A/n: Thank you Happy Bunny for reviewing. We finally make it to the
Prancing Pony.
So, um yeah. Read on
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"We're off to see the wizard the sexy old wizard named Gandolf" DeeJay sang to a Wizard of Oz like melody. To the average bystander this would have seemed perfectly normal. Perhaps even comical, but after hearing it for 7 hours straight non stop it sounded like crap.
"God Damnit women stop singing that damn song"
"Hey.Hey.chill.breathe, come on deep breaths in through your nose and out through your mouth. Come on-"
"Damnit, stuff it up your ass I don't feel like hearing it."
"Come on people we're away from home in a place where they don't card you if you're under 21 going to a strip club. What could be better?"
"Quit it with your damn optimistic psychology crap. We're in middle fucking Earth where the nearest restroom is a hole behind the bush, and you have to fight a squirrel for some leaves to use."
"But, we don't have to worry about recycling. Or the ozone layer, and we can even see the stars. This would be so romantic."
"Ah shit. Who the hell is there to be romantic with?"
"I've got a boyfriend"
"Well, let's see there is Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin"
"Point being who is there to be romantic with."
"I think that I would make a nice husband" Merry said happily
"I think that you need to come up to top Earth, and look at the guys there"
Frodo walks over to Rachel who has been the nicest towards him and his hobbit friends.
"What do you look for in a husband to marry?"
"Well, actually, a guy who doesn't want to screw me first chance he gets"
Frodo looked at her awkwardly as he said"What else?"
"A guy who is sincere, sweet, smart, not an asswhole"
"This asswhole you speak of ?"
"My last boyfriend"
The group approaches the big gate, and the foreman looks down and says to them "What is your business here?" Frodo opens his mouth, but DeeJay speaks before he can
"We are off to see the Wizard the Wonderful Wizard of" a shoe is thrown by Gwen who is in a very sour mood "Ah shit what did you do that for you bitch!!!!" DeeJay jumps on Gwen, and the two start fighting.
Frodo looks up, and stares at the foreman, and says to him "We are hear to meet Gandolph at the prancing pony"
The foreman looks down at the two girls still fighting on the ground, and no one bothering to separate them.
Frodo looks helplessly at Jaycee "Hey, I'm on vacation"
Rachel takes pity on them, and so does Karen as they try to pull the two apart. They do it unsuccessfully, and they stare at Jaycee for help.
"Ok, damnit just this once"
"DeeJay, hurry up!!! Aliens are taking over"
DeeJay pushes Gwen over, and runs out into the forest yelling "And they said I was high. Aliens are coming!!!"
"So, What are we going to do about DeeJay?" Nina said shakily
"Oh, don't worry, she'll come back"
The foreman looks at them, and says we're not letting you guys in.
"Ah, damnit, I was just being polite, and letting you think that you would stop us from entering" Jaycee grabs the door handles, and yells "Open the Goddamn door", as she pulls open the handles, and the foreman falls when the door swings open.
"Oh my God!!!! Gift shop!!!" Rachel yells as she sees a store entitled 'Trapped inside some stupid middle earth. So, I might as well scam these damn idiots gift shop'
They ran inside to see that the gift shop wall was decorated with nothing, but shirts, and dresses.
"Look at this shirt!!!" Gwen yells as she holds it up "The short people hold the ring". They all left the gift shop with a shirt with a dress so they could look like they belonged, a ring that was on a golden chain, and a shirt. They even switched out there money.
Frodo looked at Gwen, and said "You look beautiful" Gwen looked at Frodo, and for the first time she said something civil and nice to Frodo without cussing.
"Thank you. So do you"
As they walked Sam walked helplessly behind because he wanted to marry Gwen to.
~.~ A/n: So, they finally made it to the Prancing Pony. Two men wanting Gwen's heart, Frodo or Sam. And, DeeJay still running in the woods yelling like a maniac.Join us next Time for Lord of the Desks The Fellowship of the Desks
~.~
"We're off to see the wizard the sexy old wizard named Gandolf" DeeJay sang to a Wizard of Oz like melody. To the average bystander this would have seemed perfectly normal. Perhaps even comical, but after hearing it for 7 hours straight non stop it sounded like crap.
"God Damnit women stop singing that damn song"
"Hey.Hey.chill.breathe, come on deep breaths in through your nose and out through your mouth. Come on-"
"Damnit, stuff it up your ass I don't feel like hearing it."
"Come on people we're away from home in a place where they don't card you if you're under 21 going to a strip club. What could be better?"
"Quit it with your damn optimistic psychology crap. We're in middle fucking Earth where the nearest restroom is a hole behind the bush, and you have to fight a squirrel for some leaves to use."
"But, we don't have to worry about recycling. Or the ozone layer, and we can even see the stars. This would be so romantic."
"Ah shit. Who the hell is there to be romantic with?"
"I've got a boyfriend"
"Well, let's see there is Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin"
"Point being who is there to be romantic with."
"I think that I would make a nice husband" Merry said happily
"I think that you need to come up to top Earth, and look at the guys there"
Frodo walks over to Rachel who has been the nicest towards him and his hobbit friends.
"What do you look for in a husband to marry?"
"Well, actually, a guy who doesn't want to screw me first chance he gets"
Frodo looked at her awkwardly as he said"What else?"
"A guy who is sincere, sweet, smart, not an asswhole"
"This asswhole you speak of ?"
"My last boyfriend"
The group approaches the big gate, and the foreman looks down and says to them "What is your business here?" Frodo opens his mouth, but DeeJay speaks before he can
"We are off to see the Wizard the Wonderful Wizard of" a shoe is thrown by Gwen who is in a very sour mood "Ah shit what did you do that for you bitch!!!!" DeeJay jumps on Gwen, and the two start fighting.
Frodo looks up, and stares at the foreman, and says to him "We are hear to meet Gandolph at the prancing pony"
The foreman looks down at the two girls still fighting on the ground, and no one bothering to separate them.
Frodo looks helplessly at Jaycee "Hey, I'm on vacation"
Rachel takes pity on them, and so does Karen as they try to pull the two apart. They do it unsuccessfully, and they stare at Jaycee for help.
"Ok, damnit just this once"
"DeeJay, hurry up!!! Aliens are taking over"
DeeJay pushes Gwen over, and runs out into the forest yelling "And they said I was high. Aliens are coming!!!"
"So, What are we going to do about DeeJay?" Nina said shakily
"Oh, don't worry, she'll come back"
The foreman looks at them, and says we're not letting you guys in.
"Ah, damnit, I was just being polite, and letting you think that you would stop us from entering" Jaycee grabs the door handles, and yells "Open the Goddamn door", as she pulls open the handles, and the foreman falls when the door swings open.
"Oh my God!!!! Gift shop!!!" Rachel yells as she sees a store entitled 'Trapped inside some stupid middle earth. So, I might as well scam these damn idiots gift shop'
They ran inside to see that the gift shop wall was decorated with nothing, but shirts, and dresses.
"Look at this shirt!!!" Gwen yells as she holds it up "The short people hold the ring". They all left the gift shop with a shirt with a dress so they could look like they belonged, a ring that was on a golden chain, and a shirt. They even switched out there money.
Frodo looked at Gwen, and said "You look beautiful" Gwen looked at Frodo, and for the first time she said something civil and nice to Frodo without cussing.
"Thank you. So do you"
As they walked Sam walked helplessly behind because he wanted to marry Gwen to.
~.~ A/n: So, they finally made it to the Prancing Pony. Two men wanting Gwen's heart, Frodo or Sam. And, DeeJay still running in the woods yelling like a maniac.Join us next Time for Lord of the Desks The Fellowship of the Desks