Title: Misconceptions
Chapter: 10
Authors: Hikari no Tenshi and Twist ::both bow and wave, grinning like the
idiots they are::
Notes: ::Grins:: well.. I believe I need to work on my story some more.
::Sweatdrop:: P.S.: while they're telling the story the *.* used suggest
background stuff or something important.
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Chapter 10
~At Quatre's mansion (While the girls are explaining)~
"We never agreed with Minako and Rei. We were always arguing that you were better than they said. We hope you can forgive us," Ami finished.
"I forgive you two, but trusting you is another thing. You'll have to re- earn my trust and it won't be easy. You can ask Duo about his problems. He once used one of our jokes on me and I never trusted him again, until he did something trustworthy," Usagi said.
Quatre walked in with three people following him. "Usagi-chan, these three say they know you. I figured you would want to talk to them."
Haruka looked at all five boys. "Koneko-chan, are these the boys you grew up with?"
"Hai 'Ruka-chan," Usagi said. She then turned to Quatre, "Quatre, I'm surprised you didn't recognize Michiru, she was here with me earlier."
"Michiru? OH! Gomen nasi for not recognizing you, it's been a while."
"Doo itashimashite* Quatre. Demo, where's Rashid?"
"Probably trying to figure 5 more people into the Magunac Protection Plan. He'll be here as soon as he does."
"Sere-mama!" a 'little' girl shouted, running over.
"Hota-chan, dijabou ka?
"Dijabou Sere-mama, demo what did you do to your hair? I almost didn't recognize you," Hotaru asked gently tugging on the hair in question.
"Well Hota-chan this is my real hair color. The blonde hair was just an illusion so that no one would be able to find me," Usagi gently replied.
"Well, this color is prettier. And your eye color is b-b drat, what is the word?" Hotaru asked.
"Beautiful?"
"HAI! Beautiful," Hotaru said grinning.
"And how old is she?" Quatre quietly asked Michiru.
"She's actually 16, but she likes to act younger every now and then to alleviate some of the stress she has to deal with," Michiru replied.
"Soo ka*?"
"Hai, I'm guessing Usagi explained about the Senshi," Quatre nodded, "Well do you remember Saturn?"
"Hai, so Hotaru is her?" Quatre inquired.
"Exactly. She has to stay in control or else Saturn will manifest herself and do harm to the person who did something bad to Hotar. Trust me, it's not the easiest of jobs."
"Seriously. So who's the other person with you?"
"Oh, that's Haruka Ten'oh. 'Ruka-chan and I have been Hotaru's guardians since her parent's death."
"Sorry to interrupt but.. WE'RE HUNGRY!!" Duo said loudly.
"DUO!" everybody (Except the usual quiet ones, and Wufei said Maxwell) shouted, sweatdropping.
~After Dinner~
"Mmm. that was good! Quatre, Trowa, you two can cook!" (AN: the regular cook had the day off.) Hotaru said, leaning back into the recliner.
"Domo, Hota-chan," Quatre said, "demo, where's Duo?"
"I'm right here Quatre," the 'missing' boy replied. "Does anybody want to play a game?" he asked.
"Sure," Ami and Makoto said.
"Hai," Quatre and Usagi said. He also got nods from Haruka, Michiru, Hotaru, and Trowa.
"Good! And I guess you aren't playing Hiiro?"
"Hnn."
"Okay then!" Duo said as he set a bowl full of little slips of paper in the middle of the group. "We're going to tell a story. And whenever you want the next person to continue, draw a paper and read whatever is written on it. I'll start.
"One day my friend cleo-bob was at the bar. He went over to the barkeep and asked for a pint of Guinness (AN: a type of beer). The barkeep said," Duo paused as he dug in the bowl, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts *didely- didely*, there they are a-standing in a row *Bum-bum-bum*" he stopped, glancing at everybody else, cracking up.
"Cleo-bob figured the man had drunk one too many pints and dismissed it as he got his own. When suddenly turkeys came in saying," Makoto paused. "Quickly! To the Angelmobile! AWAY!"
"So Cleo-bob ran outside looking for the Angelmobile and saw little green Martians trying to take over the world. They said 'greetings earthling. Take us to your leader!' and Cleo-bob replied, 'You make me feel. you make me feel. you make me feel like a natural woman!" Ami said giggling.
Usagi chuckled and trying to catch her breath, whispered, "Since Cleo-bob decided to proclaim he was a natural woman, the martians ran off screaming 'But darling you kissed *me* first!"
Trowa smirked and continued, "They were chasing the turkeys who were still trying to find the Angelmobile and Cleo-bob just inched away and ran off to a train station and asked for a ticket. The ticket dude said," he paused as he pulled out a piece of paper, his eyes widening a fraction of an inch, "The dude said 'Honey, muffin, sweetheart, pumpkin, cheescake?!"
"Cleo-bob just grabbed his ticket and ran to the train, and accidentally ran into someone. He got up saying," Michiru paused, taking a deep breath and drew a piece of paper, "No, don't tell me, 32B right?"
Quatre blushed and said, "well the person he ran into said, 'How'd you guess! My name is Bobilina, who are you?' and Cleo-bob replied, 'Aflac!'" Haruka chuckled and continued, "Bobilina said, 'Nice to meet you, Aflac, are you getting on this train?' Cleo-bob nodded and they got on with the conductor saying, 'And ironically, That was Bambi's STEPmother.'"
And so the story continued with random phrases like: "Damn it Helen! I wanted to go to the ball!" and "Dirty pop!"
Eventually they got Hiiro to join. And it became twice as funny hearing, "Damn it Helen! I can see their beady little eyes! God help me!" and "I hope you know I get compliments on my ass all the time at yaoi* bars!" in his monotone. The story finished with Hotaru saying, "And Cleo-bob and Bobilina ran off into the sunset saying 'Well I'll be damned. Farmers really DO exist!"
Everybody was hysterical (AN: except Hiiro and Trowa of course) when Setsuna walked in.
"Did I miss something?" she asked, looking around.
(AN: now the double stars mean sounds again) "*Giggle* Sorry *gasp* Setsu- mama. We *snort* were playing a funny game," Hotaru said trying to calm down and catch her breath.
"Well, I hate to rain on the parade, demo I have a mission for 01, 05, and 06." The three in question nodded and went to prepare for their mission.
~Later in the hanger~
"It's a standard, get a disk, blow the base mission. The disks you are looking for are Starlight, Angel wings, and a disk numbered 260726," Setsuna said to the three. "Do you accept or decline?"
"Mission accepted," Hiiro grunted, answering for all of them. The trio then got in their respective gundams and blasted off.
~End Chapter 10~
AN: yes I know, I'm mean!! But I wanted to leave you hanging.. Since I ended this earlier than I planned the next chapter may be longer. I dunno. depends on how I'm feeling.
Vocab
Yaoi- gay (Male/male)
And that's the end for this chapter. I'm not putting the next one up for a while because twist and I need to collaborate on what to put next.. This is Hikari signing off!
Bai~ Hikari no Tenshi ^.^;;;;;V
P.S.: I'll put up a shorter chapter if I get 70 reviews really quickly!
"We never agreed with Minako and Rei. We were always arguing that you were better than they said. We hope you can forgive us," Ami finished.
"I forgive you two, but trusting you is another thing. You'll have to re- earn my trust and it won't be easy. You can ask Duo about his problems. He once used one of our jokes on me and I never trusted him again, until he did something trustworthy," Usagi said.
Quatre walked in with three people following him. "Usagi-chan, these three say they know you. I figured you would want to talk to them."
Haruka looked at all five boys. "Koneko-chan, are these the boys you grew up with?"
"Hai 'Ruka-chan," Usagi said. She then turned to Quatre, "Quatre, I'm surprised you didn't recognize Michiru, she was here with me earlier."
"Michiru? OH! Gomen nasi for not recognizing you, it's been a while."
"Doo itashimashite* Quatre. Demo, where's Rashid?"
"Probably trying to figure 5 more people into the Magunac Protection Plan. He'll be here as soon as he does."
"Sere-mama!" a 'little' girl shouted, running over.
"Hota-chan, dijabou ka?
"Dijabou Sere-mama, demo what did you do to your hair? I almost didn't recognize you," Hotaru asked gently tugging on the hair in question.
"Well Hota-chan this is my real hair color. The blonde hair was just an illusion so that no one would be able to find me," Usagi gently replied.
"Well, this color is prettier. And your eye color is b-b drat, what is the word?" Hotaru asked.
"Beautiful?"
"HAI! Beautiful," Hotaru said grinning.
"And how old is she?" Quatre quietly asked Michiru.
"She's actually 16, but she likes to act younger every now and then to alleviate some of the stress she has to deal with," Michiru replied.
"Soo ka*?"
"Hai, I'm guessing Usagi explained about the Senshi," Quatre nodded, "Well do you remember Saturn?"
"Hai, so Hotaru is her?" Quatre inquired.
"Exactly. She has to stay in control or else Saturn will manifest herself and do harm to the person who did something bad to Hotar. Trust me, it's not the easiest of jobs."
"Seriously. So who's the other person with you?"
"Oh, that's Haruka Ten'oh. 'Ruka-chan and I have been Hotaru's guardians since her parent's death."
"Sorry to interrupt but.. WE'RE HUNGRY!!" Duo said loudly.
"DUO!" everybody (Except the usual quiet ones, and Wufei said Maxwell) shouted, sweatdropping.
~After Dinner~
"Mmm. that was good! Quatre, Trowa, you two can cook!" (AN: the regular cook had the day off.) Hotaru said, leaning back into the recliner.
"Domo, Hota-chan," Quatre said, "demo, where's Duo?"
"I'm right here Quatre," the 'missing' boy replied. "Does anybody want to play a game?" he asked.
"Sure," Ami and Makoto said.
"Hai," Quatre and Usagi said. He also got nods from Haruka, Michiru, Hotaru, and Trowa.
"Good! And I guess you aren't playing Hiiro?"
"Hnn."
"Okay then!" Duo said as he set a bowl full of little slips of paper in the middle of the group. "We're going to tell a story. And whenever you want the next person to continue, draw a paper and read whatever is written on it. I'll start.
"One day my friend cleo-bob was at the bar. He went over to the barkeep and asked for a pint of Guinness (AN: a type of beer). The barkeep said," Duo paused as he dug in the bowl, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts *didely- didely*, there they are a-standing in a row *Bum-bum-bum*" he stopped, glancing at everybody else, cracking up.
"Cleo-bob figured the man had drunk one too many pints and dismissed it as he got his own. When suddenly turkeys came in saying," Makoto paused. "Quickly! To the Angelmobile! AWAY!"
"So Cleo-bob ran outside looking for the Angelmobile and saw little green Martians trying to take over the world. They said 'greetings earthling. Take us to your leader!' and Cleo-bob replied, 'You make me feel. you make me feel. you make me feel like a natural woman!" Ami said giggling.
Usagi chuckled and trying to catch her breath, whispered, "Since Cleo-bob decided to proclaim he was a natural woman, the martians ran off screaming 'But darling you kissed *me* first!"
Trowa smirked and continued, "They were chasing the turkeys who were still trying to find the Angelmobile and Cleo-bob just inched away and ran off to a train station and asked for a ticket. The ticket dude said," he paused as he pulled out a piece of paper, his eyes widening a fraction of an inch, "The dude said 'Honey, muffin, sweetheart, pumpkin, cheescake?!"
"Cleo-bob just grabbed his ticket and ran to the train, and accidentally ran into someone. He got up saying," Michiru paused, taking a deep breath and drew a piece of paper, "No, don't tell me, 32B right?"
Quatre blushed and said, "well the person he ran into said, 'How'd you guess! My name is Bobilina, who are you?' and Cleo-bob replied, 'Aflac!'" Haruka chuckled and continued, "Bobilina said, 'Nice to meet you, Aflac, are you getting on this train?' Cleo-bob nodded and they got on with the conductor saying, 'And ironically, That was Bambi's STEPmother.'"
And so the story continued with random phrases like: "Damn it Helen! I wanted to go to the ball!" and "Dirty pop!"
Eventually they got Hiiro to join. And it became twice as funny hearing, "Damn it Helen! I can see their beady little eyes! God help me!" and "I hope you know I get compliments on my ass all the time at yaoi* bars!" in his monotone. The story finished with Hotaru saying, "And Cleo-bob and Bobilina ran off into the sunset saying 'Well I'll be damned. Farmers really DO exist!"
Everybody was hysterical (AN: except Hiiro and Trowa of course) when Setsuna walked in.
"Did I miss something?" she asked, looking around.
(AN: now the double stars mean sounds again) "*Giggle* Sorry *gasp* Setsu- mama. We *snort* were playing a funny game," Hotaru said trying to calm down and catch her breath.
"Well, I hate to rain on the parade, demo I have a mission for 01, 05, and 06." The three in question nodded and went to prepare for their mission.
~Later in the hanger~
"It's a standard, get a disk, blow the base mission. The disks you are looking for are Starlight, Angel wings, and a disk numbered 260726," Setsuna said to the three. "Do you accept or decline?"
"Mission accepted," Hiiro grunted, answering for all of them. The trio then got in their respective gundams and blasted off.
~End Chapter 10~
AN: yes I know, I'm mean!! But I wanted to leave you hanging.. Since I ended this earlier than I planned the next chapter may be longer. I dunno. depends on how I'm feeling.
Vocab
Yaoi- gay (Male/male)
And that's the end for this chapter. I'm not putting the next one up for a while because twist and I need to collaborate on what to put next.. This is Hikari signing off!
Bai~ Hikari no Tenshi ^.^;;;;;V
P.S.: I'll put up a shorter chapter if I get 70 reviews really quickly!