ACT 6: THE PARENTS ARGUMENT

DICLAIMER: I in no way whatsoever own DBZ or FAME!.

Feleda: Hello again! Well, here's ACT 6 of the show. I was sitting around my room thinking of songs I could use, when I came upon this one. In the original musical, this is where the homeroom teacher and the dance teacher argue about academic studies vs. dancing for the student Tyrone. Well, in this rendition, Chi-Chi plays the part of Ms. Sherman (the homeroom teacher) and Gokuu is Ms. Bell (the dance teacher.) Once again, they're arguing about Gohan's studies.

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"Gokuu! For the last time, don't *ever* take Gohan out to train with out telling me!" Chi-Chi shrieked.

Gokuu winced, and then replied: "But Chi-Chi! The androids are coming soon, and we all need to be prepared! Maybe you should come train with us too…" he kindly suggested.

"Don't you try to persuade me, buster!" she shot back. "What this world needs are more scholars, not more powerful hooligans!"

Gokuu gasped. True, Chi-Chi had never exactly approved of Gokuu and Gohan going out and fighting all the time, but she had never insulted them. "But, Chi-Chi, don't you know:

"Fighters are special, celestial fools,

"Blessed with a talent for breaking the rules,

"Unfit for confinement in cubical schools," Gokuu spread his arms out wide, then sang the next song softly:

"Fighters are special."

Although this caught Chi-Chi a bit of guard, she quickly retaliated by telling Gokuu:

"Fighters are people, not primitive fools,

"They learn what to do before breaking the rules,

"They know that the brain is the finest of tools," she put a hand on her head. She then leaned in closer, and held her husband's hand.

"Fighters are people."

Gokuu was still a bit mad, and walked away outside. The two then chorused together:

"Whether in sparring or battling or a deadly dance

"They have to be given the chance…."

"To help save the world!" Gokuu sang.

"To develop their minds!" Chi-Chi retorted.

"And be nurtured like plants," they sang.

"Artists are part of the same basic race,

"As everyone else in this same bloody place," Chi-Chi spread her arms out, letting it sink into Gokuu.

"You learn to survive or you fall on your face." She snapped her fingers, and pointed at the ground.

"Fighter or not! Fighter or not!" she yelled, then said. "Gokuu, you know Gohan will never make a living in the fighting arts. We have to prepare him for a *normal* life. What's he gonna do after you beat the Androids?"

"What makes you say that we're gonna beat them?"

"That's not the point; it's getting harder and harder to get into college these days, what's Gohan gonna do if he doesn't make it?"

"He *will* make it!" Gokuu cried.

"This one is different, I tell you,

"This one can fight,

"This one is special, I tell you,

"He has to be given the chance!" Gokuu pleaded.

"He will make it in this world Chi-Chi, he *will*!"

"Fine!" she cried. "I give up! I wish you all the best of luck. But, when the Androids are gone, and Earth is in relatively good peace, he's gonna go to school and learn!"

"Whatever you say," Gokuu said, rolling his eyes and going back inside.

And so, that's how Chi-Chi let Gohan train those three years with little studying.

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*Fortuna is looking over it* Hmm… not exactly what I had in mind, but not half-bad either. Oh well. Review please!