ACT 7: VEGETA AND GOKUU'S DUET
DISCLAIMER: I do not own DBZ or "Annie Get Your Gun."
Feleda: Well, here it is, the greatest cliché of them all: Gokuu and Vegeta singing "Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better.)" Hope I did it up to all of your expectations!
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"Damn it, Kakarot!" Vegeta roared. "Why is it that I can never beat you?!" The two Saiy-jins were busy playing *insert your favorite video game here*.
Gokuu shrugged innocently. "I dunno, Vegeta."
"Bah! Not only are you better at this than me, you seem to be better than me at *everything*!" Vegeta snapped.
Gokuu shrugged innocently, and gave the famous Son grin. "What can I say?
"Anything you can do I can do better
"I can do anything better than you," Gokuu told him.
"No you can't!" Vegeta snapped.
"Yes, I can," Gokuu sung back.
"No you can't," Vegeta reasoned with him.
"Yes I can!"
"No Kakarot! You can't damn it!" Vegeta roared.
"Yes I can, yes I can!" Gokuu smugly sang.
"Anything you can be, I can be greater
"Sooner or later, I'm greater than you!" Vegeta snapped.
"No, you're not Vegeta," Gokuu said, rolling his eyes.
"Yes I am."
"No, you're not"
"Yes I am!"
"No! You're not!"
"Yes I am, yes I am!" Vegeta belted out, jumping onto a table (old habits live on, I guess…)
"No, you're not!"
"Perhaps you'd like to explain that little incident with Android 19, then, ey?" Vegeta smirked.
"You know damn well I was suffering from a heart disease!"
"Excuses, excuses," Vegeta sighed.
"I can shoot a ki beam,
"Faster than silly string," Gokuu told him.
"I can get a wife, who doesn't yell at me
"Everday of my life," Vegeta smugly sang back.
"I can live on bread and cheese!" Gokuu snag proudly.
"And only on that?" Vegeta asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yes!"
"Kakarot?"
"What?"
"I know that you can't do that."
"Aw…!" Gokuu looked disheartened.
"Face it Kakarot, I'm better than you. Any note you can sing I can sing higher," Vegeta told him from atop the table, spreading his arms out.
"I can sing anything higher than you!" Gokuu still had faith in himself.
"No you can't." Vegeta sang a little higher.
"Yes I can." Gokuu took it up a notch as well. (No, I do not watch Emeril.)
"No you can't!" Vegeta ascended the singing scale higher still.
"*Yes I can!*" Gokuu belted out, in a very high pitched voice. A glass shattered, and Vegeta had to cover his ears.
"How do you sing so high?" Vegeta asked. Gokuu shrugged.
"Well, anything you can say, I can say softer."
"I can say anything softer that you!" Gokuu snapped back without a seconds thought.
"No you can't," Vegeta sang softer, sitting down on the table.
"Yes I can," Gokuu sang softly.
"No you can't," Vegeta sang even softer.
"Yes I can," Gokuu tried to go softer.
"No you can't." You could barely hear Vegeta's voice.
"Yes I can…" Gokuu tried to sing softer, then said screw it: "Yes I can!" he yelled.
"I can drink my liquor
"Faster than a flicker," Vegeta smugly sang, letting his feet dangle over the table's edge.
"I can drink it quicker, and get even sicker!" Gokuu protested.
"I wouldn't be surprised," Vegeta mumbled.
"Any note you can hold, I can hold longer," Vegeta told Gokuu.
"I can hold any note longer than you," Gokuu replied.
"No you can't."
"Yes I can."
"No you caan't."
"Yes I caaan't."
"No you caaaan't."
"Yes I caaaaan't."
"No you caaaaaan't!" Vegeta belted out, once for standing atop the table.
Barely taking time to breathe, Gokuu shot back: "Yes IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- can!" he wheezed out the last word.
"For Dende's sake, where do you hold all that air?" Vegeta asked. Gokuu pointed to his head. "Figures…"
"Any attack you can say, I can say faster," Gokuu told Vegeta.
"I can say any technigue faster than you," Vegeta sang back.
"Kaio-ken!" Gokuu snappily sang.
"Big Bang Attack!" Vegeta roared back.
"Instant Transmission!" Gokuu snapped back quickly.
"Super Saiy-jin!" Vegeta gleefully sang.
"Kame! Ha! Me! Haaaaa!" Gokuu finished. (A/N: "Kamehameha" right there is meant to be said one syllable at a time.
"I can do most anything!" Vegeta countered.
"Can you bake a pie?" Gokuu eagerly asked.
"Well, no," Vegeta admitted.
"Neither can I." Gokuu shrugged.
"Any note you can sing, I can sweeter," Vegeta said.
"I can sing any note sweeter than you," Gokuu dragged out the "you."
"No you caa-nnn't" Vegeta sang sweetly
"Yesss I ca-a-a-a-an," Gokuu replied, voice dripping.
"No you can't!" Vegeta replied.
"Yes I can!" Gokuu was hitting the high notes again, causing Vegeta to wince.
"No you caaan't!" This time Vegeta dragged out the word "can't," while trying to sing sweetly.
"Yesssss I cannn," Gokuu replied, inspecting his nails, and leaning against the table.
"No you can't" Vegeta reassured him; standing on the table, he was a little taller than Gokuu.
"Oh, yes I can."
"No you can't, can't, can't can't!" Vegeta stopped singly sweetly; he and Gokuu were leaning in, glaring at each other.
"Yes I can, can, can!" Gokuu growled back.
Then together, they finished:
"Yes I can!" "No you can't!"
"So, Vegeta, how 'bout we go one more round at this game and we'll see who's better?" Gokuu asked.
"You're on Kakarot!"
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Well, tada! What do you think? I thought it came out pretty damn good. Please review!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own DBZ or "Annie Get Your Gun."
Feleda: Well, here it is, the greatest cliché of them all: Gokuu and Vegeta singing "Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better.)" Hope I did it up to all of your expectations!
************************************************************************
"Damn it, Kakarot!" Vegeta roared. "Why is it that I can never beat you?!" The two Saiy-jins were busy playing *insert your favorite video game here*.
Gokuu shrugged innocently. "I dunno, Vegeta."
"Bah! Not only are you better at this than me, you seem to be better than me at *everything*!" Vegeta snapped.
Gokuu shrugged innocently, and gave the famous Son grin. "What can I say?
"Anything you can do I can do better
"I can do anything better than you," Gokuu told him.
"No you can't!" Vegeta snapped.
"Yes, I can," Gokuu sung back.
"No you can't," Vegeta reasoned with him.
"Yes I can!"
"No Kakarot! You can't damn it!" Vegeta roared.
"Yes I can, yes I can!" Gokuu smugly sang.
"Anything you can be, I can be greater
"Sooner or later, I'm greater than you!" Vegeta snapped.
"No, you're not Vegeta," Gokuu said, rolling his eyes.
"Yes I am."
"No, you're not"
"Yes I am!"
"No! You're not!"
"Yes I am, yes I am!" Vegeta belted out, jumping onto a table (old habits live on, I guess…)
"No, you're not!"
"Perhaps you'd like to explain that little incident with Android 19, then, ey?" Vegeta smirked.
"You know damn well I was suffering from a heart disease!"
"Excuses, excuses," Vegeta sighed.
"I can shoot a ki beam,
"Faster than silly string," Gokuu told him.
"I can get a wife, who doesn't yell at me
"Everday of my life," Vegeta smugly sang back.
"I can live on bread and cheese!" Gokuu snag proudly.
"And only on that?" Vegeta asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yes!"
"Kakarot?"
"What?"
"I know that you can't do that."
"Aw…!" Gokuu looked disheartened.
"Face it Kakarot, I'm better than you. Any note you can sing I can sing higher," Vegeta told him from atop the table, spreading his arms out.
"I can sing anything higher than you!" Gokuu still had faith in himself.
"No you can't." Vegeta sang a little higher.
"Yes I can." Gokuu took it up a notch as well. (No, I do not watch Emeril.)
"No you can't!" Vegeta ascended the singing scale higher still.
"*Yes I can!*" Gokuu belted out, in a very high pitched voice. A glass shattered, and Vegeta had to cover his ears.
"How do you sing so high?" Vegeta asked. Gokuu shrugged.
"Well, anything you can say, I can say softer."
"I can say anything softer that you!" Gokuu snapped back without a seconds thought.
"No you can't," Vegeta sang softer, sitting down on the table.
"Yes I can," Gokuu sang softly.
"No you can't," Vegeta sang even softer.
"Yes I can," Gokuu tried to go softer.
"No you can't." You could barely hear Vegeta's voice.
"Yes I can…" Gokuu tried to sing softer, then said screw it: "Yes I can!" he yelled.
"I can drink my liquor
"Faster than a flicker," Vegeta smugly sang, letting his feet dangle over the table's edge.
"I can drink it quicker, and get even sicker!" Gokuu protested.
"I wouldn't be surprised," Vegeta mumbled.
"Any note you can hold, I can hold longer," Vegeta told Gokuu.
"I can hold any note longer than you," Gokuu replied.
"No you can't."
"Yes I can."
"No you caan't."
"Yes I caaan't."
"No you caaaan't."
"Yes I caaaaan't."
"No you caaaaaan't!" Vegeta belted out, once for standing atop the table.
Barely taking time to breathe, Gokuu shot back: "Yes IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- can!" he wheezed out the last word.
"For Dende's sake, where do you hold all that air?" Vegeta asked. Gokuu pointed to his head. "Figures…"
"Any attack you can say, I can say faster," Gokuu told Vegeta.
"I can say any technigue faster than you," Vegeta sang back.
"Kaio-ken!" Gokuu snappily sang.
"Big Bang Attack!" Vegeta roared back.
"Instant Transmission!" Gokuu snapped back quickly.
"Super Saiy-jin!" Vegeta gleefully sang.
"Kame! Ha! Me! Haaaaa!" Gokuu finished. (A/N: "Kamehameha" right there is meant to be said one syllable at a time.
"I can do most anything!" Vegeta countered.
"Can you bake a pie?" Gokuu eagerly asked.
"Well, no," Vegeta admitted.
"Neither can I." Gokuu shrugged.
"Any note you can sing, I can sweeter," Vegeta said.
"I can sing any note sweeter than you," Gokuu dragged out the "you."
"No you caa-nnn't" Vegeta sang sweetly
"Yesss I ca-a-a-a-an," Gokuu replied, voice dripping.
"No you can't!" Vegeta replied.
"Yes I can!" Gokuu was hitting the high notes again, causing Vegeta to wince.
"No you caaan't!" This time Vegeta dragged out the word "can't," while trying to sing sweetly.
"Yesssss I cannn," Gokuu replied, inspecting his nails, and leaning against the table.
"No you can't" Vegeta reassured him; standing on the table, he was a little taller than Gokuu.
"Oh, yes I can."
"No you can't, can't, can't can't!" Vegeta stopped singly sweetly; he and Gokuu were leaning in, glaring at each other.
"Yes I can, can, can!" Gokuu growled back.
Then together, they finished:
"Yes I can!" "No you can't!"
"So, Vegeta, how 'bout we go one more round at this game and we'll see who's better?" Gokuu asked.
"You're on Kakarot!"
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Well, tada! What do you think? I thought it came out pretty damn good. Please review!