" ..."
"Quit mouthing off" Zelas waved at Dynast, ignoring the red headed Gaav who continued his rant in one corner.
Suddenly the ghostbusters song began to play and everyone started to dance.
Zelas What the hell are you doing?!
Xelloss Being random....
Zelas Okay.
And they danced more until the stupid music stopped. Then sat blinking at eachother.
dolphin You are all crazy.
She hadn't danced to the stupid music, she was in favour of glomping her favourite and rather squishy and smelly fishie instead, which happened to be a slightly deformed rainbow trout with one eye bigger than the other called.... yes, you all guessed it...
Mr Cuddles.
Gaav its been four hours now.
zelas no way we were dancing an hour
Phibby Time sure flies when you're being random.
Someone put that music on again and they began dancing.....
Phibby turn it off!
Dynast This is a stupid fic and I'm leaving. *leaves*
Sherra O.o Why am I alive and why aren't I following Ha-ou sama? *follows*
Dolphin Xellie-chan knows a counter for it.
All DO IT!
Xelloss *coughs and sings the barney song* I hate you, you hate me, We're not a family, with a knock at the door and a two by four, no more purple dinosaur.
Phibby Nooooooo!
The music stopped because someone much higher up, namely L.O.N, the author and several readers didn't like it....
Zelas But it gave the fic MST value
I'm sure that will come at a later date.... Anyways, back to business you guys.
Phibby okay! Well, I called you all here because... well... oh... um... I ... it... the...
Toldya it would come. Carry on....
Gaav Memory like a goldfish
Dolphin *holds up Mr Cuddles* Its silver and red and orange and green and blue....
Zelas Not the Rainbow song We just had barney too... Who the hell thought of that?!
Phibby Quiet!! I'm trying to think!!
Gaav Keyword is trying.
The Jeapardy song begins to play now after two minutes careful though Phibbrizo remebered the object of Final Jeapordy is the name the question, having been given the answer....
Phibby what was the answer again?
Xel Sore wa himitsu desu
Phibby Right... Hard one.... *thinks*
Music stops and Phibby snapped his fingers
phibby Got it!
All *Scatter for cover from upcoming explosions*
Phibby What? *shrugs and pulls out a huge map* Okay guys, a plan is written on here.
Dynast *came back in the room a while back* So it is. *he picks up the map on which the words "A PLAN" is written on it in red crayon*
Phibby *proud*
Gaav Even I could come up with a better one than that.
Phibby We need a plan
Zelas To do.... what?
Phibby It of course.
Zelas not with you! .
Phibby But we must do IT!
Dynast what is.... It?
Phibby It!!
Zelas I refuse to do IT with you....
Phibby You're doing IT with me and thats final.
Gaav so what are we doing today?
Phibby the same thing thing we do every day Pinky....Err... Gaav... Destroy the world of course.
Dynast Thats IT?
Phibby Of course! What did you think I meant?
Zelas ....
Dynast You do know thats my line, don't you?
Zelas ...
Meanwhile, in a corner of the war room....
Sherra Fighters Ready!
Valgaav You're going down...
Sherra *hands popcorn to Grau and Grou*
Valgaav One, two, three, four....
Xelloss I declare a thumb war!
Sherra You can do it Val! Come on!! Knock him down!!
Valgaav and Xelloss thumb wrestle for about the tenth time so far in the fic, even though this is the first time its mentioned. Valgaav wins for the tenth time too.
Valgaav Whats wrong with you?
Xelloss its broken.... of course you'll win all the time. Other hand?
Valgaav you said that five times ago remember?
Xelloss No. You're just suffering Deja vu again.
Valgaav Oh?
Xelloss Yup. You're just suffering Deja vu again.
Sherra Men! *sighs and walks off*
Valgaav Oh, very funny.
Xelloss I didn't say a word... You're just suffering Deja vu again.
Anyway.... back to the other side of the War Room, with the dark Lords...
Dolphin What are we going to do when we finally destroy the world?
Dynast Drink Iced tea
Zelas Drink and smoke and gamble!
Gaav All at the same time.... isn't she talented? I'm going to go clothes shopping!
Phibby Trick or treating!
Dolphin But there won't be any tea left to drink
Zelas He can drink with me.
Dynast *sulks*
Dolphin but there won't be anything for you to drink
Zelas Then I'll smoke.
Dolphin But there wont be anything to smoke, or eat, or any shops or casinos or....
Zelas Then we'll ... um.... Dance!
the ghost busters theme plays once again and they all begin dancing.
Zelas Sing the counter for it now!!
Xelloss turns the CD player off and hurls the CD at Valgaav, neatly landing it on Val's horn
Xelloss Bullseye!
Dolphin But there won't be anything to Dance on....
All Stop spoiling our fun!
Dolphin And there won't be any Fishies.... No Fishies....
Dolphin hugs Mr Cuddles extra hard making his big eye pop out and slide along the floor. The eye lands between Gaav's feet and looks directly up his trenchcoat. And consequentially explodes just as Dolphin bursts into tears. Five minutes later, the mazoku are all sitting in little yellow dingys on six foot of water. Dolphin was pacified by being given a Tin of Tuna that was labelled 'Dolphin friendly'
She called her new friend Fluffy after asking Xelloss what to call it.
Dynast I'd have called it "tin"
Zelas Not " . . . "
Dynast . . .
Dolphin But its true *Sits and pouts* you never take me seriously.
All We told you to stop spoiling our fun!
Phibby *pulls out a chibi Version of himself* Well, for some reason, I decided to make this. I'm going to call him.... Mini me.
Gaav It's been done.
Phibby It has?
Zelas Yup.... Or will be when that *points at the CD player* Is invented some time a long way off in the future
Sherra SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!! *leaps in Dynast's dingy branshing her sword at the water*
Dynast ...
Xelloss It must be one of those.... Land Sharks.... *leaps in Zelas' dingy and topples it. Whilst Zelas is in the water he jumps on Sherra's shoulders*
Zelas *swims to the surface* What in the name of Ruby Ey.....
Xelloss *points down at Sherra* I didn't do it. It was her.
Sherra It was you!
Xelloss nuh uh.
Sherra Thumb wrestle you for the blame.
Xelloss punts Sherra into the water and flies to sit on the floating table. He takes the large map with "A PLAN" written on it in red crayon and made himself a paper boat to sail to the other side of the room.
Valgaav leapt out of the water and stopped pretending his horn was a sharks fin.
Sherra . D'oh!
Xelloss Water fight!! *looks at the bottom of his boat and pokes it* Its soggy....
Sherra Water fight? nah.
Xelloss falls though the bottom of his paper boat.
Phibby My Map! He's dead.
Meanwhile, outside the door, our old friend, the Kawaii Purple Dragon (KPD) opens the door and all the water floods out leaving the mazzies sitting in their various rubber dingys looking confused.
Gaav Now that's over....
Phibby You wrecked my map!!
Phibrizzo runs over to throttle Xelloss, who manages to put the ghostbusters music back on with a CD from nowhere. Everyone started to dance again, unable to stop. The KPD began recording this with Glee.... they saw and face faulted so hard they were all knocked unconcious by a) facefaulting hard, and b) Gaav's legs were in the air.
And So ended another meeting in the War Room.