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PART II
The Journey to the Prancing Pony
"99" the group chorused
"If only there weren't so many fucking twigs" Nina said in discuss
"You would have tripped over the land without twigs.Your cursed"
"No, I'm evil. What do you fucking think?" Nina replied sarcastically
"I knew it. You people that appeared from nowhere are with Sauron" Frodo said accusingly.
"No way, I hate barbeque sauce"
"Sauron, gives a Texan Twang to your ribs. Yee hah" Jaycee said
"And this twang you speak-"
"Damnit, not that shit again" DeeJay said.
"So, don't ya'll have cars or a bus?" Rachel said she was always the nicest of the group even though there really isn't that much competition.
"And these cars you speak of?"
Rachel looks at the group. "Well, we might as well teach these manly looking toddlers something that is useful" Anna proceeds to tell Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin about cars and buses"
"Wow nothing of the sort exists in middle earth" Frodo exclaims amazed.
Everyone stops looking each of them with a look of utter shock and bewilderment.
"Middle fucking Earth?" Gwen said
"What is middle Earth? Is there a top and bottom Earth top and bottom earth to" Jaycee said
"Technically, the middle of the fucking Earth would the be the core, and the core is so hot that no one can live there. Without burning severely. Unless, this is hell, Must be ya'll are here" Nina says casually
"You mean God doesn't negotiate" Dee Jay says bewildered
"What did you expect to do slip him some money?" Gwen says sarcastically
"Well, yeah" Dee Jay says earnestly
"Although the sign that we are in middle earth does not surprise me I was looking for some signs that said 'Leaving Texas entering Idaho"
"Idaho isn't anywhere around Texas" Rachel said
"Well, look who I had for geography"
"Good point" everyone said
"Idaho close to Nebraska I don't know. Who cares?"
"I knew it!!! I knew you all were hoes" Gwen yelled
Everyone looks at Gwen "Idaho the state Gwen" Rachel said
"Oh"
"This state that you speak of"
Nina Trips
"100"
All of a sudden a bunch of black horses come riding through the woods. They are followed by a 16 year old girl with dark brown hair named Karen hanging onto a black horse about to be bucked off.
"Lori, I didn't know you could ride a horse" Jaycee yelled
"I CAN'T" Lori said practically screaming
"Man this middle earth has some good entertainment" Gwen said
"We have to do something about Karen" Rachel yells "Not that I care, but the point is so we have someone to accidentally kill" she says as she looks at Nina.
"So, what are we going to do?" Jaycee says
"Let's through someone useless!" Dee Jay says
"Frodo!" Nina exclaims
"No, someone has to carry the ring"
"Well.anyone can carry a ring. You act as if carrying a ring is hard"
"Well, let's use Sam. he's useless"
"O.k" everyone says except the hobbits.
The next thing you see is one person grabbing one arm, another grabbing the other arm. Someone else grabbing Sam's back foot, and another person grabbing Sam's other foot as they hoist him into the air with him screaming.
"Nice take off" Dee Jay says "Good.Good. Not too high.too high.uh oh.that must have hurt. I wonder if he broke anything"
Karen falls off of the horse the group runs to Karen completely ignoring Sam.
"Lori, How did you get here?"
"I.was.I was.doing.homework.when.when.one.piece.one piece.of paper to rule them all" Lori says as she collapses.
So we leave them in peril, and they still not have reached the prancing pony. Will they ever reach the prancing pony? Will Lori ever finish there homework? Will Nina ever stop tripping over twigs and bramble? Join us next time as we leave our friends in a Journey through my corrupted minds on Lord of the Desks. Thank you
Please review folks. Thanx. -D
PART II
The Journey to the Prancing Pony
"99" the group chorused
"If only there weren't so many fucking twigs" Nina said in discuss
"You would have tripped over the land without twigs.Your cursed"
"No, I'm evil. What do you fucking think?" Nina replied sarcastically
"I knew it. You people that appeared from nowhere are with Sauron" Frodo said accusingly.
"No way, I hate barbeque sauce"
"Sauron, gives a Texan Twang to your ribs. Yee hah" Jaycee said
"And this twang you speak-"
"Damnit, not that shit again" DeeJay said.
"So, don't ya'll have cars or a bus?" Rachel said she was always the nicest of the group even though there really isn't that much competition.
"And these cars you speak of?"
Rachel looks at the group. "Well, we might as well teach these manly looking toddlers something that is useful" Anna proceeds to tell Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin about cars and buses"
"Wow nothing of the sort exists in middle earth" Frodo exclaims amazed.
Everyone stops looking each of them with a look of utter shock and bewilderment.
"Middle fucking Earth?" Gwen said
"What is middle Earth? Is there a top and bottom Earth top and bottom earth to" Jaycee said
"Technically, the middle of the fucking Earth would the be the core, and the core is so hot that no one can live there. Without burning severely. Unless, this is hell, Must be ya'll are here" Nina says casually
"You mean God doesn't negotiate" Dee Jay says bewildered
"What did you expect to do slip him some money?" Gwen says sarcastically
"Well, yeah" Dee Jay says earnestly
"Although the sign that we are in middle earth does not surprise me I was looking for some signs that said 'Leaving Texas entering Idaho"
"Idaho isn't anywhere around Texas" Rachel said
"Well, look who I had for geography"
"Good point" everyone said
"Idaho close to Nebraska I don't know. Who cares?"
"I knew it!!! I knew you all were hoes" Gwen yelled
Everyone looks at Gwen "Idaho the state Gwen" Rachel said
"Oh"
"This state that you speak of"
Nina Trips
"100"
All of a sudden a bunch of black horses come riding through the woods. They are followed by a 16 year old girl with dark brown hair named Karen hanging onto a black horse about to be bucked off.
"Lori, I didn't know you could ride a horse" Jaycee yelled
"I CAN'T" Lori said practically screaming
"Man this middle earth has some good entertainment" Gwen said
"We have to do something about Karen" Rachel yells "Not that I care, but the point is so we have someone to accidentally kill" she says as she looks at Nina.
"So, what are we going to do?" Jaycee says
"Let's through someone useless!" Dee Jay says
"Frodo!" Nina exclaims
"No, someone has to carry the ring"
"Well.anyone can carry a ring. You act as if carrying a ring is hard"
"Well, let's use Sam. he's useless"
"O.k" everyone says except the hobbits.
The next thing you see is one person grabbing one arm, another grabbing the other arm. Someone else grabbing Sam's back foot, and another person grabbing Sam's other foot as they hoist him into the air with him screaming.
"Nice take off" Dee Jay says "Good.Good. Not too high.too high.uh oh.that must have hurt. I wonder if he broke anything"
Karen falls off of the horse the group runs to Karen completely ignoring Sam.
"Lori, How did you get here?"
"I.was.I was.doing.homework.when.when.one.piece.one piece.of paper to rule them all" Lori says as she collapses.
So we leave them in peril, and they still not have reached the prancing pony. Will they ever reach the prancing pony? Will Lori ever finish there homework? Will Nina ever stop tripping over twigs and bramble? Join us next time as we leave our friends in a Journey through my corrupted minds on Lord of the Desks. Thank you
Please review folks. Thanx. -D