ACT 2: GOKUU'S NUMBER

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Fortuna: And here's the next number! These aren't going to go in chronological order at all.



Gokuu had just died. He was now in front of Lord Enma's desk with Kami- sama. The Earth god was busy explaining how he wanted Gokuu to see training from King Kai. You guys know the rest. Before he knew it, Gokuu was in back of a car, driving to the road that would take him to King Kai's. When he and the escort arrived, Gokuu asked: "How exactly do I get there? I see this great road, so…"

"Well, sir, it's very simple actually," the escort explained. A group of small people had now crowded around them.

"Oh? So what exactly is it that I do?" Gokuu asked.

"Follow the Snake Way road,

"Follow the Snake Way road,

"Follow, follow, follow, follow the Snake Way Road," they all sang. Music seemed to come out of nowhere that was light and happy. Suddenly, two arms grabbed either side of Gokuu's body, wrapping around his arms. They pulled him out onto Snake Way and started doing a simple little hop-skip dance with him. Gokuu actually caught on pretty fast.

"You're off to see the Kai,

"The wonderful Kai of the North sector of the galaxy,

"You'll find he is a funny guy,

"If ever a funny guy there was.

"If ever o-ever a good trainer there was

"The Kai of the North sector of the Galaxy is one because

"Because, because, because, because, because…

"Because of the wonderful things he does.

"You're of to see the Kai, the Kai of the North sector of the Galaxy!" they sang, then let go of Gokuu.

He merrily danced down Snake Way, singing the lovely little ditty. He never really stopped to question if this was odd, it all seemed rather natural.

Fortuna: Hehe… this was one of the most painful songs to write. I had to listen to the track about eight times before making sure it all worked. You can all sing this song now whenever you watch "The Wizard of Oz" or any DBZ episode where Gokuu's on Snake Way.

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