The Christmas Special
Chapter X
It all started when Kristin, Priestess of Suzaku, overheard Mitsukake singing to Tama while he fed the cat in a nearby room.
"*to the tune of jingle bells * crunch crunch crunch
crunch crunch crunch
crunching all the way
oh what fun it is to munch
in a cat food bowl all day
HEY!
Crunch crunch crunch
crunch crunch crunch
crunching all the way
oh what fun it is to munch
in a cat food bowl all day!!"
"That's right!" Kristin announced. "It's Christmas! We should be getting into the spirit, you guys!"
Everyone came into the throne room, gathering into a circle, and sitting down, listening to their Priestess talk, her spirits bright.
"And i know exactly how we should do it," Chiriko replied.
"How?" Kristin asked.
*cue music*
Chiriko: *clears throat before singing* on the first day of christmas, suzaku gave to me, a cute little genius like me! *points to Mitsukake*
Mitsukake: on the second day of christmas, suzaku gave to me, a new demon sickness Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Tasuki/Caitlin*
Tasuki: on the third day of christmas, suzaku gave to me - Caitlin: lots of mistletoe! *plops on head band with mistletoe on Tasuki's head* Tasuki: HEY! Mitsukake: *cough* a new demon sickness Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Chichiri*
Chichiri: on the fourth day of christmas, suzaku gave to me, way too many cheez its Caitlin: mistletoe for Tasuki *kiss* Tasuki: get this thing off of my head! Mitsukake: demon *cough* sickness . . . Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Nuriko*
Nuriko: on the fifth day of christmas, suzaku gave to me . . . TAAAMAAAHOOMOOO! Chirchiri: way too much cheez its Caitlin: lots of mistletoe Mitsukake: i'm serious about this you guys . . . Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Hotohori*
Hotohori: on the sixth day of Christmas, suzaku gave to me, my beloved Priestess Kristin: ah, you shouldn't . . . Nuriko: TAAAMAAAHOOMOOO! Chichiri: enough with the cheez its Caitlin: *kiss kiss kiss* Mitsukake: seriously, i've got a demon sickness . . . Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Tamahome*
Tamahome: on the seventh day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me, a wonderful afro with tights Hotohori: my lovely Kristin Nuriko: TAAAMAAHOOMOO! Chichiri: *throws up* ughh . . . Caitlin: kissies for my Tasuki! Mitsukake: why won't anyone listen to me?! Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Kristin*
Kristin: on the eighth day of christmas suzaku gave to me, super wolfish powers Tamahome: afro and some tights Hotohori: Priestess as my wife Nuriko: TAAAMAAHOMOOO! Chichiri: if i see another cheez it . . . Caitlin: mistle-kissle-toe! Mitsukake: I think i'm going to die . . . Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to . . .* well, Tasuki, say something
Tasuki: on the ninth day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me, too much water slap Kristin: super wolfish powers Tamahome: afro with fish net tights Hotohori: my new Empress Nuriko: TAAAMAAHOMOOO! Chichiri: *BLEAH* i can't go on . . . Caitlin: Kissie kissle toe Mitsukake: *falls to ground with overly flushed face* Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Number 2*
2: on the tenth day of christmas, Suzaku gave to me an annoying job Tasuki: WATER SLAP!! Kristin: Wolfy powers Tamahome: afro with some tights Hotohori: Ah, a Priestess . . . Nuriko: TAAAMMAAAHOMOOO! Chichiri: *caitlin shakes box of cheez its at his face and he passes out* Caitlin: he, he . . . kissie Taskui Mituskake: can't . . . breathe . . . Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Naiidoska*
Naiidoska: on the eleventh day of christmas, suzaku gave to me, absolutely nothing 2: one annoying job Tasuki: Waaater slap . . . Kristin: I'm a snow wolf now Tamahome: afro looks so good on me Hotohori: my cute little Kristin Nuriko: TAAAMAAHOMOOO! Chichiri: *passed out* Caitlin: kiss kiss kiss Mitsukake: damn . . . song . . . Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Tama*
Tama: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mix Naiidoska: absolutely nothing 2: my annoying job Tasuki: too much water Kristin: wolfy wolfsome powers Tamahome: cross-dressing afro man Hotohori: my dear Kristin-sama Nuriko: TAAAAMMAHOOMOOOO! Chichiri: *passed out* Caitlin: kissie Mistletoe Mitsukake: *dies* Chiriko: and a cute little genius like ME!
Meanwhile, back in Kutou . . .
The Seiryu Seshi sat around in a circle with their Priestess, wondering how to pass the time. Suddenly, Boboshi three came along and told Martha, Priestess of Seiryu, some interesting news . . .
"Here, Martha-sama, I got you a christmas gift," he said shyly, with Boboshi five at his back, grinning evily.
"You're so sweet!" Martha said, taking the gift, but not unwrapping it.
"I forgot it was Christmas," Kailein spoke up.
"Yeah, Christmas songs are so much fun!" Makiko said.
It was then that Boboshi five spilled the news. "I have a report that the Suzaku Seishi are singing carols for Christmas.:
"Why," Martha exclaimed, "that's exactly what WE need!"
Martha: *clears her throat and sings* on the first day of christmas, seiryu gave to me, my lovable Nakago! *points to Nakago*
Nakago: I'm not singing. Martha: I'll give you cheez its if you do Nakago: *deep bass voice* on the second day of christmas Seiryu gave to me, a life time supply of cheez its Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Amiboshi*
Amiboshi: on the third day of christmas Seiryu gave to me, a brand new flute Nakago: *eating* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Suboshi*
Suboshi: on the fourth day of Christmas, Seiryu gave to me, killer yo-yos Amiboshi: a brand new flute to play on Nakago: *eating* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Soi*
Soi: on the fifth day of Christmas seiryu gave to me, the Lone WOLF WARRIOR! Suboshi: killing yo-yo toy Amiboshi: better flute Nakago: *still eating* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Ashitare*
Ashitare: Augh woo Augh woo oohaugh woah woo! Soi: *sweat drop* uh . . . the LONE WOLF WARRIOR! Suboshi: killing yo-yo toy Amiboshi: nicer sounding flute Nakago: *still eating* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Tomo*
Tomo: on the seventh day of Christmas - Everyone: on mi gosh, Tomo can sing!! Tomo: ahem . . . *in really pretty Tomo voice* On the seventh day of Christmas, Seiryu gave to me, feathers and a shin Ashitare: aughwoo Soi: the LONE WOLF WARRIOR! Suboshi: darn these killing toys Amiboshi: musical flute Nakago: *eating* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Kailein*
Kailein: on the eighth day of christmas, seiryu gave to me, a child for Tomo Tomo: *blushes* ahh . . . Ashitare: Aughwoo woo Soi: LONE WOLF WARRIOR! Suboshi: yo-yo all the way Amiboshi: magical flute Nakago: *eating still* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Miboshi*
Miboshi: on the ninth day of christmas, seiryu gave to me, a brand new spankin' body Kailein: children for Tomo Tomo: why can't i sing now that i've heard THAT?! Ashitare: augh woo as ooh Soi: LONE WOLF WARRIOR! Suboshi: same old yo-yo toy Amiboshi: damn this flute Nakago: *more eating* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Makiko*
Makiko: on the tenth day of Christmas my Seiryu gave to me, giant cheez it Miboshi: brand new body Kailein: twins for Tomo Tomo: twins? We have twins?! Ashitare: augh woo ah woo Soi: LONE WOLF WARRIOR! Suboshi: yo-yo yo-yo yo Amiboshi: *plays notes on flute* Nakago: *eating more* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Boboshi 3*
Boboshi 3: on the eleventh day of christmas seiryu gave to me, *muffled sound from cloak* Makiko: giant cheez it* Miboshi: nice new body Kailein: triplets for Tomo Tomo: i thought you said twins! Ashitare: ahh woo augh oo Soi: LONE WOLF WARRIOR! Suboshi: playing yo-yos suck Amiboshi: *playing on flute* Nakago: *still eating* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Naiidoska*
Naiidoska: on the twelveth day of christmas seiryu gave to me, same as Suzaku Boboshi 3: *muffle muffle muffle* Makiko: cheez its for Chichiri! Miboshi: sexy new body Kailein: sextuplets for Tomo Tomo: *faints* Ashitare: aughroo woo Soi: LONE WOLF WARRIOR! Suboshi: yo-yo wants to kill Amiboshi: *flute plays notes* Nakago: *collapses back with big stomach* Martha: and my now fat Nakago!
*Merry Cheez it to all and to all a good Cheez it!*
Chapter X
It all started when Kristin, Priestess of Suzaku, overheard Mitsukake singing to Tama while he fed the cat in a nearby room.
"*to the tune of jingle bells * crunch crunch crunch
crunch crunch crunch
crunching all the way
oh what fun it is to munch
in a cat food bowl all day
HEY!
Crunch crunch crunch
crunch crunch crunch
crunching all the way
oh what fun it is to munch
in a cat food bowl all day!!"
"That's right!" Kristin announced. "It's Christmas! We should be getting into the spirit, you guys!"
Everyone came into the throne room, gathering into a circle, and sitting down, listening to their Priestess talk, her spirits bright.
"And i know exactly how we should do it," Chiriko replied.
"How?" Kristin asked.
*cue music*
Chiriko: *clears throat before singing* on the first day of christmas, suzaku gave to me, a cute little genius like me! *points to Mitsukake*
Mitsukake: on the second day of christmas, suzaku gave to me, a new demon sickness Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Tasuki/Caitlin*
Tasuki: on the third day of christmas, suzaku gave to me - Caitlin: lots of mistletoe! *plops on head band with mistletoe on Tasuki's head* Tasuki: HEY! Mitsukake: *cough* a new demon sickness Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Chichiri*
Chichiri: on the fourth day of christmas, suzaku gave to me, way too many cheez its Caitlin: mistletoe for Tasuki *kiss* Tasuki: get this thing off of my head! Mitsukake: demon *cough* sickness . . . Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Nuriko*
Nuriko: on the fifth day of christmas, suzaku gave to me . . . TAAAMAAAHOOMOOO! Chirchiri: way too much cheez its Caitlin: lots of mistletoe Mitsukake: i'm serious about this you guys . . . Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Hotohori*
Hotohori: on the sixth day of Christmas, suzaku gave to me, my beloved Priestess Kristin: ah, you shouldn't . . . Nuriko: TAAAMAAAHOOMOOO! Chichiri: enough with the cheez its Caitlin: *kiss kiss kiss* Mitsukake: seriously, i've got a demon sickness . . . Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Tamahome*
Tamahome: on the seventh day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me, a wonderful afro with tights Hotohori: my lovely Kristin Nuriko: TAAAMAAHOOMOO! Chichiri: *throws up* ughh . . . Caitlin: kissies for my Tasuki! Mitsukake: why won't anyone listen to me?! Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Kristin*
Kristin: on the eighth day of christmas suzaku gave to me, super wolfish powers Tamahome: afro and some tights Hotohori: Priestess as my wife Nuriko: TAAAMAAHOMOOO! Chichiri: if i see another cheez it . . . Caitlin: mistle-kissle-toe! Mitsukake: I think i'm going to die . . . Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to . . .* well, Tasuki, say something
Tasuki: on the ninth day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me, too much water slap Kristin: super wolfish powers Tamahome: afro with fish net tights Hotohori: my new Empress Nuriko: TAAAMAAHOMOOO! Chichiri: *BLEAH* i can't go on . . . Caitlin: Kissie kissle toe Mitsukake: *falls to ground with overly flushed face* Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Number 2*
2: on the tenth day of christmas, Suzaku gave to me an annoying job Tasuki: WATER SLAP!! Kristin: Wolfy powers Tamahome: afro with some tights Hotohori: Ah, a Priestess . . . Nuriko: TAAAMMAAAHOMOOO! Chichiri: *caitlin shakes box of cheez its at his face and he passes out* Caitlin: he, he . . . kissie Taskui Mituskake: can't . . . breathe . . . Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Naiidoska*
Naiidoska: on the eleventh day of christmas, suzaku gave to me, absolutely nothing 2: one annoying job Tasuki: Waaater slap . . . Kristin: I'm a snow wolf now Tamahome: afro looks so good on me Hotohori: my cute little Kristin Nuriko: TAAAMAAHOMOOO! Chichiri: *passed out* Caitlin: kiss kiss kiss Mitsukake: damn . . . song . . . Chiriko: and a cute little genius like me! *points to Tama*
Tama: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mix Naiidoska: absolutely nothing 2: my annoying job Tasuki: too much water Kristin: wolfy wolfsome powers Tamahome: cross-dressing afro man Hotohori: my dear Kristin-sama Nuriko: TAAAAMMAHOOMOOOO! Chichiri: *passed out* Caitlin: kissie Mistletoe Mitsukake: *dies* Chiriko: and a cute little genius like ME!
Meanwhile, back in Kutou . . .
The Seiryu Seshi sat around in a circle with their Priestess, wondering how to pass the time. Suddenly, Boboshi three came along and told Martha, Priestess of Seiryu, some interesting news . . .
"Here, Martha-sama, I got you a christmas gift," he said shyly, with Boboshi five at his back, grinning evily.
"You're so sweet!" Martha said, taking the gift, but not unwrapping it.
"I forgot it was Christmas," Kailein spoke up.
"Yeah, Christmas songs are so much fun!" Makiko said.
It was then that Boboshi five spilled the news. "I have a report that the Suzaku Seishi are singing carols for Christmas.:
"Why," Martha exclaimed, "that's exactly what WE need!"
Martha: *clears her throat and sings* on the first day of christmas, seiryu gave to me, my lovable Nakago! *points to Nakago*
Nakago: I'm not singing. Martha: I'll give you cheez its if you do Nakago: *deep bass voice* on the second day of christmas Seiryu gave to me, a life time supply of cheez its Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Amiboshi*
Amiboshi: on the third day of christmas Seiryu gave to me, a brand new flute Nakago: *eating* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Suboshi*
Suboshi: on the fourth day of Christmas, Seiryu gave to me, killer yo-yos Amiboshi: a brand new flute to play on Nakago: *eating* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Soi*
Soi: on the fifth day of Christmas seiryu gave to me, the Lone WOLF WARRIOR! Suboshi: killing yo-yo toy Amiboshi: better flute Nakago: *still eating* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Ashitare*
Ashitare: Augh woo Augh woo oohaugh woah woo! Soi: *sweat drop* uh . . . the LONE WOLF WARRIOR! Suboshi: killing yo-yo toy Amiboshi: nicer sounding flute Nakago: *still eating* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Tomo*
Tomo: on the seventh day of Christmas - Everyone: on mi gosh, Tomo can sing!! Tomo: ahem . . . *in really pretty Tomo voice* On the seventh day of Christmas, Seiryu gave to me, feathers and a shin Ashitare: aughwoo Soi: the LONE WOLF WARRIOR! Suboshi: darn these killing toys Amiboshi: musical flute Nakago: *eating* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Kailein*
Kailein: on the eighth day of christmas, seiryu gave to me, a child for Tomo Tomo: *blushes* ahh . . . Ashitare: Aughwoo woo Soi: LONE WOLF WARRIOR! Suboshi: yo-yo all the way Amiboshi: magical flute Nakago: *eating still* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Miboshi*
Miboshi: on the ninth day of christmas, seiryu gave to me, a brand new spankin' body Kailein: children for Tomo Tomo: why can't i sing now that i've heard THAT?! Ashitare: augh woo as ooh Soi: LONE WOLF WARRIOR! Suboshi: same old yo-yo toy Amiboshi: damn this flute Nakago: *more eating* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Makiko*
Makiko: on the tenth day of Christmas my Seiryu gave to me, giant cheez it Miboshi: brand new body Kailein: twins for Tomo Tomo: twins? We have twins?! Ashitare: augh woo ah woo Soi: LONE WOLF WARRIOR! Suboshi: yo-yo yo-yo yo Amiboshi: *plays notes on flute* Nakago: *eating more* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Boboshi 3*
Boboshi 3: on the eleventh day of christmas seiryu gave to me, *muffled sound from cloak* Makiko: giant cheez it* Miboshi: nice new body Kailein: triplets for Tomo Tomo: i thought you said twins! Ashitare: ahh woo augh oo Soi: LONE WOLF WARRIOR! Suboshi: playing yo-yos suck Amiboshi: *playing on flute* Nakago: *still eating* Martha: and my dear lovely Nakago! *points to Naiidoska*
Naiidoska: on the twelveth day of christmas seiryu gave to me, same as Suzaku Boboshi 3: *muffle muffle muffle* Makiko: cheez its for Chichiri! Miboshi: sexy new body Kailein: sextuplets for Tomo Tomo: *faints* Ashitare: aughroo woo Soi: LONE WOLF WARRIOR! Suboshi: yo-yo wants to kill Amiboshi: *flute plays notes* Nakago: *collapses back with big stomach* Martha: and my now fat Nakago!
*Merry Cheez it to all and to all a good Cheez it!*