Isn't Kefka gonna be heading home for the night? Gestahl really wants him out. Why won't Celes come and get him? Kefka's been playing that X-Box too much and Gestahl wants him to leave. Locke may have been responsible for the theft of Kefka's beer case, but no one dares to try to prove it. And Terra still wants to start the war with Albrook, but where have all the soldiers gone? If Kefka doesn't leave soon, Gestahl's gonna have a fucking fit on him and then he'll rip out Kefka's ass, but that won't do anything good because Kefka has infinite asses. All this damn shit with Gestahl and Kefka should be stopped. Locke is too scared to do anything and Celes won't defy the man. Terra has no idea what the hell she's doing and Sephiroth has no idea who the hell Gestahl is. Who won't the Espers die? Aren't they destined to die? Kefka has been kicking the glass tubes, hoping that they'll die. The fuckers just sit there, waiting for someone to help them. What a bunch of gay creatures! If Sephiroth can be here, why can't Golbez also be here? Oh right, Golbez is banned from the area because he kicked Gestahl's ass at golf AND ping-pong. So Eminem was gonna have a concert right here in Vector? Yeah right! Like we're that lucky! However, Locke would love that. Kefka was also yelling something like "muthafuck the police" and Gestahl just yelled "Fuck you, Debbie!". Who the hell is Debbie!? Maybe Debbie try steal my treasure! Wait, Gau doesn't have any treasures. He couldn't afford any of the stuff at Setzer's auction. Oh, yes, Setzer bought the Jidoor auction house finally. And Sabin's having trouble with Level 3-2 of "Hybrid Heaven" for the N64. I believe I am also having trouble with that same level. Oh well, I guess we'll both figure it out... Now, how 'bout that Halo? There's gonna be a Halo 2! Is Perfect Dark Zero comin'? Kefka hopes so. Everyone actually hopes so. Edgar was playing "Monopoly 64" for some reason, probably getting rich on a game when he can't get rich in real life. What is with him and his lack of money now? Where did it all go? He must have spent it in Jidoor at Setzer's auction house. And no one wants to help him until he apologizes for wrecking all those Cafes with his so-called "Tools". Everyone's too chicken.too admit that they have problems with weed down in Maranda. What the hell? The President's here? Oh, I gotta go protect him from Trent Easton now. So long, and good luck.

And why doesn't Gestahl prove to everyone that he's the man for any job that they want him to do? He can handle things better than Kefka! He even built a bar called "Turks Paradise" in honor of Reno and Rude for the time when they protected the Vector Beer Supply. They can't stand to see beer go to waste to a bunch of idiots like those eleven monks that came from Grog Hill! Ramza even stayed to drink the beer until Reno kicked him before he drank it all. I ditched "Aidyn Chronicles" just the Kefka and Ramza did. Ramza says that "Final Fantasy Tactics" is better the "Aidyn Chronicles"! He's coming back for more beer, Reno. He kicked Reno out and bought some more beer. Agrias Oaks got disgusted and went to Magic City Gariland to enlist some Squires. Then Daravon came in a spoke.... no... can't fall asleep... I'll see... the madman... zzz... no Sephiroth... put it down Sephiroth.... not yours... no don't chop off your own... please Sephiroth... don't.... do.... it........ with Aeris.... What!? Oh! Stupid Daravon... What the hell? Rufus is here? I gotta pay my respects! I'll be needing this "Ultima" Materia and Cloud's Ultima Weapon!

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