+Wahaha! I have finally finished chapter two! I like this chapter. It has a lot of humor. I hope you find it as funny as I did. Please Read and Review! Thanks! ^_^+
+Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the Ranma ½ characters but I do own Saotome Okashi, Milky Way and Tiger. Actually, I REALLY own Milky Way and Tiger! They are my two kitties! *Hugs them. Milky hisses and Tiger purrs: Both struggle to get away* So, you can't steal them!! XP Oh. You can't take Okashi either without my permission.+
Chapter Two ~ Tiger's Trick
Milky sat at her dish, glaring at Tiger as he walked over to his. He paused for a moment and looked at her, debating weather to attack her or leave her alone today. They stared at each other as Yume grabbed the two dishes, shaking her head.
"Don't start you two." Tiger snorted and Milky hissed. "I mean it, or no food for either of you!" They both glared at her, hating the fact she had control over the food. The sound of a can opening lightened their glare and they were soon under her feet, purring and demanding. "Go away. You're gonna make me step on you. Get. NOW! Milky… Tiger… away. Damn you independent cats! ACK! MOVE! Lemme put it down, will ya? God…"
It was nothing unusual in the house of Tenshi Yume. She stood up and watched them eat, casually glaring at each other every now and than. She shook her head and walked away, preparing herself for the task of breakfast. She pulled out everything that was needed and preceded with the process.
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Ranma glared at Ryoga angrily. "What?"
"You know what!"
"No I don't," Ryoga answered. Ranma's eyes narrowed.
"You knew she was there and yet you allowed me to diss her stupid cat." A grin formed at the corner of Ryoga's mouth, uncovering one of his fangs.
"You think so?"
"Yes!"
"Why would I do that?"
"To watch me suffer."
"Me? Never! I would never enjoy watching you suffer, Ranma-Chan."
"Don't call me that," Ranma growled.
"Call you what? Ranma-Chan?"
"I'm warning you Hibiki." The grin widened on his face. Ranma really isn't in a good mood. Hehe.
"Oh… poor wittle Ranma-Chan. Beaten up by the big, bad kitty." Ranma's glare was now upgraded to a death glare. Ryoga laughed. "Cheer up Ranma. Yume's cooking! She makes good waffles." The glare subsided a little.
"True. They are good…" Ryoga smiled and walked out of the bathroom, leaving Ranma to think about waffles.
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Okashi growled as she cleaned out the scratches with hydrogen peroxide. "Stupid god damn ass cat… OW! DAMN CUT!" She whipped out the antiseptic cream and band aids and proceeded to apply the said products to the deeper cuts. "I hate that stupid animal…OW! GOD DAMN IT!"
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Yume looked up as Ryoga walked into the kitchen. "Morning Ryo-Kun. Waffles?"
"Morning Yume-San. OF COARSE!" She grinned. He loves these waffles. He smiled as she brought a plate over to him. "Thank you."
"No problem," she replied, going back to the stove. "Where did you go this time?"
"I'm really not sure."
"Any souvenirs?" He shook his head. "Damn."
"Sorry."
"It's not a problem. Oh, you're girlfriend isn't in the best of moods this morning."
"Milky attack her again?"
"Of coarse. You got to teach her to keep that damn door closed." He nodded.
"Yeah, I know. Ack! Oh… hello!"
Yume looked over to see Tiger in Ryoga's lap. She smiled, "I'm glad one of them likes you guys." Ryoga nodded as he happily pet the feline.
"Me too." Tiger purred contently.
"Be careful, though. He has tricks of his own." Ryoga looked up at her.
"Really? Are they… like Milky's?" Yume shook her head.
"No. They're worse." Ryoga's eyes widened.
"Worse?" She nodded.
"Yup. Worse."
"How so?"
"Watch." Yume walked over and placed a plate of bacon down on the table. She gave Ryoga a couple pieces and than walked away. Ryoga looked at her with a confused and somewhat disgusted look on his face, not noticing that the cat's ears had perked up and the nose was sniffing viciously.
"What am I supposed to be watching and why did you give me bacon?!" She pointed at Tiger.
"Watch him." Ryoga looked down in time to see Tiger leap from his lap and onto the table. As quickly as that happened, the cat grabbed both pieces of bacon and took off. Ryoga blinked as Yume laughed. "See. I told you it was worse. Nothing could be as bad as food being stolen." Ryoga chuckled and nodded.
"You're right." He continued eating his waffles as Okashi walked in, slightly confused.
"Why did I just see a cat run by with a mouthful of bacon?" Yume looked up at her.
"I had to show Ryoga Tiger's trick. He steals food. A far worse trick than what Milky could ever pull off." Okashi nodded.
"Yeah it is. OH! FOOD!" She bounded happily over to the table and sat down. A plate of waffles appeared in front of her. "Thank you, Yume-san!" Yume smiled.
"No problem!" Okashi dug in happily. She looked at Ryoga as she reached for some bacon.
"Sorry Ryoga-Kun." He just nodded, avoiding looking at her as she ate it. Ranma's head poked in, carefully looking around for any cats.
"Come on in Ranma. They left awhile ago." He nodded, walked over to the table and sat down. A plate of waffles appeared in front of him and he was soon inhaling them.
+Chapter two is now finished! I so happy! ^_^ Now I'm off to write for my other stories. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Please tell me what you thought of it. No flames please. Thanks! ^_^+
-Yume Tenshi-