Weiss in Wonderland!
Rating: PG - 13 now.
Authors: Nanaki-chan and Sohryu Asuka (AKA Resident Bishounen)… collectively, Nanasuka.
Note: This is the third post to an RPG that we thought we'd share. We should be posting the rest as a fic, too… if you want to help write it, join the group. It's at yahoo groups, under the name of Weiss in Wonderland.
Hope to see you there!
Without further ado, ON with the Fic!
Omi arrived at the rather long table where two strange looking ... people?... were just finishing up their song,
"Uhm... hello?" he asked nervously, getting closer. Ten finally caught up with the child that she was going to maim shortly after they were away from the crazies,
"Omi! Holy crap don't do that! How are we supposed to keep you out of trouble if you ke--...uh-oh.." she said, faltering near the end of her sentence. The one that looked much like a rabbit, and
Ten assumed to be the March Hare, hopped up and uhh...sort of hobbled over to them,
"Ah~! Guests!" he kind of squeaked then motioned to some empty chairs, "Sit down, sit down," he said, smiling. Ten grasped Omi's shoulders and slowly started edging away from the table,
"No..that's okay.." she said.
"We really must be going," Nakami confirmed.
"OH, but I insist" said the Mad Hatter, jumping to his feet, "It's so seldom we have guests. Would you care for some tea?" Omi's eyes brightened, much to Nakami's chagrin,
"Tea? I Love tea!" he said. Ten slapped her forehead,
"No.." she said, glaring at Omi's back. Her eyes drifted up the to ceiling of the forest and she shook her fist, but didn't really say anything. She also then refused the chair offered her by the March Hare, and stood beside Omi, "Fine. You can have a cup of tea, but then we're leaving..." she said, lightly poking Omi's upper
arm. The March Hare got a pouty look,
"Stay for more than just one cup! We never have any company!" he said. Ten grumbled. This was turning out beautifully.
"It's not good for a person to be in such a hurry," agreed the Mad Hatter. Omi happily took a seat beside the March Hare. Nakami, also, did not take a seat, and folded her arms disaprovingly. Ten leaned down to whisper to Omi,
"Omi, we really *really* shouldn't stay around these two longer than we really need to. Things get really--" The March Hare thwacked Ten on the temple with a spoon,
"It's not polite to whisper in front of others!" he said, glaring at her. Ten growled and almost punched the little anthro,
"It's not polite to thwack people's temples with spoons, either!" she snapped. The Mad hatter ignored it, and poured Omi a cup of Tea. Omi thanked him, and sipped at it. Ten and the March
Hare remained glaring at each other for a moment, then Ten refused to look at him anymore and crossed her arms disdainfully, cocking her hip to one side. The March Hare poured himself a cup of tea then
addressed Omi,
"So, what part of Wonderland are you from?" he asked. Ten rolled her eyes, tapping her fingers against her arm impatiently.
"Oh, I'm not from Wonderland," Omi told the bunny-boy honestly, "In fact, I've only just arrived."
Meanwhile, the Mad Hatter had occupied himself with a used tea bag and a knife. He was cutting the bag open with said knife. Ten eyed the Mad Hatter warily, then out of habit, began pacing back and forth
impatiently. The March Hare 'threw' a cup at Ten's head,
"Don't pace! It's bad manners!" he snapped. Ten twitched visibly and struggled for a moment to contain herself. When she did, she stuck out her tongue at the March Hare and continued pacing.
"So what's your name then?" the March Hare asked coyly. Nakami leaned against a tree, and tapped her foot. The mad Hatter gave both her and Ten an angry glare, but like Ten, she continued.
"It's Omi," Omi introduced himself, "What's yours?" The March Hare smiled quaintly,
"Everyone calls me the March Hare, but my real name is Nagi," he said, eyeing Omi up. "Crumpet?" he offered, holding up a plate. Ten glowered at Nagi without actually looking at him, then began looking for quick escape routes while pacing. Omi took one happily, and bit into it.
"And what's your friend's name?" he asked once he'd swallowed. The Mad Hatter looked extremely pleased,
"They call me the mad Hatter, but my friends call me Farfarello," he explained, then thought, "Come to think of it, I think Nagi's the only one. Oh well." He continued his dissection of the tea bag, and began to sort through it's innards. Ten shuddered and looked at Omi, then at Nagi, then this Farfarello character, who
was really beginning to frighten her. She swerved in front of Nagi to talk to Omi,
"Seriously, Omi, finish your tea, and let's leave," she said in all seriousness. Omi took a small sip of his tea, and looked up. Nakami was looking very impatient, and Ten was bordering pissed. Omi
was confused,
"Why? What's wrong?" he asked. Nagi and Farfarello seemed to be perfectly fine to him. Ten made a strangled noise of frustration,
"You can't be serious, Omi! What's wrong? Take a look at your surroundings! You're sitting down to tea with a rabbit-anthro who is SO checking you out. There's a guy at the end of the table dissecting a frickin' tea bag, and there's a mouse-anthro humping the butter...which I just noticed now and really wish I hadn't," she
said, then stood up and proceeded to rub her eyes to devoid them of the horrible, horrible image of the mouse humping the brick of butter. The only bit that sunk in was the bit about Nagi checking him out. He looked at Nagi increduously.
"Checking me OUT?!" He half exclaimed, half-asked. Nakami heaved an irritated sigh, and began to massage her temples. Ten growled,
"Omi! Forget about the scary-rabbit anthro checking you out! You're apparently a little ignorant to people's reputations in Wonderland, but the Mad Hatter and the March Hare are both a little crazy and a good thing to AVOID if at all possible. We could have avoided them, but you had to know what they were singing.." she said, going off on a tangent. Nagi smiled,
"You liked our singing??" he exclaimed, suddenly becoming grossly cute and childish. Omi blushed madly, at the checking-out and at the singing,
"Well... Yeah," he admitted. Nakami rolled her eyes,
"For CRYING out LOUD!" she exclaimed. Ten fell over, then stood back up, then glared at the ceiling again,
"This is all your fault!" she said, shaking her fist vehemently at the tree-cover. She noticed the mouse again, then picked it up and hurled it into the underbrush, "GO HUMP SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE DON'T EAT!" she shreiked, then glared at the butter. Nagi smiled coyly and leaned forward,
"Do you sing..?" he asked, his expression becoming flirtatious. Omi was feeling decidedly nervous,
"N-no.. Not really," he said.
"All in favour of dragging the kid out kicking and screaming?" Nakami asked Ten, moving over to her. Ten's eye twitched,
"Ay!" she said, then grabbed Omi, pulled him up over her shoulder, and high-tailed it from the clearing with Nakami in tow. And kicking and screaming Omi went,
"WAIT! LET ME GO! I DIDN'T FINISH MY CRUMPET!" he protested. The Mad Hatter ignored it all, making designs on the tablecloth with the teabag innards. Nagi whined,
"Oh~..." he pouted, "There goes my man-candy.." he said, then returned begrudgingly to his crumpet and cup of tea. Ten growled up at Omi,
"Screw your crumpet boy! My first responsibility is to keep you safe!" she said, then came to a stop very very far away from the Mad Hatter and his acomplice. She put Omi down then, "And what kind of gaurdian would I be if I let you get jumped by Mr. Rabbit, huh?"
she asked, quirking an eyebrow.
"I'd Rather screw Nagi!" Omi shouted before he'd had a chance to think. Once he thought, he came up with another question, "Since when are you my guardians?" he asked, "I thought you were just my
cats."
"Since now," Nakami snapped. Ten sighed disdainfully,
"We've been your gaurdians since forever. It's a cat thing. But since we're in Wonderland someone gave us human forms, I'm assuming sos that we could keep you from getting into shitloads of trouble, much alike to the kinds you could've already gotten into. So just shush and deal," she said, then realised that she was completely lost, "Damn...anyone have a road map or something..?" That was when laughter met their ears, and a myschevious grin met their eyes. The grin was floating in midair, a few metres in front of them. Ten made a pained expression and struggled not to start pouting,
"Guh...why now..?" she said, glaring up at the tree-cover again.
"You are the one asking for directions," said the mouth, in the voice belonging to the Cheshire Cat. His head, and his long, red-orange hair appeared around the grin. Ten shuddered visibly,
"Please...don't just half form. I'd rather see your whole body as opposed to just your head," she said, then realised how wrong that might have sounded, then paused a moment. "As for directions, where are we going to be steered to now?" she asked, quirking an eyebrow. Schuldig complied, and sashayed up to Ten
"It's okay. You don't have to explain. I know you find me attractive," he struck a pose, and then went over to Omi, and ran a finger down his cheek, and neck, "To tell you the truth, so does he." Omi blushed again. "Or is it she?" Now Omi was red for a different reason,
"I'm a HE!" Omi insisted. Ten took Schu's hand away from Omi,
"Don't touch him," she said, giving him a menacing look, then dropped his hand. Nakami went up to Schu, "Look, either do something useful, or piss off," she demanded. Schu looked insulted. Ten cleared her throat and then said, almost begrudgingly,
"Please."
"Anything for a trio of pretty faces," Schu resigned. "About two minutes walk in that direction," he said, pointing, "Lives the caterpillar. But I'd keep the kid away from him, if you disapprove of mind-altering substances. Auf Wiedersehen!" And with that, he disappeared again. Ten growled and put her head in her hands,
"F*cker...that didn't help...at all!" she shouted out at the forest. She was sure he was somewhere laughing at them, but at this point she didn't care. She took Omi's hand and started walking in the direction dear Cheshire had pointed them in. As they got closer, Omi heard more singing. It was a man's voice... the lyrics were just random vowels, but the melody was hypnotic. Was this 'caterpillar' the one singing? He had to know. He charged forward once more.
"Aw God-damn.." said Ten, then took off after Omi.
This chapter has been brought to you by:
~Asuka-chan: "Very merry Unbirthday to you!"
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~N-chan: "The cats...they demand fanart! DEMAND!"
Rating: PG - 13 now.
Authors: Nanaki-chan and Sohryu Asuka (AKA Resident Bishounen)… collectively, Nanasuka.
Note: This is the third post to an RPG that we thought we'd share. We should be posting the rest as a fic, too… if you want to help write it, join the group. It's at yahoo groups, under the name of Weiss in Wonderland.
Hope to see you there!
Without further ado, ON with the Fic!
Omi arrived at the rather long table where two strange looking ... people?... were just finishing up their song,
"Uhm... hello?" he asked nervously, getting closer. Ten finally caught up with the child that she was going to maim shortly after they were away from the crazies,
"Omi! Holy crap don't do that! How are we supposed to keep you out of trouble if you ke--...uh-oh.." she said, faltering near the end of her sentence. The one that looked much like a rabbit, and
Ten assumed to be the March Hare, hopped up and uhh...sort of hobbled over to them,
"Ah~! Guests!" he kind of squeaked then motioned to some empty chairs, "Sit down, sit down," he said, smiling. Ten grasped Omi's shoulders and slowly started edging away from the table,
"No..that's okay.." she said.
"We really must be going," Nakami confirmed.
"OH, but I insist" said the Mad Hatter, jumping to his feet, "It's so seldom we have guests. Would you care for some tea?" Omi's eyes brightened, much to Nakami's chagrin,
"Tea? I Love tea!" he said. Ten slapped her forehead,
"No.." she said, glaring at Omi's back. Her eyes drifted up the to ceiling of the forest and she shook her fist, but didn't really say anything. She also then refused the chair offered her by the March Hare, and stood beside Omi, "Fine. You can have a cup of tea, but then we're leaving..." she said, lightly poking Omi's upper
arm. The March Hare got a pouty look,
"Stay for more than just one cup! We never have any company!" he said. Ten grumbled. This was turning out beautifully.
"It's not good for a person to be in such a hurry," agreed the Mad Hatter. Omi happily took a seat beside the March Hare. Nakami, also, did not take a seat, and folded her arms disaprovingly. Ten leaned down to whisper to Omi,
"Omi, we really *really* shouldn't stay around these two longer than we really need to. Things get really--" The March Hare thwacked Ten on the temple with a spoon,
"It's not polite to whisper in front of others!" he said, glaring at her. Ten growled and almost punched the little anthro,
"It's not polite to thwack people's temples with spoons, either!" she snapped. The Mad hatter ignored it, and poured Omi a cup of Tea. Omi thanked him, and sipped at it. Ten and the March
Hare remained glaring at each other for a moment, then Ten refused to look at him anymore and crossed her arms disdainfully, cocking her hip to one side. The March Hare poured himself a cup of tea then
addressed Omi,
"So, what part of Wonderland are you from?" he asked. Ten rolled her eyes, tapping her fingers against her arm impatiently.
"Oh, I'm not from Wonderland," Omi told the bunny-boy honestly, "In fact, I've only just arrived."
Meanwhile, the Mad Hatter had occupied himself with a used tea bag and a knife. He was cutting the bag open with said knife. Ten eyed the Mad Hatter warily, then out of habit, began pacing back and forth
impatiently. The March Hare 'threw' a cup at Ten's head,
"Don't pace! It's bad manners!" he snapped. Ten twitched visibly and struggled for a moment to contain herself. When she did, she stuck out her tongue at the March Hare and continued pacing.
"So what's your name then?" the March Hare asked coyly. Nakami leaned against a tree, and tapped her foot. The mad Hatter gave both her and Ten an angry glare, but like Ten, she continued.
"It's Omi," Omi introduced himself, "What's yours?" The March Hare smiled quaintly,
"Everyone calls me the March Hare, but my real name is Nagi," he said, eyeing Omi up. "Crumpet?" he offered, holding up a plate. Ten glowered at Nagi without actually looking at him, then began looking for quick escape routes while pacing. Omi took one happily, and bit into it.
"And what's your friend's name?" he asked once he'd swallowed. The Mad Hatter looked extremely pleased,
"They call me the mad Hatter, but my friends call me Farfarello," he explained, then thought, "Come to think of it, I think Nagi's the only one. Oh well." He continued his dissection of the tea bag, and began to sort through it's innards. Ten shuddered and looked at Omi, then at Nagi, then this Farfarello character, who
was really beginning to frighten her. She swerved in front of Nagi to talk to Omi,
"Seriously, Omi, finish your tea, and let's leave," she said in all seriousness. Omi took a small sip of his tea, and looked up. Nakami was looking very impatient, and Ten was bordering pissed. Omi
was confused,
"Why? What's wrong?" he asked. Nagi and Farfarello seemed to be perfectly fine to him. Ten made a strangled noise of frustration,
"You can't be serious, Omi! What's wrong? Take a look at your surroundings! You're sitting down to tea with a rabbit-anthro who is SO checking you out. There's a guy at the end of the table dissecting a frickin' tea bag, and there's a mouse-anthro humping the butter...which I just noticed now and really wish I hadn't," she
said, then stood up and proceeded to rub her eyes to devoid them of the horrible, horrible image of the mouse humping the brick of butter. The only bit that sunk in was the bit about Nagi checking him out. He looked at Nagi increduously.
"Checking me OUT?!" He half exclaimed, half-asked. Nakami heaved an irritated sigh, and began to massage her temples. Ten growled,
"Omi! Forget about the scary-rabbit anthro checking you out! You're apparently a little ignorant to people's reputations in Wonderland, but the Mad Hatter and the March Hare are both a little crazy and a good thing to AVOID if at all possible. We could have avoided them, but you had to know what they were singing.." she said, going off on a tangent. Nagi smiled,
"You liked our singing??" he exclaimed, suddenly becoming grossly cute and childish. Omi blushed madly, at the checking-out and at the singing,
"Well... Yeah," he admitted. Nakami rolled her eyes,
"For CRYING out LOUD!" she exclaimed. Ten fell over, then stood back up, then glared at the ceiling again,
"This is all your fault!" she said, shaking her fist vehemently at the tree-cover. She noticed the mouse again, then picked it up and hurled it into the underbrush, "GO HUMP SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE DON'T EAT!" she shreiked, then glared at the butter. Nagi smiled coyly and leaned forward,
"Do you sing..?" he asked, his expression becoming flirtatious. Omi was feeling decidedly nervous,
"N-no.. Not really," he said.
"All in favour of dragging the kid out kicking and screaming?" Nakami asked Ten, moving over to her. Ten's eye twitched,
"Ay!" she said, then grabbed Omi, pulled him up over her shoulder, and high-tailed it from the clearing with Nakami in tow. And kicking and screaming Omi went,
"WAIT! LET ME GO! I DIDN'T FINISH MY CRUMPET!" he protested. The Mad Hatter ignored it all, making designs on the tablecloth with the teabag innards. Nagi whined,
"Oh~..." he pouted, "There goes my man-candy.." he said, then returned begrudgingly to his crumpet and cup of tea. Ten growled up at Omi,
"Screw your crumpet boy! My first responsibility is to keep you safe!" she said, then came to a stop very very far away from the Mad Hatter and his acomplice. She put Omi down then, "And what kind of gaurdian would I be if I let you get jumped by Mr. Rabbit, huh?"
she asked, quirking an eyebrow.
"I'd Rather screw Nagi!" Omi shouted before he'd had a chance to think. Once he thought, he came up with another question, "Since when are you my guardians?" he asked, "I thought you were just my
cats."
"Since now," Nakami snapped. Ten sighed disdainfully,
"We've been your gaurdians since forever. It's a cat thing. But since we're in Wonderland someone gave us human forms, I'm assuming sos that we could keep you from getting into shitloads of trouble, much alike to the kinds you could've already gotten into. So just shush and deal," she said, then realised that she was completely lost, "Damn...anyone have a road map or something..?" That was when laughter met their ears, and a myschevious grin met their eyes. The grin was floating in midair, a few metres in front of them. Ten made a pained expression and struggled not to start pouting,
"Guh...why now..?" she said, glaring up at the tree-cover again.
"You are the one asking for directions," said the mouth, in the voice belonging to the Cheshire Cat. His head, and his long, red-orange hair appeared around the grin. Ten shuddered visibly,
"Please...don't just half form. I'd rather see your whole body as opposed to just your head," she said, then realised how wrong that might have sounded, then paused a moment. "As for directions, where are we going to be steered to now?" she asked, quirking an eyebrow. Schuldig complied, and sashayed up to Ten
"It's okay. You don't have to explain. I know you find me attractive," he struck a pose, and then went over to Omi, and ran a finger down his cheek, and neck, "To tell you the truth, so does he." Omi blushed again. "Or is it she?" Now Omi was red for a different reason,
"I'm a HE!" Omi insisted. Ten took Schu's hand away from Omi,
"Don't touch him," she said, giving him a menacing look, then dropped his hand. Nakami went up to Schu, "Look, either do something useful, or piss off," she demanded. Schu looked insulted. Ten cleared her throat and then said, almost begrudgingly,
"Please."
"Anything for a trio of pretty faces," Schu resigned. "About two minutes walk in that direction," he said, pointing, "Lives the caterpillar. But I'd keep the kid away from him, if you disapprove of mind-altering substances. Auf Wiedersehen!" And with that, he disappeared again. Ten growled and put her head in her hands,
"F*cker...that didn't help...at all!" she shouted out at the forest. She was sure he was somewhere laughing at them, but at this point she didn't care. She took Omi's hand and started walking in the direction dear Cheshire had pointed them in. As they got closer, Omi heard more singing. It was a man's voice... the lyrics were just random vowels, but the melody was hypnotic. Was this 'caterpillar' the one singing? He had to know. He charged forward once more.
"Aw God-damn.." said Ten, then took off after Omi.
This chapter has been brought to you by:
~Asuka-chan: "Very merry Unbirthday to you!"
&
~N-chan: "The cats...they demand fanart! DEMAND!"