I am Fudge.
My name is Fudge. I am a cow. Mokuba said I lost my mind, I can't remember how.
He said my name is Kaiba, My mind is just a smudge, But I know he's lying, Because my name is Fudge.
Do not call me Cocoa, Do not call me Sludge, Do not call me Fixodent, Because my name is Fudge.
My cousin is a panda, My uncle is a bat, My auntie is a penguin, My brother is a rat.
MOKUBA: HEYYYYY!
I love to eat ravioli, It adds onto my pudge, I will not stand for Jello, Because my name is Fudge.
MOKUBA: I know this may sound crazy, And I am NOT a RAT! The reason you can't remember is 'cause of this baseball bat. (holds up bat)
Listen to me brother, I'm telling you the truth, You are Seto Kaiba, You are my best friend!
KAIBA (or FUDGE): Do you hear it brother? Did you hear that chime? It's the sound of your stupidity, Truth and friend don't rhyme!
MOKUBA: DAMMIT! (bashes KAIBA/FUDGE with bat)
KAIBA/FUDGE: Ow. (collapses)
MOKUBA: The End.
My name is Fudge. I am a cow. Mokuba said I lost my mind, I can't remember how.
He said my name is Kaiba, My mind is just a smudge, But I know he's lying, Because my name is Fudge.
Do not call me Cocoa, Do not call me Sludge, Do not call me Fixodent, Because my name is Fudge.
My cousin is a panda, My uncle is a bat, My auntie is a penguin, My brother is a rat.
MOKUBA: HEYYYYY!
I love to eat ravioli, It adds onto my pudge, I will not stand for Jello, Because my name is Fudge.
MOKUBA: I know this may sound crazy, And I am NOT a RAT! The reason you can't remember is 'cause of this baseball bat. (holds up bat)
Listen to me brother, I'm telling you the truth, You are Seto Kaiba, You are my best friend!
KAIBA (or FUDGE): Do you hear it brother? Did you hear that chime? It's the sound of your stupidity, Truth and friend don't rhyme!
MOKUBA: DAMMIT! (bashes KAIBA/FUDGE with bat)
KAIBA/FUDGE: Ow. (collapses)
MOKUBA: The End.