ACT 1: VEGETA'S SONG

DISCLAIMER: I do not own DBZ or the musical FAME! I am in no way making profit off of this.

Fortuna: Hello everyone! Well, here's basically how this is going to work: I'm gonna have the characters in situations that they found themselves in in the original anime. Everything is *exactly* the same, except with one small twist: they can sing and dance. Personally, I think this is going to be a lot of fun to write. I love musicals. And I have the lyrics for quite a bit of stuff actually. Well, here's the first number!

WARNING: The characters are of course OOC. They can sing and dance.

It was yet another boring day on Freeza's ship. Vegeta was in the cafeteria with Nappa and some of Freeza's other soldiers.

"Bah! This is so boring! We're never gonna get anything done," Vegeta snapped irritably.

"Yes, Prince," Nappa agreed.

Suddenly, Freeza and Zarbon walked across their view. The two looked like they were discussing a matter of importance.

"Oooh! Looks like Zarbon's gone and taken your place as Freeza's right hand man," Nappa said.

"No need to go into a newsflash, Nappa. I can see them with my own eyes," Vegeta snapped. "Take this note down for Freeza, Nappa. Tell him he's out of my life. Tell him he'll be sorry. From now on I got two things to worry about- me and *me!* King Vegeta!"

"Vegeta who?"

"Let's face it- Prince Vegeta ain't gonna click when we tell people who I am!" Vegeta said, getting pumped up.

"It ain't gonna click, it ain't gonna click!" Nappa agreed, snapping his fingers on the word "click."

Vegeta stood up. "One day I'll be sparklin' on this ship!" He stood on his chair.

"Sparkle, Vegeta- sparkle!"

"People are gonna shiver in fear when they see me coming!" Vegeta cried, putting sunglasses on. He had now successfully gotten everyone's attention.

"Shiver!" Nappa cried.

"They'll say, 'There he goes! King Vegeta! THE King Vegeta! Not the opera, not the movie… but the SAIY-JIN WARRIOR!'" he roared, then shrieked, mimicking some startled victim.

"There he goes!

"Ain't he the picture of a real life king?

"And you want to follow him whoever you are

"And there he goes!" Vegeta sang, pointing a finger out. He then jumped on top of a table. Everyone in the room now crowded around the circular table where he was standing on top of. "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, thank you! You've all been so wonderful to me. I don't know how to thank you enough. And thank you, too, God… for making me so fuckin' fantastic!" he cried throwing his sunglasses in the air.

"I'm on top of the stars!

"I'm on top in their hearts!"

"Look at them all!

"Look at the crowds!

"Everything is beautiful up here in the crowds!" Vegeta sang, while kicking things off the table.

Suddenly the chorus (Nappa and company) fell down on their knees, and leaned backwards. "Fame!" they yelled.

"I'm gonna live forever,

"I'm gonna learn how to fly," Vegeta sang.

"High!" the chorus cried, throwing their hands in the air.

"I feel it comin' together,

"People will see me and cry," he continued while dancing.

"Fame!" the chorus was now dancing around the table.

"I'm gonna make it to heaven," Vegeta sang. Nappa rolled his eyes at this.

"Light up the Universe like a flame," he ignored Nappa.

"Fame!" the chorus said again, now dancing freely.

"I'm gonna live forever," Vegeta sang, then jumped off the table.

"Baby, remember my name."

"Remember, remember, remember," the chorus chanted, before Vegeta went into a wild and frenzied dance. They formed a circle around him, and called encouragement as he fought artistically with no one in particular.

"What the hell is going on in here??!!" Freeza roared, banging open a door. Before him was a very interesting sight. Vegeta was surrounded by Nappa, and other members of Freeza's crew and was paused in mid-dance. Food was scattered around a circle table, a few chairs were tipped over, and there were sunglasses on the floor.

Vegeta and everyone else struggled to gain their composure. "Well, Lord Freeza, er…"

"You see…"

"We were…"

"Uh, what he's trying to say is…"

"Shut up, all of you! Do you think I care? Clean up this mess, and then get back to work," he ordered, turned, then left. Everyone looked at Vegeta.

"Well, you all heard him! Clean this mess up! I can't bother myself with you people. I have things to do." And with that, he left.

"There he goes…"



Voila! Well, what do you think? A lot of the songs in FAME! can easily be played with to make them work for DBZ, since the musical is all about being the best of the best. Don't worry- those aren't the only songs I'm doing! Please review!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!