Author-san: .... He forgot the disclaimer. *Sigh*
Underground in the dark and quiet.... no wait... mostly... ah, um, never quiet so called 'Secret' base of the Mazoku, those who don't get along, those whom we don't know much about and those whom were revived just for the sheer hell of it. Nothing was happening.
Infact, so much nothing was happening they all decided to try and make a plot. Both for doing something to the world, whether that be destroying it, or taking it over (they couldn't decide) and also a plot for this fic.
Today's adventure in the War Room concentrates on...
Sherra of course! And her....
Sherra: Baka....
Siblings. Her Siblings. idiotic or moronic or otherwise. Here they are waiting in a room, lets just for the sake of it call it the common room... They're waiting for all the Dark Lords to finish plotting.
Sherra: ...
Xelloss: *pops out of nowhere* Here we have a family trait of the Grausherra family, or clan. Basically anyone related to Dynast.
Sherra: ....
Xelloss: As you can see the Grausherra bunch are a very talkative type. Every so much fun to con....
Sherra: *Whap*
Xelloss: I was just trying to entertain the readers whilst you were being extremely boring.
Valgaav: It needed to be done *nod*
Sherra: ... baka.
Xelloss: For the benefit of the readers, that means... 'idiot'
Valgaav: Who are these readers?
Xelloss: Ahh.... ^^ Sore wa himitsu desu!
Valgaav/Sherra: Of course.
And lots of time passed and they got very very bored, leading to......
Insert Dramatic Music Here
Sherra: What was that?!
Xelloss: A secret!
Valgaav: ... Dramatic Music.
Sherra: Well.... dur.
Well, erm... how boring. Lets change the scene and check on the Dark Lords.
Zelas: How.... dare .... you....
Gaav: Now really Zelas.... calm down....
Phibby: Yeah, I don't think he meant it....
Dolphin: Marbles? Marbles?
Phibby: I TOLD YOU ONCE! THESE ARE MY MARBLES! .... you lost yours, remember?
Dolphin: Dolphin lost her marbles. *sniffles as she hugs Mr Cuddles. The dead and rather smelly rainbow trout with only one eye*
Gaav: Zelas.... Put Dynast down....
Zelas: Oh, I'd love to.
Dynast: *held in the air by Zelas* ...
Gaav: Not like that!
Phibby: Put him down Zelas. He's too much of a boring old fart to have been the one that stole your wine.
Zelas: ...true. But still....
Gaav: Put him down or I'll flash you!
Zelas: Decisions decisions....
Gaav / Phibby / Dolphin: *Facefault*
Dynast: Come on Zelas. Good Girl.... Do as Gaav said....
Dolphin: ... Zelas doggie?
Zelas: NO!
Phibby / Gaav: *nod nod nod frantically*
Dynast: Someone needs to put a spell on her.... To make her obey commands like 'sit'
Zelas: *facefaults*
Gaav: What is this? A bad attempt at an Inuyasha crossover?
Dynast: *from where he landed on his head* @.@ Oro......
Phibby: Oh please. This is stupid na no da. -.-
Gaav: .... What next?
Dolphin: Macarena?
Zelas: .... don't you dare go down that road. Although it might be better than these cheesy lil attempts at humour by referencing to other anime and....
Dynast: ...
Zelas: Don't interrupt me!
Phibby: ...Whats anime? What's this about cheesy humour attempts?
Zelas: .... A secret!
Gaav: Take a look. We all know what Xelloss is going to be like if and when he decides to grow up.
Zelas: *looks at Gaav* ..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Phibby: Not this again.
Dolphin: Marbles?
Phibby: I told you they're mine!
Dolphin: Dolphin wants Marbles. Zelas lost Dolphin's Marbles.
Dynast: .... I think she's about to lose her own. She looked at Gaav and considered letting him flash her.
Zelas: Something of an advantage to getting blind drunk.
Phibby: I wanna get drunk.
Zelas: *hugs bottle protectively.* MINE!
Gaav: You're too young.
Dolphin: Marbles!
Phibby: They're mi.... -.- Wait, this is her new word.
Gaav: Her vocabulary is going up.
Phibby: Woah, Long word Gaav. Get a word-a-day book or something?
Gaav: Say that again hellbrat.
Phibby: Or were you reading the dictonary?
Gaav: Shut up.
Phibby: Well, didja?
Gaav: Want me to take this here trenchcoat off?
Phibby: Hey guys, back to the plot!
Zelas: Plot? Whats that?
Whilst they plotted, meanwhile, already....
Xelloss: I'm boooooooooooooored.
Valgaav: I'm Valgaav. How do you do, bored?
Sherra: Everyones a comedian.... I thought I was the focus of this.....
Xelloss: But its the end.... until the next one....
Valgaav: Yeah, tough luck Sherra
Sherra: .... BAKA .
Xelloss: Coming up next in the War Room. Valgaav decides to get a haircut and Sherra does too. The Dark Lords go shopping and Dolphin says something about fish. Don't miss it!