"Hello how can I help you?"
Deep Sea Dolphin prodded the machine with one finger. It had just spoken to her.
"Hello, how can I help you?"
She blinked her big blue eyes a few times and prodded it again.
"Hello, how can I help you?"
"Fish!" She squealed
"Todays fish is Cod in sauce... enjoy your meal." The machine announced producing a little square plastic packet.
She poked the packet as it fell on the floor.
"Oooooh!" then looked back at the machine. "Fish!"
"Todays fish is Cod in sauce... enjoy your meal."
"Fishie!" She clapped he hands.
"Todays fish is cod in sauce... enjoy your meal."
"Ooooooh Fish!"
And so it went on...
Meanwhile in the War Room...
"Valgaav.... your nightmare dragon is no match for my army."
"Oh really.... Well, we'll see about that." Valgaav and Xelloss were arguing literally nose to nose over a table.
Xelloss That we will
Valgaav Fine then.
Xelloss In that case.... *He backed away from Valgaav* Go Faeries!
Sherra *holds up some playing cards* This rabid hound looks like Zelas.
Valgaav So it does. Not the Faerie Squadron!
Xelloss three, nine, twelve, fifteen.... you're dead. I know that dragon card can only stop one lot.
Valgaav You suck. Thumb wrestle instead?
Xelloss Just accept your losses.
Sherra Ehehehe..... I'll just play this little erm... elf...
Valgaav it looks like you.
Sherra I don't look like an elf.
Valgaav Look, you play elves, see.... You look like that one a bit....
Sherra Maybe a little...
Valgaav and I'm playing a dragon deck and well..... do I need to say more?
Sherra Errr....
Xelloss Faeries! Same attack on Sherra. I win n.n
Sherra Point taken val.
Xelloss *cracks knuckles* Now for the players.
Sherra *runs and jumps over the table*
Valgaav it! *runs and skids under the table sliding into Sherra's legs and knocking her over.*
sherra Ow! . *lands on Valgaav*
Meanwhile.....
Dolphin Fish!
machine Todays fish is Cod in sauce.... Enjoy your meal.
Dolphin prodded one of the packets which were now about waist deep and the contents leaked out. She licked the sauce off her finger.
Dolphin Fishie in packet! Nooo! Fish!
machine Todays fish is Cod in sauce.... Enjoy your meal.
Dolphin *taps her lips thoughtfully* I must let them all out and then out of these thingys.... Fish! fish! fish! fish! fish! fish!
machine Todays fish is Cod in sauce.... Enjoy your meal. Todays Fish is Cod in Sauce ....
And back in the war room....
Sherra Combatants ready!
Valgaav Lets see you win this time.... *is in a fighting stance*
Xelloss I'm a pro at this one. *also in a stance*
Sherra one... two.... three... Stone, paper, scissors!
Valgaav paper!
Xelloss P-Stone!
Valgaav Ha! I win Mr Pro! Take that!
Xelloss *changes his stone to scissors*
Valgaav Eh no! I won! Accept it!
Xelloss Its a Polymorphic Stone
Valgaav I'll Polymorphic you!!
Sherra -.-;; *wanders off*
Xelloss I'll polymorphic you.... is that some kind of threat?
Meanwhile, elsewhere...
Dolphin Fish!
Machine Todays fish is cod in sauce, enjoy your meal.
Dolphin Fish!
Machine Bugger off!
Meanwhile, else else where...
Phibby ^_^ I have a blue crayon! *waves it* no I need.... err... Orange crayon!
Which is when Phibrizzo walked into the room to see that Xelloss, had indeed, been polymorphed.... into a fruitcake!
Valgaav Hey author... whats the change?
Silence! I wrote it, you can't argue!
Xelloss Don't I get a say in this?
nope ^^;; Thats coz I'm the author and you're in the story.... you can't argue!!
Xelloss Thats all very well, but author-san... there's fishy sauce all around my feet!
Phibby Eww.....
Dolphin Fishie fishie fishie! *she bounded into the room squelching fish everywhere*
Phibby GAAV!
Gaav What?!
Phibby Sorry, force of habit. Dolphin! Stop that!
Meanwhile.... in the basement, Fishie smelliing liquid is seeping down the stairs...
Zelas Xelloss!!
Dynast Grou!!
Xelloss and Grou It's Dolphin!!
Zelas .... no suprise there then.
And back upstairs....
Sherra Xelloss, whats with the marzipan on your head?
Xelloss Valgaav thought I was tasty ^.~
sherra Ewww......
Valgaav This is turning into a stupid fic. Stop the chapter now!
I think I will... ¬.¬
Deep Sea Dolphin prodded the machine with one finger. It had just spoken to her.
"Hello, how can I help you?"
She blinked her big blue eyes a few times and prodded it again.
"Hello, how can I help you?"
"Fish!" She squealed
"Todays fish is Cod in sauce... enjoy your meal." The machine announced producing a little square plastic packet.
She poked the packet as it fell on the floor.
"Oooooh!" then looked back at the machine. "Fish!"
"Todays fish is Cod in sauce... enjoy your meal."
"Fishie!" She clapped he hands.
"Todays fish is cod in sauce... enjoy your meal."
"Ooooooh Fish!"
And so it went on...
Meanwhile in the War Room...
"Valgaav.... your nightmare dragon is no match for my army."
"Oh really.... Well, we'll see about that." Valgaav and Xelloss were arguing literally nose to nose over a table.
Xelloss That we will
Valgaav Fine then.
Xelloss In that case.... *He backed away from Valgaav* Go Faeries!
Sherra *holds up some playing cards* This rabid hound looks like Zelas.
Valgaav So it does. Not the Faerie Squadron!
Xelloss three, nine, twelve, fifteen.... you're dead. I know that dragon card can only stop one lot.
Valgaav You suck. Thumb wrestle instead?
Xelloss Just accept your losses.
Sherra Ehehehe..... I'll just play this little erm... elf...
Valgaav it looks like you.
Sherra I don't look like an elf.
Valgaav Look, you play elves, see.... You look like that one a bit....
Sherra Maybe a little...
Valgaav and I'm playing a dragon deck and well..... do I need to say more?
Sherra Errr....
Xelloss Faeries! Same attack on Sherra. I win n.n
Sherra Point taken val.
Xelloss *cracks knuckles* Now for the players.
Sherra *runs and jumps over the table*
Valgaav it! *runs and skids under the table sliding into Sherra's legs and knocking her over.*
sherra Ow! . *lands on Valgaav*
Meanwhile.....
Dolphin Fish!
machine Todays fish is Cod in sauce.... Enjoy your meal.
Dolphin prodded one of the packets which were now about waist deep and the contents leaked out. She licked the sauce off her finger.
Dolphin Fishie in packet! Nooo! Fish!
machine Todays fish is Cod in sauce.... Enjoy your meal.
Dolphin *taps her lips thoughtfully* I must let them all out and then out of these thingys.... Fish! fish! fish! fish! fish! fish!
machine Todays fish is Cod in sauce.... Enjoy your meal. Todays Fish is Cod in Sauce ....
And back in the war room....
Sherra Combatants ready!
Valgaav Lets see you win this time.... *is in a fighting stance*
Xelloss I'm a pro at this one. *also in a stance*
Sherra one... two.... three... Stone, paper, scissors!
Valgaav paper!
Xelloss P-Stone!
Valgaav Ha! I win Mr Pro! Take that!
Xelloss *changes his stone to scissors*
Valgaav Eh no! I won! Accept it!
Xelloss Its a Polymorphic Stone
Valgaav I'll Polymorphic you!!
Sherra -.-;; *wanders off*
Xelloss I'll polymorphic you.... is that some kind of threat?
Meanwhile, elsewhere...
Dolphin Fish!
Machine Todays fish is cod in sauce, enjoy your meal.
Dolphin Fish!
Machine Bugger off!
Meanwhile, else else where...
Phibby ^_^ I have a blue crayon! *waves it* no I need.... err... Orange crayon!
Which is when Phibrizzo walked into the room to see that Xelloss, had indeed, been polymorphed.... into a fruitcake!
Valgaav Hey author... whats the change?
Silence! I wrote it, you can't argue!
Xelloss Don't I get a say in this?
nope ^^;; Thats coz I'm the author and you're in the story.... you can't argue!!
Xelloss Thats all very well, but author-san... there's fishy sauce all around my feet!
Phibby Eww.....
Dolphin Fishie fishie fishie! *she bounded into the room squelching fish everywhere*
Phibby GAAV!
Gaav What?!
Phibby Sorry, force of habit. Dolphin! Stop that!
Meanwhile.... in the basement, Fishie smelliing liquid is seeping down the stairs...
Zelas Xelloss!!
Dynast Grou!!
Xelloss and Grou It's Dolphin!!
Zelas .... no suprise there then.
And back upstairs....
Sherra Xelloss, whats with the marzipan on your head?
Xelloss Valgaav thought I was tasty ^.~
sherra Ewww......
Valgaav This is turning into a stupid fic. Stop the chapter now!
I think I will... ¬.¬