+Hi! I finally got the first chapter of The Milky Way Saga written! I'm so HAPPY! Anywho. This story may be a little bit of a spoiler to my other story Destiny, but you don't have to read Destiny to understand any of this. This is just pure fun humor! Um… well I hope you enjoy it and please review! No flames, thank you! Enjoy! ^.^ +
+Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the Ranma ½ characters but I do own Saotome Okashi, Milky Way and Tiger. Actually, I REALLY own Milky Way and Tiger! They are my two kitties! *Hugs them. Milky hisses and Tiger purrs: Both struggle to get away* So you can't steal them!! XP +
Chapter One ~ Introducing Milky, the Wonder Kitty
"Meow."
Ranma looked around, terrified. Where is it? WHERE IS IT? I heard it. I'm not imagining things. It was a clear and terrifying MEOW!
Milky snickered as she observed her prey nervously looking around. Oh, how she enjoyed torturing the young Saotome Ranma. How she loved to start the day with saying, Good morning Ranma! And how did you sleep? All she had to do is walk into the room and he would freak. Oh, the power of being a cat.
She carefully crawled over to a potted plant that was placed so nicely behind Ranma. Sweat beaded down her prey's face and neck, the smell of fear burned fiercely in the air. She grinned as she took in a breath. He knows I'm here. Her butt began to wiggle as she began the final countdown to jump. Now! Ranma turned around just in time to get a mouthful of cat fur. Her arms wrapped around his head, her claws digging into the back.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFFFFFF!!"
She chuckled as he ran in many different directions, not realizing where he was going. She saw the wall and quickly jumped off as he came to a slamming halt. He slid to the floor, unconscious.
Milky walked off into the other room. Torturing Ranma sure builds up an appetite. That damn Yume girl better of gave me food. Or Okashi. I'll give them a good morning greeting also. Though, theirs WON'T be as nice as Ranma's. She growled when she rounded the corner. Damn them…She turned around and headed upstairs.
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Tenshi Yume was sleeping peacefully in her room, snoring quietly. Her door was shut tight and locked, keeping any unwanted visitors out. Her alarm clock neared the appropriate time before it yowled at her to wake up, but it was beaten, yet again, by a scream next door. Yume woke with a start, looking around in a daze. She hated waking up like that. Another scream lifted out of the room next door followed by a "MEROOWW!!"
Yume glared at the wall. Damn you Milky. She got up and ran to the door. Quickly, she unlocked it and opened it. As she stepped outside and looked to her left, she saw a fleeting ball of fur. She looked back into her room as she heard Tiger jump from the bed. He stretched and yawned as he continued to walk out to Yume. He sat down by her feet and looked up at her. What did she do now?
"Attacked Okashi and maybe Ryoga if he's home." Tiger nodded and looked over to the door. Yume looked down at him. "Do you want to go in first?" Tiger looked back up at her and shook his head. "I didn't think so."
She walked over to the slightly opened door. Her hand extended to push it when it flung open by an angered force on the other side.
"WHERE IS IT!?"
"ACK!" Yume screamed as she jumped back. Tiger ran back into the room, terrified.
Okashi glared around with anger, searching for the beast that woke her. Scratches littered her face and arms. "WHERE IS IT? I'm gonna kill it! KILL!"
Yume chuckled, "I told you to lock your damn door or at least keep it shut." Okashi glared at her.
"Shut up."
"Come on, go get cleaned up and I'll go make us some breakfast."
Okashi nodded, the anger slightly fading at the mention of food. She walked away mumbling something about a damn cat and the many ways to kill it. Yume shook her head and looked over to her door. Tiger peeked his head out.
"Come on you, let's go get some food."
"Meow!" He trotted after her as they made their way over to the stairs.
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Ryoga looked up at the house and sighed happily. Finally! I'm home! He walked up to the door, unlocking it with his key and opening it. A usually sight laid before him and he chuckled. Poor Ranma.
Ranma laid flat on his back, pure terror plastered to his face. Ryoga walked over to the figure. He placed his pack down on the floor and opened it, searching. He pulled out a bottle of water and opened it. Slowly he poured it onto Ranma's face.
"Eck… eh! That's cold! S-stop it!" The red-haired girl sputtered. The water stopped. She looked up while coughing. "Ryoga?"
He smiled. "Morning Ranma. Get another 'hug'?"
She growled. "Shut up." She sat up, rubbing the back of her head. She could feel the scab that formed over the wound that Milky's claws had made. "Damn that cat! She actually cut me today!"
Ryoga snickered. He knew the cat enjoyed going after Ranma. It was her form of entertainment. Ranma-Chan began wiping away the water from her face. "I hate the stupid animal. I can't wait 'til it keels over and DIES!"
"Now, Ranma. That isn't nice. What would Yume say if she heard you?" He glanced at the stairs as he saw Tiger run down them. He knew she wouldn't be to far behind.
"I don't care. I'll kill it myself if I hafta. The damn thing is a nuisance and deserves to be put down."
"Really now Ranma-Chan?"
She froze in place, glaring at Ryoga. He grinned back at her. "Good morning, Yume-san."
"Welcome home Ryoga-kun." Her attention went back to Ranma-Chan. "So you're planning to kill my cat, Ranma-Chan? Do you want me to restrict the hot water again?"
She turned around to face Yume. "Of coarse not. It's just an annoyin' little animal and I'm just mad at it right now. I would never kill it!"
Yume stared at her. "You better not. Or I won't just restrict any hot water. Well, anyways. Go get cleaned up. I'm going to go prepare breakfast."
The two nodded and walked away. Yume looked down at Tiger. "Come on. Let's go feed her before she tries to kill one of them again."
Tiger nodded and trotted off to the kitchen, Yume not to far behind.
+Welp, that's it for now! I hope you liked it! Please review! I wanna know what you think of it. No flames please. Thanks!!+
-Yume Tenshi-