Grr. my internet's not working. So naturally, I'll write another chapter of
Don't Be Discouraged! : ) HP doesn't belong to me.
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**** Don't Be Discouraged! ****
Hogsmade was just as bustling as it ever was. People were running all over the place, buying and selling. Almost like the muggle world, plus the magical factor and that instead of selling gizzards to eat, they were selling gizzards to put in your Pepper-up potion. Which reminded Severus that he needed some.
Lily and James did what Severus thought was the perfect impression of an owl. Next thing he knew they were running off in two separate directions.
Severus wanted to drop his twelve cold cups of coffee. Lily and James Potter running around the wizarding world dressed in old muggle clothing. Not a good thing.
He darted after them as fast as he could without spilling the damned coffee. Lily was sitting at the Magical Animal 4 U shop, looking at a two- week-old kitten. He stalked over to her, reprimanded her about running away from him, and the two set off to find James.
James of course, was at the Quidditch Quality Supplies (A/N it's a chain of stores. and is that right?). He was marveling at the broom "The Aero Dynamic". For whole 2,000 galleons, it could be his. Whatever galleons where, he wanted to find out. And why he wanted a broom, he didn't know. Lily and Severus came over to James and began to bitch at him, telling him never to run off like that again.
Finally, a very tired Severus, a haughty Lily and a downtrodden James left Hogsmade to get on a horseless carriage that was set off to Hogwarts.
They sat in tense full silence.
Severus had to explain how the hell he found Lily and James Potter back from the dead and why their coffee was cold. That didn't bode well. professors without coffee isn't a pretty sight.
Lily was hoping the people would like her. Was her hair looking all right? Was her bow on straight? She hoped she didn't wrinkle her dress from sitting down on that ever-lasting train ride.
James was suddenly in a pissed off mood. How /dare/ they treat him like that? Those little assholes! He suddenly wished he had a gun.
Once they got off the train, Severus was impatient, Lily was looking nervous and James had an evil glint in his eyes.
Lily and James didn't even oogle at the castle, they were so fixated on their thoughts. Severus came up to those wooden doors, and kicked it loudly with his foot. It was probably lunchtime now. The Great Hall would be full of people. Maybe a little shit heard him and told Albus. He hoped so.
Finally, a coffee depraved Minerva McGonagle opened the door.
"SEVERUS!" She squealed. Yes, Minerva was awfully scary when she didn't have her coffee. "Where /is/ my coffee! I had the one with cream!"
"Well, you see-"
"SEVERUS!" Now Hannah Sprout was at the door. "What took you so long?! I have cream and sugar in mine."
"Listen, that isn't the major issue-"
"COFEE!" Arnold Vector bounded to the doorway. "Give me the coffe! Black!"
Finally, what seemed like the whole head table was in the doorway, yelling for their cups of coffee, all eleven of them. Even Rolanda Hooch ordered coffee- cream with a lot of sugar. None of them seemed to realize Lily and James Potter came back from the dead.
Except for Albus, of course. "My, that is surprising." He mused with his eyes twinkling.
The couple gave him a blank stare.
Finally, Severus was rid of his twelve cups of coffee. (A/N Severus threw his away) He had to run for it. They wouldn't like the fact it wasn't hot.
Ah, yes. All eleven of them took a sip, and spitted it right now. A satisfied smirk graced Severus' lips. But then faded when twenty-two eyes glared at him. Two obsidian eyes glared right back.
"Now, now. you must pardon Severus for the cold coffee." Albus walked into the Great Hall with Severus trailing behind him.
Along with Lily and James Potter.
.
The only sound in the hall was the thump of Harry Potter's body falling to the ground in a dead faint.
**** HAHA! Nice family reunion, isn't it? Be a doll and review.
Questions? Comments? FLAMES? colourguard_g4@yahoo.com
For all of you stalkers.
Now, onto the fanfiction! OH, HO HO HO HO!!
**** Don't Be Discouraged! ****
Hogsmade was just as bustling as it ever was. People were running all over the place, buying and selling. Almost like the muggle world, plus the magical factor and that instead of selling gizzards to eat, they were selling gizzards to put in your Pepper-up potion. Which reminded Severus that he needed some.
Lily and James did what Severus thought was the perfect impression of an owl. Next thing he knew they were running off in two separate directions.
Severus wanted to drop his twelve cold cups of coffee. Lily and James Potter running around the wizarding world dressed in old muggle clothing. Not a good thing.
He darted after them as fast as he could without spilling the damned coffee. Lily was sitting at the Magical Animal 4 U shop, looking at a two- week-old kitten. He stalked over to her, reprimanded her about running away from him, and the two set off to find James.
James of course, was at the Quidditch Quality Supplies (A/N it's a chain of stores. and is that right?). He was marveling at the broom "The Aero Dynamic". For whole 2,000 galleons, it could be his. Whatever galleons where, he wanted to find out. And why he wanted a broom, he didn't know. Lily and Severus came over to James and began to bitch at him, telling him never to run off like that again.
Finally, a very tired Severus, a haughty Lily and a downtrodden James left Hogsmade to get on a horseless carriage that was set off to Hogwarts.
They sat in tense full silence.
Severus had to explain how the hell he found Lily and James Potter back from the dead and why their coffee was cold. That didn't bode well. professors without coffee isn't a pretty sight.
Lily was hoping the people would like her. Was her hair looking all right? Was her bow on straight? She hoped she didn't wrinkle her dress from sitting down on that ever-lasting train ride.
James was suddenly in a pissed off mood. How /dare/ they treat him like that? Those little assholes! He suddenly wished he had a gun.
Once they got off the train, Severus was impatient, Lily was looking nervous and James had an evil glint in his eyes.
Lily and James didn't even oogle at the castle, they were so fixated on their thoughts. Severus came up to those wooden doors, and kicked it loudly with his foot. It was probably lunchtime now. The Great Hall would be full of people. Maybe a little shit heard him and told Albus. He hoped so.
Finally, a coffee depraved Minerva McGonagle opened the door.
"SEVERUS!" She squealed. Yes, Minerva was awfully scary when she didn't have her coffee. "Where /is/ my coffee! I had the one with cream!"
"Well, you see-"
"SEVERUS!" Now Hannah Sprout was at the door. "What took you so long?! I have cream and sugar in mine."
"Listen, that isn't the major issue-"
"COFEE!" Arnold Vector bounded to the doorway. "Give me the coffe! Black!"
Finally, what seemed like the whole head table was in the doorway, yelling for their cups of coffee, all eleven of them. Even Rolanda Hooch ordered coffee- cream with a lot of sugar. None of them seemed to realize Lily and James Potter came back from the dead.
Except for Albus, of course. "My, that is surprising." He mused with his eyes twinkling.
The couple gave him a blank stare.
Finally, Severus was rid of his twelve cups of coffee. (A/N Severus threw his away) He had to run for it. They wouldn't like the fact it wasn't hot.
Ah, yes. All eleven of them took a sip, and spitted it right now. A satisfied smirk graced Severus' lips. But then faded when twenty-two eyes glared at him. Two obsidian eyes glared right back.
"Now, now. you must pardon Severus for the cold coffee." Albus walked into the Great Hall with Severus trailing behind him.
Along with Lily and James Potter.
.
The only sound in the hall was the thump of Harry Potter's body falling to the ground in a dead faint.
**** HAHA! Nice family reunion, isn't it? Be a doll and review.