I'm not sure if too many people know the original song, from "How to Succeed at Business Without Really Trying". But here goes.
Now, you may be an Elf, my friend,
And I may be a Hobbit;
And mighty Men may carry swords
And kill a Troll to rob it.
Still others wear a long grey robe
Or a Dwarvish mail shirt;
But I have learned there's one great club
That no one would desert.
There is a Fellowship of the Ring,
A Benevolent Fellowship of the Ring,
A noble tie that binds
All peoples' hearts and minds
Into one Fellowship of the Ring.
Your lifelong membership is free.
Keep agivin' each Fellow all you can.
Oh aren't you proud to be
In that fraternity,
The great big Fellowship of the Ring?
So, Elrond, before you consider sending anybody home, remember this:
One Hobbit may seem incompetent,
Another not make sense,
The two of us look like quite a waste
Of Company expense.
We need a Wizard's leadership,
So please don't do us in.
Remember mediocrity
Is not a mortal sin.
We're in the Fellowship of the Ring,
Dedicated to giving all we can.
Oh, aren't you proud to be
In that fraternity,
The great big Fellowship of the Ring?
You, you got me;
Me, I got you, you!
Oh, that noble feeling,
Feels like bells are pealing,
Down with double-dealing,
Oh Fellows!
You, you got me;
Me, I got you, you!
Your lifelong membership is
free.
Keep agivin' each Fellow all you can.
Oh aren't you proud to be
In that fraternity,
The great big Fellowship of the Ring?