*Music starts*
Harry: I hate you And I'll kill you Voldy, I hate you I will Kill you
No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm dying to kill you.
No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm craving to blast you.
Voldermort: Uh-uh-uh-uh I met this chick and she just moved right up the block from me. Her name was Lily, the finest thing I've ever seen. But oh no no She got a man And a son oh-oh But that's okay, coz I Wait till its dark, sneak into position Just like an evil lord, blast the door open And in no time I blew up James's behind That's for sure, coz I've always been the type to break a happy home But something about baby girl, I couldn't leave alone I said, "Can I also kill that brat, Harry?" She said "Bastard! First you'll have to kill me!"
Harry: No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm dying to kill you.
No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm craving to blast you.
Voldermort: Now she was pissing me off, I didn't say a word Gave her a blast of my wand, went flying like a bird The brat was sucking his thumb, Voldy go for it! Threw up on my feet, that bloody piece of shit! *Looks at Harry* I hate your look, your style and your crappy hair, You think you're lookin' so hot but Cho don't seem to care. Now I'm going out with her And I got special plans to hurt ya, don't you forget it! Now, it ain't easy for you to always save the day, So just piss of and get the hell out of my way! I wish you'd drop already! Coz asshole, you'll never defeat me!
Harry: No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm dying to kill you.
No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm craving to blast you.
*Voldermort winks and points at Harry* Sing it for me H!
Harry: I hate you And I'll kill you Voldy I hate you, I do And it's more that you'll ever know Boy, it's for sure You'll always be a prick Forever more!
Voldermort: East coast I know you're shaking wrong. Down south I know you're bouncing wrong. West coast I know you're walking wrong. (Harry: you'll always be a prick to me) Midwest I see you swinging wrong.
Harry: No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm dying to kill you.
No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm craving to blast you.
Harry/Voldermort: yeah yeah
Voldermort: East coast I know you're shaking wrong. Down south I know you're bouncing wrong. West coast I know you're walking wrong. (Harry: you'll always be a prick to me) Midwest I see you swinging wrong.
East coast I see you jump along Down south I know you prance along West coast I see you crawl along (Harry: you'll always be a prick to me)
Harry: No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm dying to kill you.
No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm craving to blast you.
*Music slowly fades*
A/N: So, did you enjoy it? It is incredible what one can come up with when she stares at the wall for too long. Now, all I ask for my tireless efforts is that you wonderful people send me some delightful reviews. It would be advised that you do not send me anything which mentions anyone from the Harry potter film or Jake. I warn you now, for there will be consequences. If I succeed to be enriched with a sufficient number of reviews, there will most definitely be a sequel, containing another spirit-boosting song. Please be so kind as to review for otherwise I shall be traumatised for the rest of my life and you know you really don't want that! I am just trying to make a difference to this cold world! Think of the children! REVIEW my friends!!! REVIEW!!!!
Harry: I hate you And I'll kill you Voldy, I hate you I will Kill you
No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm dying to kill you.
No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm craving to blast you.
Voldermort: Uh-uh-uh-uh I met this chick and she just moved right up the block from me. Her name was Lily, the finest thing I've ever seen. But oh no no She got a man And a son oh-oh But that's okay, coz I Wait till its dark, sneak into position Just like an evil lord, blast the door open And in no time I blew up James's behind That's for sure, coz I've always been the type to break a happy home But something about baby girl, I couldn't leave alone I said, "Can I also kill that brat, Harry?" She said "Bastard! First you'll have to kill me!"
Harry: No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm dying to kill you.
No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm craving to blast you.
Voldermort: Now she was pissing me off, I didn't say a word Gave her a blast of my wand, went flying like a bird The brat was sucking his thumb, Voldy go for it! Threw up on my feet, that bloody piece of shit! *Looks at Harry* I hate your look, your style and your crappy hair, You think you're lookin' so hot but Cho don't seem to care. Now I'm going out with her And I got special plans to hurt ya, don't you forget it! Now, it ain't easy for you to always save the day, So just piss of and get the hell out of my way! I wish you'd drop already! Coz asshole, you'll never defeat me!
Harry: No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm dying to kill you.
No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm craving to blast you.
*Voldermort winks and points at Harry* Sing it for me H!
Harry: I hate you And I'll kill you Voldy I hate you, I do And it's more that you'll ever know Boy, it's for sure You'll always be a prick Forever more!
Voldermort: East coast I know you're shaking wrong. Down south I know you're bouncing wrong. West coast I know you're walking wrong. (Harry: you'll always be a prick to me) Midwest I see you swinging wrong.
Harry: No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm dying to kill you.
No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm craving to blast you.
Harry/Voldermort: yeah yeah
Voldermort: East coast I know you're shaking wrong. Down south I know you're bouncing wrong. West coast I know you're walking wrong. (Harry: you'll always be a prick to me) Midwest I see you swinging wrong.
East coast I see you jump along Down south I know you prance along West coast I see you crawl along (Harry: you'll always be a prick to me)
Harry: No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm dying to kill you.
No matter what I do All I bitch about is you Even when I'm in the loo Boy, you know I'm craving to blast you.
*Music slowly fades*
A/N: So, did you enjoy it? It is incredible what one can come up with when she stares at the wall for too long. Now, all I ask for my tireless efforts is that you wonderful people send me some delightful reviews. It would be advised that you do not send me anything which mentions anyone from the Harry potter film or Jake. I warn you now, for there will be consequences. If I succeed to be enriched with a sufficient number of reviews, there will most definitely be a sequel, containing another spirit-boosting song. Please be so kind as to review for otherwise I shall be traumatised for the rest of my life and you know you really don't want that! I am just trying to make a difference to this cold world! Think of the children! REVIEW my friends!!! REVIEW!!!!