Chapter 50
It was embarrassing, but Mitsukake knew he had to do this battle or go on to the next to avoid being a part of the Lon Wolf Warrior Seishi. He cringed at the thought of battling against a woman . . . even worse, Kailein was pregnant.
Kailein gave Mitsukake a big smirk. "So, you wanna pick on me? Go ahead and pick on me!"
"Don't taunt him Kailien," said a very nervous Tomo.
"I'll be fine, baby dear," Kailein said. "No true gentleman would hurt a pregnant -"
THUMP!
Mitsukake had closed his eyes and lunged at Kailein, head butting her to the ground. Kailein looked up at him, dazed.
"Now, to use my powers against you . . . " Mitsukake said, pinning her to the ground. This position of Kailein with Mitsukake above her did not look pleasing to Tomo, and Martha had to hold him back, reminding him not to interfere with the battle.
Mitsukake glared at Kailein, and then, gave a sigh and his head went down. "What am i saying? Am i supposed to heal you to death? Not even THAT would work!"
"Kudos for ME, then," Kailein, said, kicking him off of her. Mitsukake fell to the ground, and watched Kailein spring up into action. She gave a little cackle, took our her Shin (respectively called Bob) and caused two giant feathers to come out of the ground and ensnare Mitsukake. Then, she stabbed him with the feathers, causing him to cry out in a moment of pain.
She released the feathers, certain she was done. But, the healer quickly healed himself, and smiled. "hey, that's right! I can heal myself while you can't! Ha, ha ha ha HA!!"
"Why you little . . . !" Tomo seethed, and had to be held back by Martha and Makiko to keep him from killing Mitsukake.
Kailein tried her illusions again, this time, ensnaring him within her Shin. She opened it up, and saw little Mitsukake looking up at her with wide eyes. He stuck his tongue out at her and made rude noises before she snapped the Shin shut again.
"Ha!" she cried. "that one was easy!"
Tomo ran over to his beloved, and held her tight. "Oh, my dear, you're okay! You're alright!" He hugged her and kissed her and they both made little coochie-coo noises . . . until Kristin cleared her throat, and a sweat drop issued from everyone, getting Tomo and Kailein's attention.
"I'm going to need the body of that Mitsukake then," the Lone Wolf Warrior snarled.
"No way!" Kailein exclaimed. "I'm gonna need a doctor in nine months, so i'm keeping him!"
"Good job, Kali-chan-pi!" Tomo squealed, hugging his beloved once more.
The Lone Wolf Warrior growled, and looked at the Seishi laying unconscious at his feet. A smile crossed his face and he looked up at Kailein and said, "Fine. Keep that doctor. It's time for another battle, anyway."
"What?" Kailein and Tomo said at once.
"What was that smile for just now?" Tomo asked.
"Nothing," the Lone Wolf Warrior said, but Tomo wouldn't give up.
"Tell me! You're planning something evil, aren't you?"
"Of course i am," the Lone Wolf Warrior said. "But i can't tell you that plan until the time is right. Until then . . .
Tune in next time folks for the battle everyone's been waiting for! Chiriko, child genius, versus . . . Tomo, clown of Illusions!"
"Who are you calling clown?" Tomo growled. "I ain't no Ronald Macdonald."
"But I am," said a voice. Everyone turned around to see Ronald Macdonald standing there, smiling his evil clown smile. Everyone, even the Lone Wolf Warrior and his unconscious Seishi, got to her their feet and ran away screaming.
"Tune in next time folks," Ronald said, smiling at the screen. "Looks like the battle will be taking place somewhere else! Until then . . . don't forget to let your, uh, kids visit ME at my restaurants . . . Muh HA HA HA HA HA!"
*evil clown laugh fades into distance, and mini-nakago wakes up somewhere and begins to cry. *
"I HATE CLOWNS!"
It was embarrassing, but Mitsukake knew he had to do this battle or go on to the next to avoid being a part of the Lon Wolf Warrior Seishi. He cringed at the thought of battling against a woman . . . even worse, Kailein was pregnant.
Kailein gave Mitsukake a big smirk. "So, you wanna pick on me? Go ahead and pick on me!"
"Don't taunt him Kailien," said a very nervous Tomo.
"I'll be fine, baby dear," Kailein said. "No true gentleman would hurt a pregnant -"
THUMP!
Mitsukake had closed his eyes and lunged at Kailein, head butting her to the ground. Kailein looked up at him, dazed.
"Now, to use my powers against you . . . " Mitsukake said, pinning her to the ground. This position of Kailein with Mitsukake above her did not look pleasing to Tomo, and Martha had to hold him back, reminding him not to interfere with the battle.
Mitsukake glared at Kailein, and then, gave a sigh and his head went down. "What am i saying? Am i supposed to heal you to death? Not even THAT would work!"
"Kudos for ME, then," Kailein, said, kicking him off of her. Mitsukake fell to the ground, and watched Kailein spring up into action. She gave a little cackle, took our her Shin (respectively called Bob) and caused two giant feathers to come out of the ground and ensnare Mitsukake. Then, she stabbed him with the feathers, causing him to cry out in a moment of pain.
She released the feathers, certain she was done. But, the healer quickly healed himself, and smiled. "hey, that's right! I can heal myself while you can't! Ha, ha ha ha HA!!"
"Why you little . . . !" Tomo seethed, and had to be held back by Martha and Makiko to keep him from killing Mitsukake.
Kailein tried her illusions again, this time, ensnaring him within her Shin. She opened it up, and saw little Mitsukake looking up at her with wide eyes. He stuck his tongue out at her and made rude noises before she snapped the Shin shut again.
"Ha!" she cried. "that one was easy!"
Tomo ran over to his beloved, and held her tight. "Oh, my dear, you're okay! You're alright!" He hugged her and kissed her and they both made little coochie-coo noises . . . until Kristin cleared her throat, and a sweat drop issued from everyone, getting Tomo and Kailein's attention.
"I'm going to need the body of that Mitsukake then," the Lone Wolf Warrior snarled.
"No way!" Kailein exclaimed. "I'm gonna need a doctor in nine months, so i'm keeping him!"
"Good job, Kali-chan-pi!" Tomo squealed, hugging his beloved once more.
The Lone Wolf Warrior growled, and looked at the Seishi laying unconscious at his feet. A smile crossed his face and he looked up at Kailein and said, "Fine. Keep that doctor. It's time for another battle, anyway."
"What?" Kailein and Tomo said at once.
"What was that smile for just now?" Tomo asked.
"Nothing," the Lone Wolf Warrior said, but Tomo wouldn't give up.
"Tell me! You're planning something evil, aren't you?"
"Of course i am," the Lone Wolf Warrior said. "But i can't tell you that plan until the time is right. Until then . . .
Tune in next time folks for the battle everyone's been waiting for! Chiriko, child genius, versus . . . Tomo, clown of Illusions!"
"Who are you calling clown?" Tomo growled. "I ain't no Ronald Macdonald."
"But I am," said a voice. Everyone turned around to see Ronald Macdonald standing there, smiling his evil clown smile. Everyone, even the Lone Wolf Warrior and his unconscious Seishi, got to her their feet and ran away screaming.
"Tune in next time folks," Ronald said, smiling at the screen. "Looks like the battle will be taking place somewhere else! Until then . . . don't forget to let your, uh, kids visit ME at my restaurants . . . Muh HA HA HA HA HA!"
*evil clown laugh fades into distance, and mini-nakago wakes up somewhere and begins to cry. *
"I HATE CLOWNS!"