CHAPTER #5: MOVIE THEMES
DISCLAIMER: I own mangas 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, and 8 of it, and 3, 6, and 7 of DB, Bardock: Father of Gokuu, and a DBZ gift bag. Other that that, I don't own it. Surprised?
Feleda: *ducks the rotten fruit and ki blasts from people* Ssssssssssoooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Times a million! I just totally felt dead, and at times considered deleting this story! But, I stuck with it, and now I have a couple of chapters for you all! So be happy, damn it!
Cell: How could you forget about us? *sniff* I thought I was one of your favorite characters!
Ginyu: Now look what you did! You made the big green man cry!
Feleda: Which one, Cell or Piccolo? *snickers*
Zarbon: Stop avoiding the subject!
Feleda: All right, all right. On with the games!
Villains: Yay!
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"Our next game is 'Movie Themes', and this is going to be for Ginyu and General Blue, so get your asses down here," Freeza ordered.
Ginyu rolled his eyes, but he and Blue obliged.
"All right, this is how the game works: I'm gonna give you two an activity that you're working on, and you'll start out doing it 'normally', so to speak," Freeza explained. "Then, when I buzz the buzzer like so:"
"Buzz!"
"And yell out a genre, you start acting like you're in that type of a movie. Get it?"
"Got it."
"Good. Audience," he turned around, "suggestions?"
"Indiana Jones!"
"Soap opera!"
"A nature film!" yelled Shao.
"Shut up!" boomed Nappa, bonking the unfortunate fox over the head and knocking him senseless.
"Romance!"
"Disney!"
"Star Wars!"
"Mystery!"
"Info-mercial!"
"OK, that's enough, thanks," Freeza yelled, putting a hand up.
"SailorMoon!" yelled Burter.
"I said that's enough, thanks," Freeza calmly said, aiming over his shoulder, and firing a ki blast at him. "But thanks for the idea anyway. So, you two are working on painting a bridge; Ginyu is the master, and Blue is the apprentice. Go."
"You know, bridge painting isn't the easiest thing in the world," Ginyu said, pantomiming painting.
"I know, but I'm ready for the challenge," Blue said. "After all, you are the greatest bridge builder under the sun."
*Buzz!*
"Indiana Jones!"
"Ah! The bridge! I feel it collapsing!" Blue said.
"Don't worry!" Ginyu said. "Grab my hand, and I'll get us out of here!" he called, then made a whip cracking noise, and "saved them both, just as Freeza buzzed for a new scene.
"Soap opera! And just to make it even better, Spanish!" he called. Blue shot him a death glare.
"Que hora es?" asked Ginyu to Blue.
"No se. Tal vez cinco."
"Tengo ganas de pintar. Y tu?" Ginyu said, grabbing his shoulders.
"No. Tengo ganas de bailar con tu tia." Blue said, looking away, shamefaced.
"Por que?" Ginyu asked, drawing away, shocked. "Me gusta bailar contigo! No te gusta bailar con mi tia! Conmigo!" he roared. *Buzz!*
"That was getting too weird for me," Freeza said. "Let's get back to the bridge, and ditch the dancing- for now at least. Info-mercial!"
"Blue?" Ginyu said, plastering a "charming" smile on his face.
"Yes?"
"Do you know what you need to paint even better then you are now?" Ginyu asked.
"No! Tell me!"
"You need the brand-spanking-new-hardcore-bridge-painter's-brush-2003!" he rattled off.
Blue clapped his hands to his face "Home Alone" style. "Oh my! Tell me more about it!"
"I'd love to. You see, my apprentice, with this brush, you can paint three times faster, so you can get home even faster to your treasured loved ones! Yes, that's right. And it's only starting at the low price of 5 easy payments of $299.99!" he advertised.
"Wow! What an awesome deal!"
*Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!*
The audience was laughing most profoundly at the two's antics. "Well, enough of that game. Ginyu's ugly mug smiling like that was getting a little too much for me," Freeza said.
"Perhaps I can help by smiling?" Zarbon offered, devilishly doing so, and sending some young girls swooning.
"Perhaps later my lov- er, loyal friend," Freeza said.
The contestants snickered.
Freeza cleared his throat. "Moving on, our next game is."
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What will the next game be? Will I ever finish this story? Well, at least I uploaded two chapters at once, right? Right. Hope you enjoyed that one. I just watched the "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Marathon on Fox Family yesterday. Ah, that was great. But, moving on, let's see what the gang is up to next, shall we?
DISCLAIMER: I own mangas 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, and 8 of it, and 3, 6, and 7 of DB, Bardock: Father of Gokuu, and a DBZ gift bag. Other that that, I don't own it. Surprised?
Feleda: *ducks the rotten fruit and ki blasts from people* Ssssssssssoooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Times a million! I just totally felt dead, and at times considered deleting this story! But, I stuck with it, and now I have a couple of chapters for you all! So be happy, damn it!
Cell: How could you forget about us? *sniff* I thought I was one of your favorite characters!
Ginyu: Now look what you did! You made the big green man cry!
Feleda: Which one, Cell or Piccolo? *snickers*
Zarbon: Stop avoiding the subject!
Feleda: All right, all right. On with the games!
Villains: Yay!
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"Our next game is 'Movie Themes', and this is going to be for Ginyu and General Blue, so get your asses down here," Freeza ordered.
Ginyu rolled his eyes, but he and Blue obliged.
"All right, this is how the game works: I'm gonna give you two an activity that you're working on, and you'll start out doing it 'normally', so to speak," Freeza explained. "Then, when I buzz the buzzer like so:"
"Buzz!"
"And yell out a genre, you start acting like you're in that type of a movie. Get it?"
"Got it."
"Good. Audience," he turned around, "suggestions?"
"Indiana Jones!"
"Soap opera!"
"A nature film!" yelled Shao.
"Shut up!" boomed Nappa, bonking the unfortunate fox over the head and knocking him senseless.
"Romance!"
"Disney!"
"Star Wars!"
"Mystery!"
"Info-mercial!"
"OK, that's enough, thanks," Freeza yelled, putting a hand up.
"SailorMoon!" yelled Burter.
"I said that's enough, thanks," Freeza calmly said, aiming over his shoulder, and firing a ki blast at him. "But thanks for the idea anyway. So, you two are working on painting a bridge; Ginyu is the master, and Blue is the apprentice. Go."
"You know, bridge painting isn't the easiest thing in the world," Ginyu said, pantomiming painting.
"I know, but I'm ready for the challenge," Blue said. "After all, you are the greatest bridge builder under the sun."
*Buzz!*
"Indiana Jones!"
"Ah! The bridge! I feel it collapsing!" Blue said.
"Don't worry!" Ginyu said. "Grab my hand, and I'll get us out of here!" he called, then made a whip cracking noise, and "saved them both, just as Freeza buzzed for a new scene.
"Soap opera! And just to make it even better, Spanish!" he called. Blue shot him a death glare.
"Que hora es?" asked Ginyu to Blue.
"No se. Tal vez cinco."
"Tengo ganas de pintar. Y tu?" Ginyu said, grabbing his shoulders.
"No. Tengo ganas de bailar con tu tia." Blue said, looking away, shamefaced.
"Por que?" Ginyu asked, drawing away, shocked. "Me gusta bailar contigo! No te gusta bailar con mi tia! Conmigo!" he roared. *Buzz!*
"That was getting too weird for me," Freeza said. "Let's get back to the bridge, and ditch the dancing- for now at least. Info-mercial!"
"Blue?" Ginyu said, plastering a "charming" smile on his face.
"Yes?"
"Do you know what you need to paint even better then you are now?" Ginyu asked.
"No! Tell me!"
"You need the brand-spanking-new-hardcore-bridge-painter's-brush-2003!" he rattled off.
Blue clapped his hands to his face "Home Alone" style. "Oh my! Tell me more about it!"
"I'd love to. You see, my apprentice, with this brush, you can paint three times faster, so you can get home even faster to your treasured loved ones! Yes, that's right. And it's only starting at the low price of 5 easy payments of $299.99!" he advertised.
"Wow! What an awesome deal!"
*Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!*
The audience was laughing most profoundly at the two's antics. "Well, enough of that game. Ginyu's ugly mug smiling like that was getting a little too much for me," Freeza said.
"Perhaps I can help by smiling?" Zarbon offered, devilishly doing so, and sending some young girls swooning.
"Perhaps later my lov- er, loyal friend," Freeza said.
The contestants snickered.
Freeza cleared his throat. "Moving on, our next game is."
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What will the next game be? Will I ever finish this story? Well, at least I uploaded two chapters at once, right? Right. Hope you enjoyed that one. I just watched the "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Marathon on Fox Family yesterday. Ah, that was great. But, moving on, let's see what the gang is up to next, shall we?