Chapter 2
Yu-Pee-Oh
Now that the poison is in your bloodstream there is no escape the mindless addiction that follows. You will know you've been poisoned when you begin to urinate out Yu-Gi-Oh merchandise. So if you didn't start, stay away, your whole financial security depends on it. Heed my word, addicts and non-addicts this is your last chance to stay subliminal message-free. If you see a store or shop that even has a feint trace of Yu- Gi-Oh, bomb it, destroy it, mutilate it, and get rid of Yu-Gi-Oh. If you see a Yu-Gi-Oh card burn it or eat it, so please avoid Yu-Gi-Oh at all costs!
Now that the poison is in your bloodstream there is no escape the mindless addiction that follows. You will know you've been poisoned when you begin to urinate out Yu-Gi-Oh merchandise. So if you didn't start, stay away, your whole financial security depends on it. Heed my word, addicts and non-addicts this is your last chance to stay subliminal message-free. If you see a store or shop that even has a feint trace of Yu- Gi-Oh, bomb it, destroy it, mutilate it, and get rid of Yu-Gi-Oh. If you see a Yu-Gi-Oh card burn it or eat it, so please avoid Yu-Gi-Oh at all costs!