^_^ Cindy and Buggy Show ^_~
Harry Potter guests
Cin- Hi Welcome to the Cindy and Buggy Show!
Bug- Today our guests are from Harry Potter!
Cin- Well let's start.
Bug- Well of course we have Harry Potter.
Har- Hi.
Cin- Hermione Granger.
Her- hello
Bug- Ron Weasley.
Ron- Yo
Cin- Draco Malfloy.
Dra- Hello.
Bug- Lucius Malfloy
{silence}
Bug- Cindy you have to introduce the next guest.
Cin- I don't want to.
Chicken- Lord Voldermort!
Everyone- Gasp!
Vol- Die Potter!
Bug- And of course we have our psychiatrist Dr. Melbrick.
Dr. M- Hi.
Chi- What about me? What about me?
Cin- Go away chicken.
Vol- I will kill you now Potter, Avada Kadavra!
Har- {dies}
Her- You killed Harry!
Vol- Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah....
Chi- Harry not dead chicken controls what happens in this skit.
Cin- No you don't this is my show!
Chi- Turn into a frog.
Cin- Croak.
Chi- Harry come back to life.
Har- Where am I?
Vol- Darn.
Chi- Haha Stupid man.
Vol- Die Chicken, Avada Kadavra!
Chi- Chicken can't die. Hahahahahahaha.
Vol- Rats.
Dra- Potter has no parents.
Har- Loser dumb blonde.
Cin- Croak.
Dra- I am not a dumb blonde!
Cin- Croak.
Har- Stupid stupid stupid!
Cin- Croak!
Dra- (sniffs) Maybe I failed a few classes.
Cin- Croak!
Har- You failed All your classes!
Cin- Croak!
Dra- Daddy (runs off crying)
Cin- CROAK!
Chi- You are now normal.
Cin- This is not the Jerry Springer Show so STOP FIGHTING!
Vol- You made Draco cry so die again Potter, Avada Kadavra!
Har- (dies again)
Dr. M- Voldermort do you have any problems or sadness?
Vol- Yes (sniffs) I was never loved. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Dr. M- There there, Come with me and lets talk about. {they leave}
Cin- What about Harry?
Chi- Come to life.
Har- Where am I? How can you talk?
Cin- Yeah how can you talk?
Chi- I'm a magic Chicken.
Everyone- oooooohhhhh Magic Chicken.
Her- Do you think that Buggy is cute?
Ron- Ask someone else. I don't have an opinion on that.
Her- Cindy do you think that Buggy is cute?
Cin- Where is he anyway?
Her- No one listens to me.
Luc- Why is everyone sniffing (sniff) What's that smell?
Har- Aaahhh! My hair is on fire!
Dra- Incedio!
Luc- Stop that it stinks!
Cin- (pours water on his head) Chicken fix his hair.
Har- (dreamily) I want Hermione to fix it.
Her- Okay, Hair Repairo!
Har- (sigh) I'm never cutting this hair again.
Ron- Do you have a crush on Hermione?
Har- Maybe (blushes)
Luc- Well well well well well well well well well well...
Cin- Well what?
Luc- Well well well we are in trouble now aren't we.
Cin- You sound like Filch.
Luc- I AM Filch! (pulls off mask)
Ron- You don't look like him.
Luc- (puts on lipstick)
Ron- You are Filch!
Fil- Don't tell anyone or you'll get detention! *He is now Filch.
Ron- Okay (whispers too Harry) Wait till I tell Fed and George.
Chi- Buggy is gone.
Cin- So is Hermione.
Darth Vader- I am your father.
Cin- No your not.
Dar- Sorry (goes over to Malfloy) I am your farther.
Luc- Sorry I'm late. *He is the real Luscious Malfloy
Dra-Dad?
Dar- I am your father join the dark side.
Dra- You don't look like him.
Dar- (pulls off helmet) I am your father!
Dra- You look just like him.
Luc- No! I am your father!
Dar- No I am!
Luc- No I am!
Dra- I'm confused.
Cin- Dr Melbrick!
Dr. M- (walks in) Yes?
Cin- Could you help these two?
Dr. M- Of Course.
Dar- I'm his father!
Dr. M- Come with me you two. (they leave)
Har- (snickers)
Cin- Where is Buggy?
Har- And my dear Hermione?
(voices are heard)
Cin- I think they are over there. (runs towards voices followed the others)
Bug- (kneeling) Will you marry me?
Her- Of course! (they kiss)
Chi- (Suddenly appears on Buggy's shoulder) Chicken will rule the earth some day!
Her- (jumps back startled)
Fil- Well, well, well we are embarrassed now aren't we? (Buggy and Hermione blush)
Har- I thought you loved me!
Her- I hate you!
Har- I thought we had something special!
Her- No I love Buggy!
Har- Waaaaaaaaa (runs off)
Cin- Well that's all folks. (Chaos erupts in the background as Darth Vader and Luscious Malfloy have a light saber battle) Dr. Melbrick, Help!
Cin- Hi Welcome to the Cindy and Buggy Show!
Bug- Today our guests are from Harry Potter!
Cin- Well let's start.
Bug- Well of course we have Harry Potter.
Har- Hi.
Cin- Hermione Granger.
Her- hello
Bug- Ron Weasley.
Ron- Yo
Cin- Draco Malfloy.
Dra- Hello.
Bug- Lucius Malfloy
{silence}
Bug- Cindy you have to introduce the next guest.
Cin- I don't want to.
Chicken- Lord Voldermort!
Everyone- Gasp!
Vol- Die Potter!
Bug- And of course we have our psychiatrist Dr. Melbrick.
Dr. M- Hi.
Chi- What about me? What about me?
Cin- Go away chicken.
Vol- I will kill you now Potter, Avada Kadavra!
Har- {dies}
Her- You killed Harry!
Vol- Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah....
Chi- Harry not dead chicken controls what happens in this skit.
Cin- No you don't this is my show!
Chi- Turn into a frog.
Cin- Croak.
Chi- Harry come back to life.
Har- Where am I?
Vol- Darn.
Chi- Haha Stupid man.
Vol- Die Chicken, Avada Kadavra!
Chi- Chicken can't die. Hahahahahahaha.
Vol- Rats.
Dra- Potter has no parents.
Har- Loser dumb blonde.
Cin- Croak.
Dra- I am not a dumb blonde!
Cin- Croak.
Har- Stupid stupid stupid!
Cin- Croak!
Dra- (sniffs) Maybe I failed a few classes.
Cin- Croak!
Har- You failed All your classes!
Cin- Croak!
Dra- Daddy (runs off crying)
Cin- CROAK!
Chi- You are now normal.
Cin- This is not the Jerry Springer Show so STOP FIGHTING!
Vol- You made Draco cry so die again Potter, Avada Kadavra!
Har- (dies again)
Dr. M- Voldermort do you have any problems or sadness?
Vol- Yes (sniffs) I was never loved. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Dr. M- There there, Come with me and lets talk about. {they leave}
Cin- What about Harry?
Chi- Come to life.
Har- Where am I? How can you talk?
Cin- Yeah how can you talk?
Chi- I'm a magic Chicken.
Everyone- oooooohhhhh Magic Chicken.
Her- Do you think that Buggy is cute?
Ron- Ask someone else. I don't have an opinion on that.
Her- Cindy do you think that Buggy is cute?
Cin- Where is he anyway?
Her- No one listens to me.
Luc- Why is everyone sniffing (sniff) What's that smell?
Har- Aaahhh! My hair is on fire!
Dra- Incedio!
Luc- Stop that it stinks!
Cin- (pours water on his head) Chicken fix his hair.
Har- (dreamily) I want Hermione to fix it.
Her- Okay, Hair Repairo!
Har- (sigh) I'm never cutting this hair again.
Ron- Do you have a crush on Hermione?
Har- Maybe (blushes)
Luc- Well well well well well well well well well well...
Cin- Well what?
Luc- Well well well we are in trouble now aren't we.
Cin- You sound like Filch.
Luc- I AM Filch! (pulls off mask)
Ron- You don't look like him.
Luc- (puts on lipstick)
Ron- You are Filch!
Fil- Don't tell anyone or you'll get detention! *He is now Filch.
Ron- Okay (whispers too Harry) Wait till I tell Fed and George.
Chi- Buggy is gone.
Cin- So is Hermione.
Darth Vader- I am your father.
Cin- No your not.
Dar- Sorry (goes over to Malfloy) I am your farther.
Luc- Sorry I'm late. *He is the real Luscious Malfloy
Dra-Dad?
Dar- I am your father join the dark side.
Dra- You don't look like him.
Dar- (pulls off helmet) I am your father!
Dra- You look just like him.
Luc- No! I am your father!
Dar- No I am!
Luc- No I am!
Dra- I'm confused.
Cin- Dr Melbrick!
Dr. M- (walks in) Yes?
Cin- Could you help these two?
Dr. M- Of Course.
Dar- I'm his father!
Dr. M- Come with me you two. (they leave)
Har- (snickers)
Cin- Where is Buggy?
Har- And my dear Hermione?
(voices are heard)
Cin- I think they are over there. (runs towards voices followed the others)
Bug- (kneeling) Will you marry me?
Her- Of course! (they kiss)
Chi- (Suddenly appears on Buggy's shoulder) Chicken will rule the earth some day!
Her- (jumps back startled)
Fil- Well, well, well we are embarrassed now aren't we? (Buggy and Hermione blush)
Har- I thought you loved me!
Her- I hate you!
Har- I thought we had something special!
Her- No I love Buggy!
Har- Waaaaaaaaa (runs off)
Cin- Well that's all folks. (Chaos erupts in the background as Darth Vader and Luscious Malfloy have a light saber battle) Dr. Melbrick, Help!