Note: This story is currently in Japanese. Please beware. I do have some words spoken in English. Please consult a medium if you have troubles reading my insane copy of the Lord of the Rings in Japanese.

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from Lord of the Rings. Thank you.

Frodo: Ikura desu ka? Aragorn: 20 yen. Frodo:Iie! Aragorn:Hai. Frodo:Chotto sumimasen ga.(Frodo leaves to call his friend Merry over).

Merry: Ara, obasan wa mata fuhai-tanku ni ochikomimashita yo. Frodo: Ii desu ka. Merry: Ii desu. Grandmother: Ko shite hoshii. Merry: Iie. Grandmother: Moichido itte kudasai. Merry: Iie. Grandmother: Moichido o-negai shimasu. Merry:Iie. Grandmother: Motto yukkuri itte kudasai. Merry:Iie.Wakarimasu ka? Grandmother: Iie wakarimasen.

Arwen: Anata wa Nihon-jin desu ka? Grandmother:Hai.(They say it the same time) Merry: Iie, Nihon-jin desu.

(From far away) Aragorn: Sono minikui onna no hito wa kankoku-jin ja arimasen. Frodo: Kono baka-yaro. Aragorn: O-negai shimasu. Frodo:Eigo ga dekimasu ka? Aragorn: hai. Frodo: You just called Arwen ugly. Aragorn: Iie. Frodo: Hai. Arwen. Arwen: Hai. Biiru wo kai ni itta no wa donata desu ka? Frodo: Gandalf.