ACT 4: FREEZA'S MELODY
DISCLAIMER: I in no way whatsoever own DBZ or "West Side Story." Please, don't sue me.
Fortuna: Sorry it took so long! This picks up right after Vegeta's Song. Just to pull you back to that.
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Freeza stormed out of the cafeteria. "Stupid monkey!" he growled, tail thrashing behind him. He walked back into his quarters where Zarbon and Dodoria were waiting to start the meeting. Zarbon was busy looking over notes, and Dodoria was picking his nose.
"Ready to start, Lord Freeza?" Zarbon asked, looking up, and whapping Dodoria over the head all in one motion.
Freeza let out a long sigh as he fell into a chair. "No, I don't really want to right now. I just saw that spiky-haired monkey moron singing and dancing with the crew."
"Oh my. I'm terribly sorry Lord," Zarbon said sympathetically.
"Thanks Zarbon. You know how you make me feel when you're reasuuring?"
"How Lord?" (A/N: can you see where this is going?)
"I… I… I feel pretty!
"Oh so pretty and witty and bright!"
"Pretty, sir?" Zarbon skeptically asked.
"Yes, amazingly enough I pity, any war-lord who isn't me tonight!" he sang.
"I feel charming, o so charming!
"It's alarming how charming I fe-e-el!
"I'm so pretty that I hardly can believe I'm real!
"Look at the pretty warrior in that mirror there,
"Who can that attractive guy be?" Freeza sang, as Dodoria and Zarbon looked around for a mirror.
"Such a handsome face,
"Such a cool form,
"Such a good-looking me!" he cried, spreading his arms out wide.
"I feel stunning and entranincing
"Feel like running and dancing for joy," he hop-skipped around the room.
"For I'm the most powerful guy in the universe!!!!" he belted out.
"Have you met our good leader Freeza?
"The craziest war-lord in the Galaxy?" Zarbon and Dodoria asked of each other.
"You'll know 'im the minute you see'im," they sang, pointing at Freeza, who was now dancing about the room.
"He's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.
"He thinks he's in love with himself, he thinks he's in Spain
"He isn't in love, he's merely insane," they softly sang, so he couldn't hear them.
"It must be the heat," Zarbon told Dodoria.
"Or some rare disease," Dodoria suggested.
"Or too much to eat," Zarbon pointed out.
"Or maybe it's fleas!" Dodoria triumphantly cried; Zarbon whacked him over the head again.
"Keep away from him, 'cept for uh… moving on…
"This is not the guy, we knowino
"Powerful and cold, evil and refined, well-bred and mature,
"And out of his mind!" they cried, as Freeza suddenly jumped in front of them wearing huge, tacky sunglasses tha they picked up from some planet.
"Mr. Ruler of the Galaxy, Mr. Ruler of the Galaxy! Speech! Speech!" the two lackies cried, applauding as their leader stood atop a table.
"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
"That this damn ship should give me it's key…!
"A comitee should be organized to honor me!" he cried.
"I feel dizzy!" he started to bend down, then burst back up, spreading his arms wide: "I feel sunny! I feel fizzy and funny and fine!
"I'm so pretty, Miss America should just resign!" he tossed the sunglasses away.
"See the good looking guy in that mirror there?" Freeza asked.
"What mirror where?" Zarbon and Dodoria chorused.
"Who can that attractive guy be?"
"Which?" Zarbon sang.
"What?" Dodoria asked.
"Where?" they chorused
"Whom? … whom?"
"Such a handsome face!" they all sang. Zarbon and Freeza stopped, and looked over at Dodoria.
"What makes you think you're so good-looking?" Zarbon asked. "You know that *I'm* the ladies' man on this ship!" he said with pride.
"I only keep you in my presence because you're strong, not because of your looks!" Freeza told the pink blob, spiky thing.
Dodoria pouted. "But… but…"
"Come on, Zarbon. We can plan *without* Dodoria," Freeza told the only good-looking guy in the room; they went into an adjoining room, leaving Dodoria to his own demises.
"Well, I feel stunning, and entrancing!" Dodoria sang, brightening up.
"Feel like running and dancing for joooooo-!" His singing was stopped short (thank God) by a blast from Zarbon. "Ow…" he whimpered.
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Whew! Talk about your ego! Hope you guys liked it! Hmm… I don't think Zarbon liked Dodoria very much. And now, for some author/story advertising:
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If you want me to go read something of yours, and "advertise" it, I'd be more than happy to! Just tell me in your review! Also, I've been thinking of doing a DBZ Backpacking fic. What do you think? Good idea? Bad idea? Am I trying to do too much at one? (I literally have like 10 stories going, so this'll just add to my list. Hehe…)
DISCLAIMER: I in no way whatsoever own DBZ or "West Side Story." Please, don't sue me.
Fortuna: Sorry it took so long! This picks up right after Vegeta's Song. Just to pull you back to that.
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Freeza stormed out of the cafeteria. "Stupid monkey!" he growled, tail thrashing behind him. He walked back into his quarters where Zarbon and Dodoria were waiting to start the meeting. Zarbon was busy looking over notes, and Dodoria was picking his nose.
"Ready to start, Lord Freeza?" Zarbon asked, looking up, and whapping Dodoria over the head all in one motion.
Freeza let out a long sigh as he fell into a chair. "No, I don't really want to right now. I just saw that spiky-haired monkey moron singing and dancing with the crew."
"Oh my. I'm terribly sorry Lord," Zarbon said sympathetically.
"Thanks Zarbon. You know how you make me feel when you're reasuuring?"
"How Lord?" (A/N: can you see where this is going?)
"I… I… I feel pretty!
"Oh so pretty and witty and bright!"
"Pretty, sir?" Zarbon skeptically asked.
"Yes, amazingly enough I pity, any war-lord who isn't me tonight!" he sang.
"I feel charming, o so charming!
"It's alarming how charming I fe-e-el!
"I'm so pretty that I hardly can believe I'm real!
"Look at the pretty warrior in that mirror there,
"Who can that attractive guy be?" Freeza sang, as Dodoria and Zarbon looked around for a mirror.
"Such a handsome face,
"Such a cool form,
"Such a good-looking me!" he cried, spreading his arms out wide.
"I feel stunning and entranincing
"Feel like running and dancing for joy," he hop-skipped around the room.
"For I'm the most powerful guy in the universe!!!!" he belted out.
"Have you met our good leader Freeza?
"The craziest war-lord in the Galaxy?" Zarbon and Dodoria asked of each other.
"You'll know 'im the minute you see'im," they sang, pointing at Freeza, who was now dancing about the room.
"He's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.
"He thinks he's in love with himself, he thinks he's in Spain
"He isn't in love, he's merely insane," they softly sang, so he couldn't hear them.
"It must be the heat," Zarbon told Dodoria.
"Or some rare disease," Dodoria suggested.
"Or too much to eat," Zarbon pointed out.
"Or maybe it's fleas!" Dodoria triumphantly cried; Zarbon whacked him over the head again.
"Keep away from him, 'cept for uh… moving on…
"This is not the guy, we knowino
"Powerful and cold, evil and refined, well-bred and mature,
"And out of his mind!" they cried, as Freeza suddenly jumped in front of them wearing huge, tacky sunglasses tha they picked up from some planet.
"Mr. Ruler of the Galaxy, Mr. Ruler of the Galaxy! Speech! Speech!" the two lackies cried, applauding as their leader stood atop a table.
"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
"That this damn ship should give me it's key…!
"A comitee should be organized to honor me!" he cried.
"I feel dizzy!" he started to bend down, then burst back up, spreading his arms wide: "I feel sunny! I feel fizzy and funny and fine!
"I'm so pretty, Miss America should just resign!" he tossed the sunglasses away.
"See the good looking guy in that mirror there?" Freeza asked.
"What mirror where?" Zarbon and Dodoria chorused.
"Who can that attractive guy be?"
"Which?" Zarbon sang.
"What?" Dodoria asked.
"Where?" they chorused
"Whom? … whom?"
"Such a handsome face!" they all sang. Zarbon and Freeza stopped, and looked over at Dodoria.
"What makes you think you're so good-looking?" Zarbon asked. "You know that *I'm* the ladies' man on this ship!" he said with pride.
"I only keep you in my presence because you're strong, not because of your looks!" Freeza told the pink blob, spiky thing.
Dodoria pouted. "But… but…"
"Come on, Zarbon. We can plan *without* Dodoria," Freeza told the only good-looking guy in the room; they went into an adjoining room, leaving Dodoria to his own demises.
"Well, I feel stunning, and entrancing!" Dodoria sang, brightening up.
"Feel like running and dancing for joooooo-!" His singing was stopped short (thank God) by a blast from Zarbon. "Ow…" he whimpered.
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Whew! Talk about your ego! Hope you guys liked it! Hmm… I don't think Zarbon liked Dodoria very much. And now, for some author/story advertising:
KiwiDragon: this is a good pal of mine in real life. If you like HP, you'll love her short humor! If you're a Heero/Duo fan, you'll like her yaoi story. And if you like poetry, you'll really like her poem!
SSJSkaterTrunks: this girl has talent! Go read her stuff now! She's also the first person who's read "Unforgettable" so far that's reviewed- but that's not the reason I'm advertising her. She's just plain talented.
Q: If you like songfics, then go read hers! They kick so much ass, it's great. She's also writing about an original DBZ character right now, and it looks like it's gonna be really cool.
Burenda: You will all go over and read her fic now! It's all about Bardock, and Goten, and Trunks, and I don't wanna say anything cuz I'll give it away!
If you want me to go read something of yours, and "advertise" it, I'd be more than happy to! Just tell me in your review! Also, I've been thinking of doing a DBZ Backpacking fic. What do you think? Good idea? Bad idea? Am I trying to do too much at one? (I literally have like 10 stories going, so this'll just add to my list. Hehe…)