Hey, once again sorry for taking so long and sorry for the crappy chapter (the one before this one), and thanks for the reviews. Y'know I love'm!! I thrive on them, I need them to live and to continue writing and updating. (Oh, and as you may have noticed in the last chap. Purple's a horny little bastard, hehe, well he is....) Also this was done late at night after one of my coffee raves, so ignore any mistakes.
Disclaimer: You want a disclaimer? Then read the last 9 chapters disclaimers.
Zim sighed inwardly, he was already getting annoyed by the "Almighty Tallest", and they'd only been there less than a half hour. Ever since he figured out that they'd only sent him to earth to die, he'd had a very short temper with them. He'd tried to keep their conversations as short as possible. Most lasted less then 2 or 3 minutes, the longest was 12 and he had wanted to strangle them. Now that they were there, however, he couldn't just cut the connection. How long they were going to stay he didn't know, but he knew he wasn't going to survive it.
Mentally he tried to figure out ways he could use to get rid of the Tallest. During meals he'd insist that they eat in their own private dining rooms. Any free time he'd convince them to help torture the disobedient humans, watch the slavery classes, and overview the shorter Irkens. If all else failed, he'd tell them he was extremely sick with a deadly human disease called diarrhea.
"So Zimmy, how many of the humans have slept with?" Purple asked, interrupting his thoughts. Zim blushed, an angry look crossing his face.
"None!" he replied, defiantly.
"Really? Interesting, the way you were holding that human, " Purple jerked his thumb at Gaz, "I would've figured you were sleeping with her."
"Well you would've figured wrong." Zim snapped, fighting to control his temper.
"Hmmm..." Purple said, thinking.
"What now?" Zim asked, sighing.
"Since you don't want her, I'll take her." Purple replied.
"What?!" Zim shouted astonished, eyes wide.
"I said that since you didn't want her, I'd take her." Purple repeated.
"No!" he shouted.
"So you are using her?" Purple asked, nonexistent eyebrow raised.
"No!" Zim said outraged.
"So why can't I?"
"Because...I-I well...because I have to kill her in front of Dib!" Zim replied angrily, stammering.
"Ah." Purple replied as if he didn't believe him," What a waste." Zim sighed and shook his head, how was he going to live through this? He'd probably commit suicide before the next couple days were over.
"A waste of a bad attitude." Zim commented, "She's a sarcastic little bitch."
"You obviously didn't think so." Purple commented casually.
"I never had nor will I ever have a relationship with this human or any other." Zim said crossly, scowling at Purple.
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As Gaz listened to them talking, she considered knocking all of the Irkens teeth out and then shoving them up his ass, but stopped herself for Dib's sake. She listened as Zim defended himself but didn't get angry when he called her a sarcastic bitch. Why would she be mad when that was the image she'd strived for. A cruel, heartless bitch; an utterly horrible being-so vicious it was impossible for anyone to like her.
Growing up, her brother only added to her image, unfortunately it also gave their family a bad name and it went so far that her dad had been out of work for a few weeks, due to rumors. Most of the rumors didn't bug her, but one in particular caused her to attack a boy twice her size.
She'd been in the 9th grade, and was walking down the hall playing her game slave when she walked past a few of the many jocks standing at their lockers a few feet from hers. She paused her game to open the locker, and as she pulled out a couple of books, the leader of the jocks began speaking loudly.
"There goes the freak." He said, his cronies chuckled. Gaz didn't even pause.
"I heard her psychotic brother accused all of his teachers of being aliens and claims that he captured Bigfoot." The flankies laughed again. Gaz gave him a glare but didn't pause from putting the books in her bag.
"Another thing, I heard their father killed their mother but the poli--"that was as far as he'd gotten. Gaz had jumped at him, throwing aside her books. She began to punch, kick, bite, and scratch him. Disoriented, it took the cronies awhile to realize what had happened, but when they did they pulled her off him, and held her as the leader began punching her. She didn't sit and take it, however, she kicked at him and fought against the arms holding her. In the end she'd been given with 2 weeks of expulsion, 3 broken ribs, a black eye, bruised nose, and fat lip, the other guy got a wounded pride and a day of detention saying 'the crazy kid attacked me outta no where'. Dib had been disappointed with her, but like always she'd acted like she didn't care, and Dib had finally lost his temper with her.
"What the hell is wrong with you?! Don't you give a damn what kind of a name your giving us?!" Dib had screamed at her.
"No, not at all." She'd replied, sitting on her bed playing her game.
"Why the fuck not!!!?"
"Should I?"
"Yes! You're making people think we're fucking crazy!!"
"Oh and you're so normal yourself?"
"I have fucking friends!"
"Right, and they're not freaks too?"
"You're the fucking loner!"
"So?"
"The only other loner at the school is Zim, what does that say about you!?"
"I don't know, what does it mean, oh guru of all knowledge?"
"Why can't you be normal!!"
"Normal is overrated, you know." Gaz had replied, he was lucky she'd been injured, the drugs prescribed to her made her drowsy and relaxed, more then she'd ever be anyway, "Apparently normal to you is being a pom-pom waving bimbo or an air-headed jock, or how about a big-headed, fantasy obsessed, unrealistic FREAK?!"
"YOU ARE SO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!" Dib had screamed one last time before leaving the room and slamming the door. An hour or two later he'd stuck his head in and mumbled an apology, and that had been the end of one of their many problems.
Disclaimer: You want a disclaimer? Then read the last 9 chapters disclaimers.
Zim sighed inwardly, he was already getting annoyed by the "Almighty Tallest", and they'd only been there less than a half hour. Ever since he figured out that they'd only sent him to earth to die, he'd had a very short temper with them. He'd tried to keep their conversations as short as possible. Most lasted less then 2 or 3 minutes, the longest was 12 and he had wanted to strangle them. Now that they were there, however, he couldn't just cut the connection. How long they were going to stay he didn't know, but he knew he wasn't going to survive it.
Mentally he tried to figure out ways he could use to get rid of the Tallest. During meals he'd insist that they eat in their own private dining rooms. Any free time he'd convince them to help torture the disobedient humans, watch the slavery classes, and overview the shorter Irkens. If all else failed, he'd tell them he was extremely sick with a deadly human disease called diarrhea.
"So Zimmy, how many of the humans have slept with?" Purple asked, interrupting his thoughts. Zim blushed, an angry look crossing his face.
"None!" he replied, defiantly.
"Really? Interesting, the way you were holding that human, " Purple jerked his thumb at Gaz, "I would've figured you were sleeping with her."
"Well you would've figured wrong." Zim snapped, fighting to control his temper.
"Hmmm..." Purple said, thinking.
"What now?" Zim asked, sighing.
"Since you don't want her, I'll take her." Purple replied.
"What?!" Zim shouted astonished, eyes wide.
"I said that since you didn't want her, I'd take her." Purple repeated.
"No!" he shouted.
"So you are using her?" Purple asked, nonexistent eyebrow raised.
"No!" Zim said outraged.
"So why can't I?"
"Because...I-I well...because I have to kill her in front of Dib!" Zim replied angrily, stammering.
"Ah." Purple replied as if he didn't believe him," What a waste." Zim sighed and shook his head, how was he going to live through this? He'd probably commit suicide before the next couple days were over.
"A waste of a bad attitude." Zim commented, "She's a sarcastic little bitch."
"You obviously didn't think so." Purple commented casually.
"I never had nor will I ever have a relationship with this human or any other." Zim said crossly, scowling at Purple.
~~~~~~~~~
As Gaz listened to them talking, she considered knocking all of the Irkens teeth out and then shoving them up his ass, but stopped herself for Dib's sake. She listened as Zim defended himself but didn't get angry when he called her a sarcastic bitch. Why would she be mad when that was the image she'd strived for. A cruel, heartless bitch; an utterly horrible being-so vicious it was impossible for anyone to like her.
Growing up, her brother only added to her image, unfortunately it also gave their family a bad name and it went so far that her dad had been out of work for a few weeks, due to rumors. Most of the rumors didn't bug her, but one in particular caused her to attack a boy twice her size.
She'd been in the 9th grade, and was walking down the hall playing her game slave when she walked past a few of the many jocks standing at their lockers a few feet from hers. She paused her game to open the locker, and as she pulled out a couple of books, the leader of the jocks began speaking loudly.
"There goes the freak." He said, his cronies chuckled. Gaz didn't even pause.
"I heard her psychotic brother accused all of his teachers of being aliens and claims that he captured Bigfoot." The flankies laughed again. Gaz gave him a glare but didn't pause from putting the books in her bag.
"Another thing, I heard their father killed their mother but the poli--"that was as far as he'd gotten. Gaz had jumped at him, throwing aside her books. She began to punch, kick, bite, and scratch him. Disoriented, it took the cronies awhile to realize what had happened, but when they did they pulled her off him, and held her as the leader began punching her. She didn't sit and take it, however, she kicked at him and fought against the arms holding her. In the end she'd been given with 2 weeks of expulsion, 3 broken ribs, a black eye, bruised nose, and fat lip, the other guy got a wounded pride and a day of detention saying 'the crazy kid attacked me outta no where'. Dib had been disappointed with her, but like always she'd acted like she didn't care, and Dib had finally lost his temper with her.
"What the hell is wrong with you?! Don't you give a damn what kind of a name your giving us?!" Dib had screamed at her.
"No, not at all." She'd replied, sitting on her bed playing her game.
"Why the fuck not!!!?"
"Should I?"
"Yes! You're making people think we're fucking crazy!!"
"Oh and you're so normal yourself?"
"I have fucking friends!"
"Right, and they're not freaks too?"
"You're the fucking loner!"
"So?"
"The only other loner at the school is Zim, what does that say about you!?"
"I don't know, what does it mean, oh guru of all knowledge?"
"Why can't you be normal!!"
"Normal is overrated, you know." Gaz had replied, he was lucky she'd been injured, the drugs prescribed to her made her drowsy and relaxed, more then she'd ever be anyway, "Apparently normal to you is being a pom-pom waving bimbo or an air-headed jock, or how about a big-headed, fantasy obsessed, unrealistic FREAK?!"
"YOU ARE SO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!" Dib had screamed one last time before leaving the room and slamming the door. An hour or two later he'd stuck his head in and mumbled an apology, and that had been the end of one of their many problems.