chapter 02: The Snape-Thong Disco and Buh-bye Herm
Now we're at Hogwarts. Do not ask me why we are now at Hogwarts, we just are, okay? Anyway, that is not the point. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting in the Great Hall, when Dumbledore was about to make an announcement. He slowly got up when suddenly the room went dark and colorful lights and disco music filled the air. Everyone was looking around, wondering what was going on.
Suddenly, a spot light went down the center of the room, and Snape was lowered from the ceiling, wearing a sports bra and a pink thong with a fluffy bunny tail. He got quite a few cat-calls from the Slytherin table as he started dancing provocatively to YMCA.
Soon, Dumbledore came up, with a fruit hat and a frilly, Hispanic dress like the Chiquita Banana lady, and they did the tango.
"Whoo! Shake it baby, shake it!" Ron called out, but right when they got to the good part, the lights turned on and Hermione was gone.
Everyone gasped.
"Gasp!" Harry said.
"Gasp!" Ron said.
"Oh well," Ron said. "She was a snobby, stuck-up, know-it-all bitch," Ron said, and he went back to watching Snape and Dumbledore do the tango some more.
"But Ron, you don't understand! Hermione didn't get to say anything this whole chapter, we must find her!" He stuck one finger up in the air.
"Yeah, whatever," Ron answered and he went to join Snape and Dumbledore because they had started to break dance.
Harry began to talk to Herman. "Where could Hermione have gone, Herman? Hey!" Harry had an epiphany. "Herman? Hermione? They both have herms and ns! They must be brothers! Or sisters! Or...it's..."
People started looking at him oddly.
"Hey!" Harry shouted. "Can't a guy talk to his crotch in peace?!"
Everybody just looked at him scared, and went back to doing whatever.
"It's okay," Harry said, stroking his crotch. "We'll find her."
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END OF CHAPTER
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TUHPT: Review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!