Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z. I wish I were making monetary gains
off of this but I can't, I really need the money $_$. This is made strictly
for entertainment purposes only.
This fic is pretty weird. Gohan with braces?! Come on now. Well I'm done here please R&R^^!! Next chapter will depend on whether you review or not. I'm trying to make a humor fic so if it isn't funny to you tell me in your review and I'll change the ratings. When I do something like this it *** it means that person is dreaming or daydreaming. If it's to complicated tell me in your review and actions are the words in brakets kinda.
Braceface
Chapter One: Day One, The braces get put on.
By: Blake Develyn
It's Friday at Orange Star high school and all the students are leaving and preparing for their weekends. Especially Gohan because on Saturday night he has a date to go to.
"Hey Gohan, we're still on for Saturday right?"
"Of course Videl," Gohan smiled and said, his teeth sparkled in the light, "I wouldn't miss it for the world!"
A look of happiness came across Videl's face, "Good, I love your smile Gohan, it's so reassuring,"
"Thanks Videl, Compliments like that make me happy,"
"No problem Gohan, see ya Saturday night!" Videl ran to go catch her bus, then Gohan went to ride his flying nimbus home.
When Gohan got home he was given a warm welcome back from school by his family, well most of his family, Goku was out fishing.
Ox King, Chi Chi, and Goten walked out the house, " Welcome back Gohan!!" they said together in harmony.
"Hey everyone heh heh, you guys don't have to do that everyday ^^;;" Gohan said as he walked in the house.
Chi Chi went in after Gohan, "Well then Gohan, don't forget about your dentist appointment later on today," she reminded him.
Gohan sighed, "I won't forget mom,"
Goten ran up to him, " And Gohan, you promised to hang out with me today,"
He looked down at his little brother and touched his head, "Ok Goten, Let me do my homework first,"
"Promise Gohan?" Goten asked with big puppy dog eyes, "you promise we'll hang out?"
"Yeah sure Goten, now let me do my homework,"
"Thanks Gohan, now hurry with your homework!"
"Ok Goten,"
Gohan went upstairs to his room to complete his homework. He had Trigonometry level 2, Advanced World History level 2, Advanced Latin, and statistics. He's only in the eleventh grade. He's extremely smart for his age. He took about an hour or two to finish all of his homework. He's very advanced ^_^. But yeah, he had very little difficulty with it. After he finished he went down to the kitchen and grabbed an apple. He found that his mother was also there.
"Hey Gohan aren't you supposed to be going out with that Videl girl you were talking about tomorrow night?" she asked.
He rolled his eyes, "Yes, I am going out with Videl tomorrow night," he sighed, " mom why do you keep asking me?"
Chi Chi sat down, "Well, you're sixteen years old and I'm a mother and I'm supposed to be worried," Chi Chi explained, "Plus, I think you're too young,"
"Mom like you said I'm sixteen now and I think that's pretty old, plus I can drive hey ho, hey ho," he walked around the kitchen raising the roof, while Chi Chi turned around and chuckled at her son, "plus I'm not a baby anymore," he added.
"Yeah I know but it just seemed like yesterday when you were in diapers," she sighed and began to daydream.
****
Chi Chi is standing beside Gohan's crib "Goku it's your turn to change our son's diaper!" she yelled.
"But Chi Chi, I don't really know how to change a diaper, I never really learned how," Goku admitted.
Chi Chi sighed and went up to Gohan and began to take off his diaper, "Oh Goku, ok this is how you change a baby's diaper," she began to explain in a calm friendly voice, "first you take the baby's diaper off."
"Eww what's that smell?!," Goku complained.
"Poopy!" Little Gohan said as dookey came out his onto the diaper.
Chi Chi turned around, "Goku are you listening??!!"
"Uh... yeah Chi Chi, I'm listening," Goku said while he held his nose.
"Good, now then you ball up the diaper with all the waste inside it and throw it away, you wipe the...."
Chi Chi spotted Goku outside throwing the diaper away, he threw it so far it ended up hitting a farmer's head and then the farmer fainted from the odor, but anyway,
"Goku get back in here!"
"Ok Chi Chi,"
"Like I was saying you wipe the baby's butt and put powder on it, then you put a new diaper on the baby and that's it!" Chi Chi got done explaining and motioned Goku to try it. Goku did all right until he broke the powder bottle, the powder spread all over him, Gohan, and Chi Chi. She looked disappointed while Gohan was amazed at the smelly white substance and started laughing.
Goku turned around, "Sorry Chi Chi," he said sympathetically.
She sighed, "It's ok Goku, you'll learn,"
"Mom...Mom!" Gohan shook her out of her daydream state, "What happened?"
"Oh nothing son, it's nothing," she sighed with a smile on her face.
"Ok then mom, now if you don't mind I got to keep a big bro promise with Goten, bye," Gohan smiled and went to go get Goten.
"Goten, I'm finished with my homework, ready to 'hang out' now?" Gohan asked.
Goten ran up to Gohan, "Great, let's go!" he said excitedly.
They went outside and had fun playing and spending time together like big bro and lil bro time. They did train most of the day but at least they had fun. While training they ran on the pebbles across water and blew up mountains and large rocks. They played little games like tag or hide and go seek although Goten always won. Yeah they had lots of fun while it lasted.
Chi Chi walked out of the house, "Gohan!" she called, "it's time for your dentist appointment!"
He sighed, "Ok mom," he replied.
"I hate going to the dentist!" he mumbled.
"Gohan," Goten said sadly, "maybe we can do this again sometime,"
"Yeah... maybe Goten,"
"Yeah, well see ya later big bro, I'm going to Trunks' house, bye!" Goten took off in the sky to go to Trunks' house.
"Bye Goten!" Gohan yelled after his brother.
Goku, Gohan, and Chi Chi drove off to the dentist office. The dentist walked out.
"Go-hane, is a Go-hane here?" the male dentist asked.
"Yes and its GoHAN not hane HAN,"
"Oh sorry," they walked into the office.
"Hello Gohan and company," the dentist touched Chi Chi's butt.
"What the hell, you pervert," Chi Chi starts banging the dentist with her purse in extreme rage. She appeared extremely mad and violated.
Goku sticks his tongue out and him and points and laughs. He did that because he didn't want to hurt the man with his extreme strength. Gohan is looking really embarrassed, maybe because he doesn't really know what's going on and he thinks that his mother is just on another rampage.
"Stupid bastard!" Chi Chi yelled still on her rampage of her personal space being violated, "Can u just treat my son and leave me alone?!"
"Ok," he touched Chi Chi's booty again.
She gasped, "You dirty pervert!"
Goku begins to get mad and he turns super saijinsorry if I spelled it wrong, "You better stop messing with her!!" Goku began to scare the dentist so he backed down. Then he went to get his gloves.
"Oh, they wanna be like that eh?" he said evilly, "Although that boy doesn't need braces since his teeth are perfect I'll put them on him anyway for free, BWAHAHAHA gag choke coughs up a hairball"
"Um... Mr. Dentist," Gohan questioned, "are you alright?"
"Er...yeah I'm alright," although the dentist was still choking he panicked, "Thanks for your concern," by now he had stopped choking. He came back out to treat Gohan.
"Now open your mouth,"
Gohan opened his mouth, "Ahhh,"
"Whew Boy got some Stank breath," he thought to himself, he stepped a baby foot away, "oh, it looks like this boy will need braces and don't worry about the price, its on the house," he said to Chi Chi. Gohan's breath really wasn't stanky the doctor was just hating
Gohan quickly sat up, "What!?, braces, you gotta be kidding," he started to freak out nervously.
Goku walked up to his older son, "Aww Gohan that must be bad for you" Goku said sympathetically, "one question, what are braces?"
"Dad, braces are the worst thing ever, my friends said they hurt and I don't want to go through that pain, they're things they put on your teeth to position them straightly"
"Oh," Goku looked amazed, " a thing that straightens your teeth eh,"
"Consider the free charge as an apology for invading your personal space," the dentist whispered to Chi Chi.
"Thanks," she replied.
The dentist started the braces procedure.
A/N: Gohan with braces who would have guessed. I should now I have them. I still hate them. Now Gohan knows how I feel BWAHAHAHA ok that's not the reason why I wrote this fanfic but oh well. Well please review ^_^. Will update soon if I get reviews. I know I'm evil =).
Gohan: walks in Blake's office Blake!!!! Why the hell did you give me braces!!! I'm really furious about this!!
Blake: because it makes an interesting fic and it gives a certain twist to it. See normally you have perfect teeth you still do but now you'll know how others fell AHAHAHA!!
Gohan: Not if I take over your fic grabs for computer
Blake: Never! Moves computer out of reach Why are characters always trying to do that just because they don't like how the fic is?
Gohan: jumps Blake
Blake: jumps out of the way see it old you never. You'll never take over, plus I'm not done with the story yet. Sticks out tongue
Gohan: Fine you stupid author guy
Blake: You're only gonna have braces for a few days so sit down, shut up, and calm down.... Oops!
Gohan: What?
Blake: oh nothing
Gohan: oh anyway but they'll ruin my life!!
Blake: How do you know!! I'M THE AUTHOR HERE NOT YOU!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER BE AUTHOR SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!! THE STORY WILL GO, AS I WANT IT TO GO!!!
Gohan: Fine then I'll be back walks out and slams the door
Blake: Ya'll come back now ya hear! Types something hears Gohan trip and fall flat on his face
Gohan: Blake!!! I'll get you for that!!! Slams door again
Blake: What I do? Heh heh heh
This fic is pretty weird. Gohan with braces?! Come on now. Well I'm done here please R&R^^!! Next chapter will depend on whether you review or not. I'm trying to make a humor fic so if it isn't funny to you tell me in your review and I'll change the ratings. When I do something like this it *** it means that person is dreaming or daydreaming. If it's to complicated tell me in your review and actions are the words in brakets kinda.
Braceface
Chapter One: Day One, The braces get put on.
By: Blake Develyn
It's Friday at Orange Star high school and all the students are leaving and preparing for their weekends. Especially Gohan because on Saturday night he has a date to go to.
"Hey Gohan, we're still on for Saturday right?"
"Of course Videl," Gohan smiled and said, his teeth sparkled in the light, "I wouldn't miss it for the world!"
A look of happiness came across Videl's face, "Good, I love your smile Gohan, it's so reassuring,"
"Thanks Videl, Compliments like that make me happy,"
"No problem Gohan, see ya Saturday night!" Videl ran to go catch her bus, then Gohan went to ride his flying nimbus home.
When Gohan got home he was given a warm welcome back from school by his family, well most of his family, Goku was out fishing.
Ox King, Chi Chi, and Goten walked out the house, " Welcome back Gohan!!" they said together in harmony.
"Hey everyone heh heh, you guys don't have to do that everyday ^^;;" Gohan said as he walked in the house.
Chi Chi went in after Gohan, "Well then Gohan, don't forget about your dentist appointment later on today," she reminded him.
Gohan sighed, "I won't forget mom,"
Goten ran up to him, " And Gohan, you promised to hang out with me today,"
He looked down at his little brother and touched his head, "Ok Goten, Let me do my homework first,"
"Promise Gohan?" Goten asked with big puppy dog eyes, "you promise we'll hang out?"
"Yeah sure Goten, now let me do my homework,"
"Thanks Gohan, now hurry with your homework!"
"Ok Goten,"
Gohan went upstairs to his room to complete his homework. He had Trigonometry level 2, Advanced World History level 2, Advanced Latin, and statistics. He's only in the eleventh grade. He's extremely smart for his age. He took about an hour or two to finish all of his homework. He's very advanced ^_^. But yeah, he had very little difficulty with it. After he finished he went down to the kitchen and grabbed an apple. He found that his mother was also there.
"Hey Gohan aren't you supposed to be going out with that Videl girl you were talking about tomorrow night?" she asked.
He rolled his eyes, "Yes, I am going out with Videl tomorrow night," he sighed, " mom why do you keep asking me?"
Chi Chi sat down, "Well, you're sixteen years old and I'm a mother and I'm supposed to be worried," Chi Chi explained, "Plus, I think you're too young,"
"Mom like you said I'm sixteen now and I think that's pretty old, plus I can drive hey ho, hey ho," he walked around the kitchen raising the roof, while Chi Chi turned around and chuckled at her son, "plus I'm not a baby anymore," he added.
"Yeah I know but it just seemed like yesterday when you were in diapers," she sighed and began to daydream.
****
Chi Chi is standing beside Gohan's crib "Goku it's your turn to change our son's diaper!" she yelled.
"But Chi Chi, I don't really know how to change a diaper, I never really learned how," Goku admitted.
Chi Chi sighed and went up to Gohan and began to take off his diaper, "Oh Goku, ok this is how you change a baby's diaper," she began to explain in a calm friendly voice, "first you take the baby's diaper off."
"Eww what's that smell?!," Goku complained.
"Poopy!" Little Gohan said as dookey came out his onto the diaper.
Chi Chi turned around, "Goku are you listening??!!"
"Uh... yeah Chi Chi, I'm listening," Goku said while he held his nose.
"Good, now then you ball up the diaper with all the waste inside it and throw it away, you wipe the...."
Chi Chi spotted Goku outside throwing the diaper away, he threw it so far it ended up hitting a farmer's head and then the farmer fainted from the odor, but anyway,
"Goku get back in here!"
"Ok Chi Chi,"
"Like I was saying you wipe the baby's butt and put powder on it, then you put a new diaper on the baby and that's it!" Chi Chi got done explaining and motioned Goku to try it. Goku did all right until he broke the powder bottle, the powder spread all over him, Gohan, and Chi Chi. She looked disappointed while Gohan was amazed at the smelly white substance and started laughing.
Goku turned around, "Sorry Chi Chi," he said sympathetically.
She sighed, "It's ok Goku, you'll learn,"
"Mom...Mom!" Gohan shook her out of her daydream state, "What happened?"
"Oh nothing son, it's nothing," she sighed with a smile on her face.
"Ok then mom, now if you don't mind I got to keep a big bro promise with Goten, bye," Gohan smiled and went to go get Goten.
"Goten, I'm finished with my homework, ready to 'hang out' now?" Gohan asked.
Goten ran up to Gohan, "Great, let's go!" he said excitedly.
They went outside and had fun playing and spending time together like big bro and lil bro time. They did train most of the day but at least they had fun. While training they ran on the pebbles across water and blew up mountains and large rocks. They played little games like tag or hide and go seek although Goten always won. Yeah they had lots of fun while it lasted.
Chi Chi walked out of the house, "Gohan!" she called, "it's time for your dentist appointment!"
He sighed, "Ok mom," he replied.
"I hate going to the dentist!" he mumbled.
"Gohan," Goten said sadly, "maybe we can do this again sometime,"
"Yeah... maybe Goten,"
"Yeah, well see ya later big bro, I'm going to Trunks' house, bye!" Goten took off in the sky to go to Trunks' house.
"Bye Goten!" Gohan yelled after his brother.
Goku, Gohan, and Chi Chi drove off to the dentist office. The dentist walked out.
"Go-hane, is a Go-hane here?" the male dentist asked.
"Yes and its GoHAN not hane HAN,"
"Oh sorry," they walked into the office.
"Hello Gohan and company," the dentist touched Chi Chi's butt.
"What the hell, you pervert," Chi Chi starts banging the dentist with her purse in extreme rage. She appeared extremely mad and violated.
Goku sticks his tongue out and him and points and laughs. He did that because he didn't want to hurt the man with his extreme strength. Gohan is looking really embarrassed, maybe because he doesn't really know what's going on and he thinks that his mother is just on another rampage.
"Stupid bastard!" Chi Chi yelled still on her rampage of her personal space being violated, "Can u just treat my son and leave me alone?!"
"Ok," he touched Chi Chi's booty again.
She gasped, "You dirty pervert!"
Goku begins to get mad and he turns super saijinsorry if I spelled it wrong, "You better stop messing with her!!" Goku began to scare the dentist so he backed down. Then he went to get his gloves.
"Oh, they wanna be like that eh?" he said evilly, "Although that boy doesn't need braces since his teeth are perfect I'll put them on him anyway for free, BWAHAHAHA gag choke coughs up a hairball"
"Um... Mr. Dentist," Gohan questioned, "are you alright?"
"Er...yeah I'm alright," although the dentist was still choking he panicked, "Thanks for your concern," by now he had stopped choking. He came back out to treat Gohan.
"Now open your mouth,"
Gohan opened his mouth, "Ahhh,"
"Whew Boy got some Stank breath," he thought to himself, he stepped a baby foot away, "oh, it looks like this boy will need braces and don't worry about the price, its on the house," he said to Chi Chi. Gohan's breath really wasn't stanky the doctor was just hating
Gohan quickly sat up, "What!?, braces, you gotta be kidding," he started to freak out nervously.
Goku walked up to his older son, "Aww Gohan that must be bad for you" Goku said sympathetically, "one question, what are braces?"
"Dad, braces are the worst thing ever, my friends said they hurt and I don't want to go through that pain, they're things they put on your teeth to position them straightly"
"Oh," Goku looked amazed, " a thing that straightens your teeth eh,"
"Consider the free charge as an apology for invading your personal space," the dentist whispered to Chi Chi.
"Thanks," she replied.
The dentist started the braces procedure.
A/N: Gohan with braces who would have guessed. I should now I have them. I still hate them. Now Gohan knows how I feel BWAHAHAHA ok that's not the reason why I wrote this fanfic but oh well. Well please review ^_^. Will update soon if I get reviews. I know I'm evil =).
Gohan: walks in Blake's office Blake!!!! Why the hell did you give me braces!!! I'm really furious about this!!
Blake: because it makes an interesting fic and it gives a certain twist to it. See normally you have perfect teeth you still do but now you'll know how others fell AHAHAHA!!
Gohan: Not if I take over your fic grabs for computer
Blake: Never! Moves computer out of reach Why are characters always trying to do that just because they don't like how the fic is?
Gohan: jumps Blake
Blake: jumps out of the way see it old you never. You'll never take over, plus I'm not done with the story yet. Sticks out tongue
Gohan: Fine you stupid author guy
Blake: You're only gonna have braces for a few days so sit down, shut up, and calm down.... Oops!
Gohan: What?
Blake: oh nothing
Gohan: oh anyway but they'll ruin my life!!
Blake: How do you know!! I'M THE AUTHOR HERE NOT YOU!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER BE AUTHOR SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!! THE STORY WILL GO, AS I WANT IT TO GO!!!
Gohan: Fine then I'll be back walks out and slams the door
Blake: Ya'll come back now ya hear! Types something hears Gohan trip and fall flat on his face
Gohan: Blake!!! I'll get you for that!!! Slams door again
Blake: What I do? Heh heh heh