One day the guy from Blues Clues was saying that they were going to make rhythms using rhythm sticks. "We are going to make rhythms using rhythm sticks today." Said the guy.

Then the dog went arf arf. "Arf Arf!"

"Shut up dog." Went the guy. Then the dog shut up.

Then the dog jumped into the painting. "Look. The dog just jumped into that painting!" said the guy. Then the guy did too. "Now I'm jumping in too."

Then the annoying kids said that they saw a clue. "LOOK! A CLUE!" There was a clue on the crab right in front of the guys face.

Then the guy asked where the clue was. "Where is the clue? Will you help me find it?"

"RIGHT THERE, STUPID!" yelled the annoying kids.

Then he saw it and said that he needed to write it in his little book. "I SEE IT! This crab is a clue. I need to draw this in my handy dandy notebook!"

Then the stupid kids went yay. "YAY!"

"First draw a bunch of lines, and you have a crab." Went the guy. "Let's ditch this painting." Then they left the painting.

"LOOK, ANOTHER CLUE!" yelled the annoying kids.

"Where?" Went the guy.

"BEHIND THE DOG, STUPID!" yelled the annoying kids. It was on a cat that the dog just hunted down.

Then the pink dog came over. "Look, the pink dog just came over!" yelled the guy from Blues Clues. "HOLY CRAP! IT'S MAIL TIME!" Then the guy sang his song about mail time. "Here's the mail it never fails it makes me want to wag my tail, when it comes I want a whale, MAIL!" Then the guy got the mail from the stupid mailbox. "Look, it's a letter from our friends (surprise, surprise)" said the guy from Blues Clues. Then after they listened to the kids stories about how they make rhythm using rhythm sticks, they went to look for the third clue.

"LOOK MISTER, IT'S THE THIRD CLUE!" yelled the annoying kids. They were talking about the mouse that the cat hunted down before it was hunted down by the blue dog.

"I ACTUALLY SEE IT!" yelled the guy from blues clues. "We just figured out blues clues! Now we use our minds and take a... forget it." Said the guy. "Let's think, what could the dog want with a crab, a dead cat, and a dead mouse? HMMMM.... Oh well. It has nothing to do with making rhythms with rhythm sticks. I'm ditching. Bye blue dog and pink dog."

The guy from Blue's Clues left and never came back. He was busy getting drunk at a nearby bar. Then the people hired that freak with the orange shirt on.