Chapter Three; Giant Troll Doll, Dorkness Gone Wild and Chasing a Pink Sheep...
By Aimi Komori
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Bonnie happily hummed about her room, she felt pleased with her first day as a teacher.
"Professor!" Growled someone as they slammed the door to her tower room.
She turned around in her seat, a desk near the huge window, "Professor Snape, I still suggest you go see Poppy about getting that stick out of your butt."
"I shall pretend I didn't hear that, Bonnie," He said sharply. "A Dorkness!?" He screamed, "A Dorkness!?"
Bonnie stood up and nodded, "Yeah, so? Oh, I know! You can't have one 'cause they'll freak around you!" She stuck her tongue out at him.
Snape's face turned twisted and ugly, and very red, "How dare you!"
"How dare you come storming in here about my Dorkness class......deatheater."
Now his nostrils were flaring and Bonnie quickly raced out of the room when she saw he's wand was out. "NOOOOOoooooo...."
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Minerva was grading quiz papers when Bonnie came running into the room, and hiding under a desk like a scared little child, "What did you do now, Bonnie?"
Bonnie blinked and tears appeared. "Nothing......" She sobbed into her right sleeve of her white robes. "Ssssss....Servus was being mean to meeeeeee...." She went on crying and babbling for about a good hour.
"And he gave me such a mean look!!!" She was now sobbing in Minerva's robe, "He needs to be grounded....."
By then the kind and understanding Aunt McGonagall had gone to, enraged Professor McGonagall, "My lord, Bonnie! You didn't bother asking him why he was so upset and to top it all off, you called him something that he is trying to forget!!"
Bonnie blinked and fell backwards, hard on her bum. "Buuuuut, he was going to say something mean, I just know it!!!"
Meanwhile in Albus's office....
"I understand that your highly upset with the Professor, but she's very sensitive," Said Albus as he ate some Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans, "Now what's this about a neon pink sheep?"
Snape paced the office. "I believe, her insanity, Bonnie, has let loose a sheep. Which was made a mess in my classroom!!"
Back in Minerva's Classroom.
Minerva gave her niece a good kick in the bum out of her classroom, "Go tell him your sorry and talk like adults about whatever problems you or he has."
Bonnie blinked and wailed on the floor.
"NOOOOOooooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOOOOOooooo....."
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Bonnie blinked as she saw what look like a neon pink sheep go running out of the Great Hall, being chased by the house elves, "Now I've seen everything--well I have yet to see a GIANT troll dolly with a pretty rainbow hair do...." As soon as she said that, there came the giant troll dolly falling out of the great hall on it's face. "Weird....."
She waved her wand and a long island ice tea was in her hand, she sipped it slowly. "I know just where to put you..." She giggled and waved her wand once more.
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Harry had just gotten back from the Great Hall when he entered the common room.
"HARRY!" Came the yell of Longbottom as he ran down the stairs. "It's gone!! That smelly thing that Professor Bonnie gave you to care for!!!"
They both raced up the stairs, to find indeed, that the Dorkness was gone. O_O There eyes were wide as saucers.
"YAAAHHHOOOOO!" Something from the ceiling fell onto Harry's back. "Get up, cowboy!!!"
Neville blinked and backed away. "Do--dor---do---DORKNESS!"
The Dorkness was clinging to Harry's back wearing a cowboy outfit. "Yeeehaw!!!"
Ron enter the room. "Bloody hell."
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"Snanpeeeeeiiiiieeeeiiiiieeeeee!" Bonnie called sickingly sweetly, outside the potion master's room, "Yahoo? Anybodies here?"
The door flunged open and she caught a whiff of icy air, "What do you want, Defense Against Dark Arts Mistress?"
Her empty glass refilled itself with more long island tea. "I am here to say I am sorry, /potions master/" The last two words came out sarcastically. "Also, what was the dilly-o your complaining about earlier?"
His eyes narrowed. "You haven't a clue to teach a class such as yours."
She sipped her drink. "I have a few, but it seems the voices in my head are on a winter break. So what's wrong with my Dorkness?"
"BAAAAAA!" Something started pulling on the bottom of Bonnie's robe, her eyes widen. "You again!"
Snape turned very red and growled. "I'll get you, you dumb animal!!"
The sheep ran gaily away....
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It had taken the three of them to force the Dorkness back into it's cage.
Ron wipped his forhead and let out a sigh of relief. "That was almost as bad as Cornish Pixies. Oi, does it smell..."
Neville nodded and Harry watched as the crazed creature rolled in its' bedding.
"Who think back in DADA class that thing was that mad!" Exclaimed Neville.
"PARTHAY!!!!!!! Woohoo!!!" Cried the Dorkness as it slammed itself into the cage bars. "Get down! Ya'll are phat! With a p h a t! Let's party homeboys, yos' all can chill in my crib." It cheekily pointed down to it's mess in the cage.
Seamus enter the room and paled. "You all stink!!" He raced out of the room.
Harry sniffed the sleeve of his robe. "He's right..."
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By Aimi Komori
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Bonnie happily hummed about her room, she felt pleased with her first day as a teacher.
"Professor!" Growled someone as they slammed the door to her tower room.
She turned around in her seat, a desk near the huge window, "Professor Snape, I still suggest you go see Poppy about getting that stick out of your butt."
"I shall pretend I didn't hear that, Bonnie," He said sharply. "A Dorkness!?" He screamed, "A Dorkness!?"
Bonnie stood up and nodded, "Yeah, so? Oh, I know! You can't have one 'cause they'll freak around you!" She stuck her tongue out at him.
Snape's face turned twisted and ugly, and very red, "How dare you!"
"How dare you come storming in here about my Dorkness class......deatheater."
Now his nostrils were flaring and Bonnie quickly raced out of the room when she saw he's wand was out. "NOOOOOoooooo...."
~*~
Minerva was grading quiz papers when Bonnie came running into the room, and hiding under a desk like a scared little child, "What did you do now, Bonnie?"
Bonnie blinked and tears appeared. "Nothing......" She sobbed into her right sleeve of her white robes. "Ssssss....Servus was being mean to meeeeeee...." She went on crying and babbling for about a good hour.
"And he gave me such a mean look!!!" She was now sobbing in Minerva's robe, "He needs to be grounded....."
By then the kind and understanding Aunt McGonagall had gone to, enraged Professor McGonagall, "My lord, Bonnie! You didn't bother asking him why he was so upset and to top it all off, you called him something that he is trying to forget!!"
Bonnie blinked and fell backwards, hard on her bum. "Buuuuut, he was going to say something mean, I just know it!!!"
Meanwhile in Albus's office....
"I understand that your highly upset with the Professor, but she's very sensitive," Said Albus as he ate some Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans, "Now what's this about a neon pink sheep?"
Snape paced the office. "I believe, her insanity, Bonnie, has let loose a sheep. Which was made a mess in my classroom!!"
Back in Minerva's Classroom.
Minerva gave her niece a good kick in the bum out of her classroom, "Go tell him your sorry and talk like adults about whatever problems you or he has."
Bonnie blinked and wailed on the floor.
"NOOOOOooooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOOOOOooooo....."
~*~
Bonnie blinked as she saw what look like a neon pink sheep go running out of the Great Hall, being chased by the house elves, "Now I've seen everything--well I have yet to see a GIANT troll dolly with a pretty rainbow hair do...." As soon as she said that, there came the giant troll dolly falling out of the great hall on it's face. "Weird....."
She waved her wand and a long island ice tea was in her hand, she sipped it slowly. "I know just where to put you..." She giggled and waved her wand once more.
~*~
Harry had just gotten back from the Great Hall when he entered the common room.
"HARRY!" Came the yell of Longbottom as he ran down the stairs. "It's gone!! That smelly thing that Professor Bonnie gave you to care for!!!"
They both raced up the stairs, to find indeed, that the Dorkness was gone. O_O There eyes were wide as saucers.
"YAAAHHHOOOOO!" Something from the ceiling fell onto Harry's back. "Get up, cowboy!!!"
Neville blinked and backed away. "Do--dor---do---DORKNESS!"
The Dorkness was clinging to Harry's back wearing a cowboy outfit. "Yeeehaw!!!"
Ron enter the room. "Bloody hell."
~*~
"Snanpeeeeeiiiiieeeeiiiiieeeeee!" Bonnie called sickingly sweetly, outside the potion master's room, "Yahoo? Anybodies here?"
The door flunged open and she caught a whiff of icy air, "What do you want, Defense Against Dark Arts Mistress?"
Her empty glass refilled itself with more long island tea. "I am here to say I am sorry, /potions master/" The last two words came out sarcastically. "Also, what was the dilly-o your complaining about earlier?"
His eyes narrowed. "You haven't a clue to teach a class such as yours."
She sipped her drink. "I have a few, but it seems the voices in my head are on a winter break. So what's wrong with my Dorkness?"
"BAAAAAA!" Something started pulling on the bottom of Bonnie's robe, her eyes widen. "You again!"
Snape turned very red and growled. "I'll get you, you dumb animal!!"
The sheep ran gaily away....
~*~
It had taken the three of them to force the Dorkness back into it's cage.
Ron wipped his forhead and let out a sigh of relief. "That was almost as bad as Cornish Pixies. Oi, does it smell..."
Neville nodded and Harry watched as the crazed creature rolled in its' bedding.
"Who think back in DADA class that thing was that mad!" Exclaimed Neville.
"PARTHAY!!!!!!! Woohoo!!!" Cried the Dorkness as it slammed itself into the cage bars. "Get down! Ya'll are phat! With a p h a t! Let's party homeboys, yos' all can chill in my crib." It cheekily pointed down to it's mess in the cage.
Seamus enter the room and paled. "You all stink!!" He raced out of the room.
Harry sniffed the sleeve of his robe. "He's right..."
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