Intro: Digimon / PG-13 / Romance - Parody / Chapter one
Thanks for the reviews. I wasn't in first place waiting for much since the plot is kinda complicated, but I liked them. The reviews, I mean. You gave me your opinion, and that's what matters. If you just tell me 'I like it' or 'I hate it' and you're not telling why... Then is not much of a help now is it? Hope you enjoy this chapter as well. (And sorry for taking so long you know but... Exams-tests-fu**ing personals is making this hard)
Wait. You were wondering why I made Sora Aphrodite and not Mimi. Well, first of all
1)I hate Mimi
2)I find Sora much prettier
3)I always thought that Sora had to be a bitch.
4)Mimi's personality fits better Hera.
5)What, still not enough?
6)I hate Mimi
There ya go. SORA is APHRODITE and MIMI is HERA. Ya that's better.
Oh and... Votes: Sorato: 1 | Sokeru: 3 | Reviews w/ no votes: 1 | Author's opinion: yeah, let her have both.
The votes are still open until it's definitely decided and... I added one more couple that has been interesting me lately: Taito. *everyone screams in pain*
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--Dionysus:
He was the god of wine and vegetation and taught mortals how to cultivate grape and how to make wine. He was good and kind with those who honored him, but carried to madness and destruction those who depreciated him or the orgiastic rituals of his cult. Along with tradition, Dionysus died every Winter and was reborn in Spring.
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Right now I'm completely relaxed on my blue and ultra cozy couch. The nectar cup traveling around my fingers and my legs trying to find the most comfortable position. The blue sky, the sun striking right on my face, lighting my features and my blue, deep sapphire eyes like two jewels. The soft singing of the nymphs coming from the back of the Olympus and the quietness of the rest of the place. Now tell me this is not life and I'll reply you that in that case I'd rather be dead. So, as you may guess, I, Yamato if you gentle people let me, have not intention to move at all.
By a strange force of nature which not even us Gods can understand, my eyes start closing and almost by instinct I let the cup of wonderful liquid slip off my hands with a slow and gentle move. Don't take me the wrong way, I plead you. By 'wonderful liquid' I don't mean to say it's the best. Ha! That's what nectar creators would want. But it's a shame since the best of drinks, the potion, the drug, the natural sedative as we all know already is wine.
Its color, its passion, the sensation of your throat on fire by just tasting is just perfect. The smell fashioning with the fine gold cup, seeing yourself on it better than in a mirror and its natural shine makes it look gorgeous. The taste, the feeling resting in your mouth after you've consumed it makes it even better. That marvelous liquid that makes your sorrows drift away and produces the fantastic hangover to which all of us gods are used to makes me go mad.
I'm almost sure that all of you child, young or adult people know that passion in red. I say in red since the white one is not as good as one would want it to be. The white wine disappoints several times. It doesn't fill my expectatives as much as the red wine does. It's a matter of tastes.
But stop it! I'm sure I'm getting you all bored talking so much about that beauty of creation, so I've decided to take you all to a walk around the Olympus, so you may be capable to enjoy our installations.
Lightly but difficultly, I lift from my favorite place and bent down to grab the cup of the second best liquid in existence. If we look towards left we can take a look over the wonderful city of Athens. Cute isn't it? With all those white little houses stick one with another and mortal people walking trough the many small streets like ants... There isn't much green, it's mostly yellow color that prevails. But the sea and the warm environment makes the soul fresh, you know?
Now, at our right there's the ladies room to which I'm only allowed in cases of general drunkenness. It's delightful, yes yes. Whitish walls and kind of misty too. I say misty because my view in those special occasions when I can get in is not the best. But what I do know very good is the toilet, in which I've fallen countless times. It's not a nice sensation, I can assure you. Specially because my hairstyle, with my golden locks made magically up by a goddess that knows a lot about elegance, goes to hell and I must turn to her again. And she doesn't do her masterpieces for a little quantity of wine. Or sex if she's feeling lusty.
Continuing through this place we find a corridor in which there are various doors. Do you want to know what's inside? Of course you do, it's so much fun to. One never knows what's waiting behind. Maybe a naked goddess, maybe a couple of semi-gods having some good time. But most of the times, it's pretty surprising. I once opened the door and found Hermes doing something pretty disgusting with his sandals... But you don't want to know.
First we have this white one. We turn the handrail a little and... Oh for the Gods' sake! It's Hera! No, no. Sorry. Hera no, Mimi. She hates to be called Hera. Great, I believe I have to run because she's in one of her conversations/seductions with Apollo. The poor guy is so innocent that he doesn't know what to do with Mimi showing him her curves without shame at all. The immortal woman is desperate, after the impotence of her husband, Taichi, that happened after a mortal woman gave him a strange potion after he had an adventure with her. We don't know what it was, but it sure reached its objective. Who ever said that Zeus was omnipotent?
Let's close this door, without making any noise of course. Now the second one must be something better. We turn and Voilá, open. Oh, it's only the annoying Hermes. That guy is so silent and diligent as... I don't know, a rock? Wait, are rocks diligent? Doesn't matter. Now, if we look carefully we can see how he organizes his stuff and cleans his winged shoes. Those little wings are so stupid... Little-cutely wings for little annoying Koushiro. It's fun... Well, maybe not if I say it like that but... Oh well, at least is funny for me. But now we must leave or he'll find me and then make me help him out.
I don't *help* anyone. I enjoy my life.
Let's close this door also. Let's go to the third one. They say that the third one is the winning one. Let's see if they're right... So... We turn and... Oh! What am I seeing! It's not other but my beloved and sweet Aphrodite! That girl is so, but so beautiful that I can't help it but love her. And seems we've arrived at the right time! She's brushing her shining and recently cut red and brilliant hair. Short hair really fits her greatly. Ahh... Just look at her. She's so beautiful and bitchy that I just... Can't help but slip through into her room. Trying not to make any noise, we approach without her noticing. Now that we're at a perfect distance we take profit and grab her perfectly sized hips from both sides, then approach one more step and slowly kiss her white neck. I know that this conquering tactic is infallible, every one falls in my trap.
"I can't now, Yamato. I'm busy"
But what a drying answer! Me, the beautiful, gorgeous and beloved god can't be treated like that! "How's that?" I ask between kisses "don't you prefer me to be 'busy'?
Oh yeah. I'm a seducer.
"I've promised Apollo that I'd have a conversation with him"
Apollo? Takeru? He's taking my love away from me? This I can't believe! "Apollo? Ha!"
"Yes, Apollo"
I roll my eyes when I notice that I can't make her react to my sexual intentions or get her to my couch. Then, I ask shyly "and would you mind if I join to your conversation? A menage-á-trois?"
Not only seducer but funny, too. I'm so perfect.
"Always thinking about the same thing. But well, if you want to... Come with us. But don't act stupidly, you know that the poor guy is suffering of sexual harassment by Hera."
"...Sure" I say while licking the side of her ear. The 'poor, little Apollo'. We'll see how innocent he is.
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I love this fiiiiic!! ^_^ It's my personal favorite since I have every character with the personality I think they should have. I'm glad. Can't know why but I am! I believe it's this story... Anyway, I hope it makes you happy too! (?) It's short, I know. But chapters are gonna be displayed that way since well, this is not supposed to last long. Not too much anyway. And please, remember to review because... I need your OPINION! and I also need your VOTE! Please? Thanx
nUMb
Thanks for the reviews. I wasn't in first place waiting for much since the plot is kinda complicated, but I liked them. The reviews, I mean. You gave me your opinion, and that's what matters. If you just tell me 'I like it' or 'I hate it' and you're not telling why... Then is not much of a help now is it? Hope you enjoy this chapter as well. (And sorry for taking so long you know but... Exams-tests-fu**ing personals is making this hard)
Wait. You were wondering why I made Sora Aphrodite and not Mimi. Well, first of all
1)I hate Mimi
2)I find Sora much prettier
3)I always thought that Sora had to be a bitch.
4)Mimi's personality fits better Hera.
5)What, still not enough?
6)I hate Mimi
There ya go. SORA is APHRODITE and MIMI is HERA. Ya that's better.
Oh and... Votes: Sorato: 1 | Sokeru: 3 | Reviews w/ no votes: 1 | Author's opinion: yeah, let her have both.
The votes are still open until it's definitely decided and... I added one more couple that has been interesting me lately: Taito. *everyone screams in pain*
+++++++++
--Dionysus:
He was the god of wine and vegetation and taught mortals how to cultivate grape and how to make wine. He was good and kind with those who honored him, but carried to madness and destruction those who depreciated him or the orgiastic rituals of his cult. Along with tradition, Dionysus died every Winter and was reborn in Spring.
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Right now I'm completely relaxed on my blue and ultra cozy couch. The nectar cup traveling around my fingers and my legs trying to find the most comfortable position. The blue sky, the sun striking right on my face, lighting my features and my blue, deep sapphire eyes like two jewels. The soft singing of the nymphs coming from the back of the Olympus and the quietness of the rest of the place. Now tell me this is not life and I'll reply you that in that case I'd rather be dead. So, as you may guess, I, Yamato if you gentle people let me, have not intention to move at all.
By a strange force of nature which not even us Gods can understand, my eyes start closing and almost by instinct I let the cup of wonderful liquid slip off my hands with a slow and gentle move. Don't take me the wrong way, I plead you. By 'wonderful liquid' I don't mean to say it's the best. Ha! That's what nectar creators would want. But it's a shame since the best of drinks, the potion, the drug, the natural sedative as we all know already is wine.
Its color, its passion, the sensation of your throat on fire by just tasting is just perfect. The smell fashioning with the fine gold cup, seeing yourself on it better than in a mirror and its natural shine makes it look gorgeous. The taste, the feeling resting in your mouth after you've consumed it makes it even better. That marvelous liquid that makes your sorrows drift away and produces the fantastic hangover to which all of us gods are used to makes me go mad.
I'm almost sure that all of you child, young or adult people know that passion in red. I say in red since the white one is not as good as one would want it to be. The white wine disappoints several times. It doesn't fill my expectatives as much as the red wine does. It's a matter of tastes.
But stop it! I'm sure I'm getting you all bored talking so much about that beauty of creation, so I've decided to take you all to a walk around the Olympus, so you may be capable to enjoy our installations.
Lightly but difficultly, I lift from my favorite place and bent down to grab the cup of the second best liquid in existence. If we look towards left we can take a look over the wonderful city of Athens. Cute isn't it? With all those white little houses stick one with another and mortal people walking trough the many small streets like ants... There isn't much green, it's mostly yellow color that prevails. But the sea and the warm environment makes the soul fresh, you know?
Now, at our right there's the ladies room to which I'm only allowed in cases of general drunkenness. It's delightful, yes yes. Whitish walls and kind of misty too. I say misty because my view in those special occasions when I can get in is not the best. But what I do know very good is the toilet, in which I've fallen countless times. It's not a nice sensation, I can assure you. Specially because my hairstyle, with my golden locks made magically up by a goddess that knows a lot about elegance, goes to hell and I must turn to her again. And she doesn't do her masterpieces for a little quantity of wine. Or sex if she's feeling lusty.
Continuing through this place we find a corridor in which there are various doors. Do you want to know what's inside? Of course you do, it's so much fun to. One never knows what's waiting behind. Maybe a naked goddess, maybe a couple of semi-gods having some good time. But most of the times, it's pretty surprising. I once opened the door and found Hermes doing something pretty disgusting with his sandals... But you don't want to know.
First we have this white one. We turn the handrail a little and... Oh for the Gods' sake! It's Hera! No, no. Sorry. Hera no, Mimi. She hates to be called Hera. Great, I believe I have to run because she's in one of her conversations/seductions with Apollo. The poor guy is so innocent that he doesn't know what to do with Mimi showing him her curves without shame at all. The immortal woman is desperate, after the impotence of her husband, Taichi, that happened after a mortal woman gave him a strange potion after he had an adventure with her. We don't know what it was, but it sure reached its objective. Who ever said that Zeus was omnipotent?
Let's close this door, without making any noise of course. Now the second one must be something better. We turn and Voilá, open. Oh, it's only the annoying Hermes. That guy is so silent and diligent as... I don't know, a rock? Wait, are rocks diligent? Doesn't matter. Now, if we look carefully we can see how he organizes his stuff and cleans his winged shoes. Those little wings are so stupid... Little-cutely wings for little annoying Koushiro. It's fun... Well, maybe not if I say it like that but... Oh well, at least is funny for me. But now we must leave or he'll find me and then make me help him out.
I don't *help* anyone. I enjoy my life.
Let's close this door also. Let's go to the third one. They say that the third one is the winning one. Let's see if they're right... So... We turn and... Oh! What am I seeing! It's not other but my beloved and sweet Aphrodite! That girl is so, but so beautiful that I can't help it but love her. And seems we've arrived at the right time! She's brushing her shining and recently cut red and brilliant hair. Short hair really fits her greatly. Ahh... Just look at her. She's so beautiful and bitchy that I just... Can't help but slip through into her room. Trying not to make any noise, we approach without her noticing. Now that we're at a perfect distance we take profit and grab her perfectly sized hips from both sides, then approach one more step and slowly kiss her white neck. I know that this conquering tactic is infallible, every one falls in my trap.
"I can't now, Yamato. I'm busy"
But what a drying answer! Me, the beautiful, gorgeous and beloved god can't be treated like that! "How's that?" I ask between kisses "don't you prefer me to be 'busy'?
Oh yeah. I'm a seducer.
"I've promised Apollo that I'd have a conversation with him"
Apollo? Takeru? He's taking my love away from me? This I can't believe! "Apollo? Ha!"
"Yes, Apollo"
I roll my eyes when I notice that I can't make her react to my sexual intentions or get her to my couch. Then, I ask shyly "and would you mind if I join to your conversation? A menage-á-trois?"
Not only seducer but funny, too. I'm so perfect.
"Always thinking about the same thing. But well, if you want to... Come with us. But don't act stupidly, you know that the poor guy is suffering of sexual harassment by Hera."
"...Sure" I say while licking the side of her ear. The 'poor, little Apollo'. We'll see how innocent he is.
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I love this fiiiiic!! ^_^ It's my personal favorite since I have every character with the personality I think they should have. I'm glad. Can't know why but I am! I believe it's this story... Anyway, I hope it makes you happy too! (?) It's short, I know. But chapters are gonna be displayed that way since well, this is not supposed to last long. Not too much anyway. And please, remember to review because... I need your OPINION! and I also need your VOTE! Please? Thanx
nUMb