Weiss in Wonderland!
Rating: PG - 13 now.
Authors: Nanaki-chan and Sohryu Asuka (AKA Resident Bishounen)… collectively, Nanasuka.
Note: This is the third post to an RPG that we thought we'd share. We should be posting the rest as a fic, too… if you want to help write it, join the group. It's at yahoogroups, under the name of Weiss in Wonderland
Hope to see you there!
Wait. Before I continue, let me just say that Nanasuka does not in any way condone the use of controlled/illegal substances.
When Omi reached the source of the song, he found a man in a blue suit, with bright-red hair, smoking on a pipe. The smoke was forming the letters he sang, and they were coloured various colours that one doesn't normally associate smoke with. Curious, Omi got closer. Ten, as per usual, finally caught up with the chibi and
before he could get any closer to the guy who was smoking, grabbed his shoulders and dragged him back a few steps,
"Omi! Omi, it's not good to get too close to people like that. After all; do you *know* what he's smoking?" she asked, looking at him in all seriousness.
"Wah!" Omi yelped as he was dragged backwards. He looked up at the two catgirls, "I don't know, but it doesn't look like tobacco to me," he said.
"Of COURSE it isn't tobacco," Nakami said in a disapproving tone. Ten sweatdropped,
"Omi, if that was tobacco, letters wouldn't be forming as he sang them. He's smoking crack, hun. And I don't want you around anyone who's smoking...anything actually. Although cigarettes are preferable to crack," she said, turning Omi about and marching him away from the caterpillar.
"WAIT!" Omi protested, "I just want to ask him a few questions!" Nakami assisted in the marching,
"Look, if he's smoking Crack like he is, I doubt you'd get a straight answer out of him anyway. And besides, as your guardians, we have to keep you away from low-lives like him." It may have been so, but Omi struggled to free himself anyway. Ten grumbled in annoyance,
"Fine. I'll give you five minutes to ask him the questions you want. However, after that five minutes is up regardless of whether or not you've gotten all the answers you want, I'm going to drag you away, kicking and screaming like the girly-bishonen that you are," she said, crossing her arms. "And another thing," she added, "if he offers you anything and you take it, I'll break your fingers. I don't care if I'm your guardian, you'll not be accepting gifts from strangers. Especially that kind. Are we clear?" she asked, staring the chibi straight in the eye.
"Yaay!" was Omi's response, and he ran up to the man's mushroom, and stood right in front of it.
"Who Are You?" The man asked pointedly, looking down at Omi.
"I don't know if I like the kid standing so close to the source of that smoke," Nakami said softly to Ten, her hands on her hips. Ten nodded,
"Agreed," she said, then grabbed Omi's shoulders (again) and forced him to step back a couple feet, "Don't stand so close to the smoke, chibi," she said, giving the caterpillar a sullen look.
"HEY!" Omi protested, "Don't call me chibi!" He took one step forward in defiance, and answered the man's question, "I'm Omi," he said brightly, "Who are you?"
"I am The Caterpillar, and my name is Ran. You may call me Aya," said the man. Ten resisted the urge to thwap Omi across the back of the head and simply brought him back a step,
"Don't do that Omi. I don't want you inhaling any of those fumes," she said, planting herself behind the chibi. Nakami rolled her eyes at the thought,
"Heavens, no. He'll be seeing white rabbits everywhere," she said. Omi ignored them. He was a bit confused at the man's response. His name was Ran but he wanted Omi to call him Aya?. . . . Well, Omi
had heard a teensy little bit of what that 'crack' stuff could do to you, so he just went and called him Aya anyway. Ten's eye twitched at the thought of Omi being that stoned off his bishonen ass,
"Heaven forbid. Because, regardless of the fact that I was his guardian, I would tie him to a tree and gag him until he became sober again," she said, a random thought bubble with stick people running around doing the things she said she would do appearing above her head. She growled and popped the thought bubble, then returned to her state of stoic silence.
"What are You, my dear gender-and-age-nonspecific person?" Aya asked, pointing at Omi with the mouthpiece of his pipe. Omi sweatdropped,
"I'm a 17-year-old boy!" he insisted.
"Yes, you. Who are you?" The caterpillar seemed somewhat paranoid.
"I'm Omi!" Omi insisted. Ten sweatdropped,
"Okay, kiddo! Five minutes," she said, then hoisted Omi up onto her shoulder and began to walk away. It was just as good. The circular reasoning was driving Omi nuts. He would have gone quietly, had the damn sexy White Rabbit not crossed Omi's path,
"THE WHITE RABBIT!" Omi exclaimed, and fought Ten for all he was worth, until he was free. Then he bolted after the rabbit. "Mr. Rabbit! Wait!"
"But I'm LATE!" protested the rabbit, and did not wait.
"Oh no you don't!" Ten said, then scrambled after the chibi and tackled him, pinning his arms behind him, "I've had enough of chasing your white ass all over Wonderland for one day!" she said, her eye twitching involuntarily. Cue the entrance of the Cheshire Cat,
"Ooh, such Kinky Nekojo," he accused from somewhere. Ten rolled her eyes,
"I don't mingle with species," she said, "I stick to my own, thanks," she said, then got up off Omi, and pulled him up as well. She placed her hands on his shoulders to keep him from bolting off anywhere else.
"Good..." said Schu, sounding pleased. "That's more bishounen for me, then." He appeared almost in a flash, all at once in front of Omi. He grabbed his head and forced it to tilt upwards, leaned forward, and kissed Omi, passionately. Ten's eyes nearly bugged out of her head,
"Holy fucking shit!" she shrieked, then yanked Omi back and away from the cat anthro. Almost before Omi was away from the Cheshire, Ten's right leg sprung upward and thwacked the Nekojin
across the face. She leapt backwards and stood defensively in front of Omi,
"I said not to touch him and I meant it," she said, glaring at him venomously. Nakami pulled Omi away from the flying limb,
"Don't worry, Omi. We won't let the dirty old cat touch you." Nakami said, more for Schu than Omi. The Cheshire cat was almost knocked over. Almost, but not quite. Once he had caught his balance,
he smirked again, looking at Omi's reaction to having been kissed,
"Funny, it seems the boy WANTS me to kiss him," he observed. It was true. Omi was stunned, an odd grin on his face. Ten stood up straight and then cocked her hip to one side,
"And I care?" she asked sarcastically, "You can kiss him later, when I'm not watching. As long as I'm a conscious guardian however, I can't allow you to touch him. But hey, if he wants to get molested on his own time, he can. Not my job to keep him intact if I'm not clocking time. I don't get paid enough to protect him from
crazies *and* horny bastards like yourself, so I stick to the crazy. But don't let me catch you trying anything like that again. Because next time, I won't be kicking the head on your shoulders," she said, giving Schu a dire look.
"Oh yeah?" Schuldig asked, thinking he'd found a potential loophole... "When does your shift end, then?"
"When mine starts." Nakami replied, plugging it. Ten nodded curtly,
"Yes. But like I said, when I'm not clocking time, I'm not the one you have to worry about," she said, smirking slightly, "So...what fuckified place are you going to send us to this time?" she addressed Schu while flicking Omi's nose to get that frightening grin off his face. That didn't help him much. Schu could
tell that Nakami was planning on doing something similar if he tried anything on HER watch, too...
"Well..... I can't help but notice that your bishounen is quite taken by the White Rabbit," Schu said, pensively, "His place is right down that way, you know." He pointed in the appropriate direction, and then disappeared, gradually this time. Ten fell over and didn't move for a moment, then stood back up and glared at the Cheshire's disappearing self,
"I hope you get attacked by rabid Hell Hounds!" she said, grumbling. "Of course...send us to the one place that I don't want to go..." she mumbled, then looked at Omi, "You saw where he pointed, ne?" Omi didn't reply. He didn't hear, on account of the fact that he was already barreling down the road. Nakami looked for the kid in the indicated direction, and spotted him.
"Aw, crap," she said. Ten's eye twitched when she noticed little blinkies where Omi had stood mere seconds before. She then looked down the road to find a tiny speck, which was Omi, surrounded by a cloud of dust. A rather large cloud of dust. Ten sighed disdainfully,
"He dies. Really. He really really dies," she said, although without any real feeling, and then shakoom!ed down the road after him, cursing the whole way. Nakami did likewise. Omi had already come across a really nice looking house, complete with white-picket fence, and a carrot patch. It just HAD to be the rabbit's house; it was so PERFECT! Ten finally caught up with the little brat and tackled him, even though he'd come to a stop,
"God I'm going to kill you!" she screamed, "Don't do that! If you do that again I'm going to hog-tie you to a stick so I can cart you around without having to worry about you constantly running off!" and then she got up off him and pulled him up as well. She took a look at the house and tilted her head to the side, "That thing is freakishly familiar," she said, sweatdropping. Omi took the opportunity of Ten getting off of him to hop the fence (no easy task, in that dress), and run up to the front door.
"Mr. Rabbit!~!" he called. Ten grumbled something in a foreign language and then also hopped then fence,
"Omi, I doubt he's home. Even if he is, what do you want from him anyways?" she asked, standing behind him with crossed arms.
"I just want to know if he'll be this busy tonight, and if not, if he'll GET busy with me," Omi called, back, then froze. He wasn't supposed to say that second part out loud! Ten's eyes squinted and she wrinkled her nose as her brow knitted as if she'd just smelled something putrid,
"Omi...as much as I'd love to be your confidant and all, but I really didn't need to hear that. Although I'm pretty sure you didn't initially plan on saying that last bit out loud...try not to do that anymore. Mental images aren't always a pretty thing," she said, then realized how sex-crazed the chibi could possibly be. Omi didn't respond. He was too busy fumbling for the doorknob. He found it, and turned it. The door was open. He darted inside, locking the door after him.
"Mr. Rabbit?" he called into the seemingly empty house. Ten's eyes bugged slightly and she banged on the door,
"Omi! Come out here this instant you little fucker! Not only is it rude to barge into people's houses like that you don't even know what's in there!" she yelled, running through various curses. There didn't seem to be anyone home, but there was a yummy smell not too far away... a COOKIE JAR! Omi couldn't resist: they
were his favorite kind. He had one. Just one. It couldn't hurt, could it? It could. Omi grew exponentially until his head, arms, and legs were sticking out of holes in the house. Not all of them had been there beforehand. Ten retreated from the house when Omi went through his growth spurt. She screamed out of pure anger and struggled not to tear her hair out,
"DAMN IT OMI! Why?! Why must you always not listen! Now what are we going to do? ¡El tonto!" she yelled, then more or less passed out, only without the loss of consciousness. She just kind of laid there on the walk, staring at the sky with glazed eyes as she waited for inspiration to come.
"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to put strange things in your mouth?!?!" Nakami also yelled, shaking a fist up at Omi. Inspiration didn't come, but the White Rabbit did. When he saw what Omi'd done to herself, he freaked,
"MY HOUSE! YOU WRECKED MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!!! GET OUT, YOU MONSTER!!!!!" He shouted up at Omi. Ten scrambled to her feet and bowed,
"Oh my God! I am so so sorry about this whole mess! Uhm...you've mentioned before that you were in a real big hurry. Would you mind telling me where you're heading to?" she asked, tilting her head.
"I need to get to work, at The Queen's Royal Palace!" the rabbit almost snapped, "And this... THING of yours isn't helping!" Ten sweatdropped,
"He's not mine. If he was mine, I'd be dead or mental. If I'm not already," she said, then turned around and yelled up at Omi, "He's in a hurry to get to work! Now get out of his house without breaking it or I'll break you!" and with that she turned about and waited for Omi to fix himself.
"HOW?" Omi shouted back down. Guh...this was getting stupid,
"Eat a carrot or something! I don't know...eat another cookie? NO! Don't do that! Eat a carrot and pray that I don't have to KILL YOU..." she said, eye beginning to twitch involuntarily.
"NO! Not my beautiful carrot patch!" the rabbit protested.
"Do you WANT him stuck in your house like that forever?" Nakami demanded.
"No," said the rabbit sheepishly.
"Then deal. Omi, eat the carrot," she ordered. Omi complied, in fear of his life. Ten crossed her arms and waited for Omi to ingest the carrot. Omi had difficulty swallowing the carrot. It hadn't even been washed! How gross! Once he had managed it, however, he shrunk back to normal size and exited the house. Ten grabbed Omi by the shoulders and shook him a little violently,
"Don't ever do that again! If you do, I'm going to throw you off a bridge into a dry riverbed, jump all over your mangled body with golf shoes, rub salt all into your fresh wounds, then I'm going to dip you in barbeque sauce and throw you in a pit of fire ants, before I finally throw you into a pit of man-eating anacondas do you understand me you inattentive little shit!!" she said, her eye finally ceasing to spasm. Omi looked up at the trio of anthros.
"I'm sorry," he said, tears in his eyes, "Really I am. I won't do it again, I promise."
"Like hell he won't," Nakami muttered under her breath, less than convinced. Ten sighed quietly and hugged the chibi,
"Omi, for all your cuteness and not-listening-to-your-guardians and your mindless blonde stupidity, you're still loved. Just don't piss me off like that again. It hurts people and it gives a migraine like you wouldn't believe," she said, mussing his hair, "So seriously; at least *attempt* to control your curiosity. Please. If not for the sake of your well-being, then for my sanity," she said, emphasizing the sanity part of her sentence. Omi tried desperately to keep himself from crying. He failed, and huggled Ten, reached out, and grabbed Nakami's hand,
"I'm sorry," he said between sobs. "I promise I'll try not to run off anymore." The rabbit checked his watch, and freaked out again,
"LOOK at the TIME! I have to go!"...and with that, he went. Ten's ears twitched and her claws jumped out and lightly grabbed Omi's dress from the back as she kept him locked where he was for the
time being,
"No more chasing the White Rabbit for today..." she growled through her teeth, trying to keep her eye from spasming.
This chapter has been brought to you by:
~Asuka-chan: "Curiouser and Curiouser"
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~N-chan: "¡Danger! A dangerous toy. This toy is being made for the
extreme priority the good looks. The little part which suffocates
when the sharp part which gets hurt is swallowed is contained
generously. Only the person who can take responsibility by itself is
to play." -- Old Engrish
Rating: PG - 13 now.
Authors: Nanaki-chan and Sohryu Asuka (AKA Resident Bishounen)… collectively, Nanasuka.
Note: This is the third post to an RPG that we thought we'd share. We should be posting the rest as a fic, too… if you want to help write it, join the group. It's at yahoogroups, under the name of Weiss in Wonderland
Hope to see you there!
Wait. Before I continue, let me just say that Nanasuka does not in any way condone the use of controlled/illegal substances.
When Omi reached the source of the song, he found a man in a blue suit, with bright-red hair, smoking on a pipe. The smoke was forming the letters he sang, and they were coloured various colours that one doesn't normally associate smoke with. Curious, Omi got closer. Ten, as per usual, finally caught up with the chibi and
before he could get any closer to the guy who was smoking, grabbed his shoulders and dragged him back a few steps,
"Omi! Omi, it's not good to get too close to people like that. After all; do you *know* what he's smoking?" she asked, looking at him in all seriousness.
"Wah!" Omi yelped as he was dragged backwards. He looked up at the two catgirls, "I don't know, but it doesn't look like tobacco to me," he said.
"Of COURSE it isn't tobacco," Nakami said in a disapproving tone. Ten sweatdropped,
"Omi, if that was tobacco, letters wouldn't be forming as he sang them. He's smoking crack, hun. And I don't want you around anyone who's smoking...anything actually. Although cigarettes are preferable to crack," she said, turning Omi about and marching him away from the caterpillar.
"WAIT!" Omi protested, "I just want to ask him a few questions!" Nakami assisted in the marching,
"Look, if he's smoking Crack like he is, I doubt you'd get a straight answer out of him anyway. And besides, as your guardians, we have to keep you away from low-lives like him." It may have been so, but Omi struggled to free himself anyway. Ten grumbled in annoyance,
"Fine. I'll give you five minutes to ask him the questions you want. However, after that five minutes is up regardless of whether or not you've gotten all the answers you want, I'm going to drag you away, kicking and screaming like the girly-bishonen that you are," she said, crossing her arms. "And another thing," she added, "if he offers you anything and you take it, I'll break your fingers. I don't care if I'm your guardian, you'll not be accepting gifts from strangers. Especially that kind. Are we clear?" she asked, staring the chibi straight in the eye.
"Yaay!" was Omi's response, and he ran up to the man's mushroom, and stood right in front of it.
"Who Are You?" The man asked pointedly, looking down at Omi.
"I don't know if I like the kid standing so close to the source of that smoke," Nakami said softly to Ten, her hands on her hips. Ten nodded,
"Agreed," she said, then grabbed Omi's shoulders (again) and forced him to step back a couple feet, "Don't stand so close to the smoke, chibi," she said, giving the caterpillar a sullen look.
"HEY!" Omi protested, "Don't call me chibi!" He took one step forward in defiance, and answered the man's question, "I'm Omi," he said brightly, "Who are you?"
"I am The Caterpillar, and my name is Ran. You may call me Aya," said the man. Ten resisted the urge to thwap Omi across the back of the head and simply brought him back a step,
"Don't do that Omi. I don't want you inhaling any of those fumes," she said, planting herself behind the chibi. Nakami rolled her eyes at the thought,
"Heavens, no. He'll be seeing white rabbits everywhere," she said. Omi ignored them. He was a bit confused at the man's response. His name was Ran but he wanted Omi to call him Aya?. . . . Well, Omi
had heard a teensy little bit of what that 'crack' stuff could do to you, so he just went and called him Aya anyway. Ten's eye twitched at the thought of Omi being that stoned off his bishonen ass,
"Heaven forbid. Because, regardless of the fact that I was his guardian, I would tie him to a tree and gag him until he became sober again," she said, a random thought bubble with stick people running around doing the things she said she would do appearing above her head. She growled and popped the thought bubble, then returned to her state of stoic silence.
"What are You, my dear gender-and-age-nonspecific person?" Aya asked, pointing at Omi with the mouthpiece of his pipe. Omi sweatdropped,
"I'm a 17-year-old boy!" he insisted.
"Yes, you. Who are you?" The caterpillar seemed somewhat paranoid.
"I'm Omi!" Omi insisted. Ten sweatdropped,
"Okay, kiddo! Five minutes," she said, then hoisted Omi up onto her shoulder and began to walk away. It was just as good. The circular reasoning was driving Omi nuts. He would have gone quietly, had the damn sexy White Rabbit not crossed Omi's path,
"THE WHITE RABBIT!" Omi exclaimed, and fought Ten for all he was worth, until he was free. Then he bolted after the rabbit. "Mr. Rabbit! Wait!"
"But I'm LATE!" protested the rabbit, and did not wait.
"Oh no you don't!" Ten said, then scrambled after the chibi and tackled him, pinning his arms behind him, "I've had enough of chasing your white ass all over Wonderland for one day!" she said, her eye twitching involuntarily. Cue the entrance of the Cheshire Cat,
"Ooh, such Kinky Nekojo," he accused from somewhere. Ten rolled her eyes,
"I don't mingle with species," she said, "I stick to my own, thanks," she said, then got up off Omi, and pulled him up as well. She placed her hands on his shoulders to keep him from bolting off anywhere else.
"Good..." said Schu, sounding pleased. "That's more bishounen for me, then." He appeared almost in a flash, all at once in front of Omi. He grabbed his head and forced it to tilt upwards, leaned forward, and kissed Omi, passionately. Ten's eyes nearly bugged out of her head,
"Holy fucking shit!" she shrieked, then yanked Omi back and away from the cat anthro. Almost before Omi was away from the Cheshire, Ten's right leg sprung upward and thwacked the Nekojin
across the face. She leapt backwards and stood defensively in front of Omi,
"I said not to touch him and I meant it," she said, glaring at him venomously. Nakami pulled Omi away from the flying limb,
"Don't worry, Omi. We won't let the dirty old cat touch you." Nakami said, more for Schu than Omi. The Cheshire cat was almost knocked over. Almost, but not quite. Once he had caught his balance,
he smirked again, looking at Omi's reaction to having been kissed,
"Funny, it seems the boy WANTS me to kiss him," he observed. It was true. Omi was stunned, an odd grin on his face. Ten stood up straight and then cocked her hip to one side,
"And I care?" she asked sarcastically, "You can kiss him later, when I'm not watching. As long as I'm a conscious guardian however, I can't allow you to touch him. But hey, if he wants to get molested on his own time, he can. Not my job to keep him intact if I'm not clocking time. I don't get paid enough to protect him from
crazies *and* horny bastards like yourself, so I stick to the crazy. But don't let me catch you trying anything like that again. Because next time, I won't be kicking the head on your shoulders," she said, giving Schu a dire look.
"Oh yeah?" Schuldig asked, thinking he'd found a potential loophole... "When does your shift end, then?"
"When mine starts." Nakami replied, plugging it. Ten nodded curtly,
"Yes. But like I said, when I'm not clocking time, I'm not the one you have to worry about," she said, smirking slightly, "So...what fuckified place are you going to send us to this time?" she addressed Schu while flicking Omi's nose to get that frightening grin off his face. That didn't help him much. Schu could
tell that Nakami was planning on doing something similar if he tried anything on HER watch, too...
"Well..... I can't help but notice that your bishounen is quite taken by the White Rabbit," Schu said, pensively, "His place is right down that way, you know." He pointed in the appropriate direction, and then disappeared, gradually this time. Ten fell over and didn't move for a moment, then stood back up and glared at the Cheshire's disappearing self,
"I hope you get attacked by rabid Hell Hounds!" she said, grumbling. "Of course...send us to the one place that I don't want to go..." she mumbled, then looked at Omi, "You saw where he pointed, ne?" Omi didn't reply. He didn't hear, on account of the fact that he was already barreling down the road. Nakami looked for the kid in the indicated direction, and spotted him.
"Aw, crap," she said. Ten's eye twitched when she noticed little blinkies where Omi had stood mere seconds before. She then looked down the road to find a tiny speck, which was Omi, surrounded by a cloud of dust. A rather large cloud of dust. Ten sighed disdainfully,
"He dies. Really. He really really dies," she said, although without any real feeling, and then shakoom!ed down the road after him, cursing the whole way. Nakami did likewise. Omi had already come across a really nice looking house, complete with white-picket fence, and a carrot patch. It just HAD to be the rabbit's house; it was so PERFECT! Ten finally caught up with the little brat and tackled him, even though he'd come to a stop,
"God I'm going to kill you!" she screamed, "Don't do that! If you do that again I'm going to hog-tie you to a stick so I can cart you around without having to worry about you constantly running off!" and then she got up off him and pulled him up as well. She took a look at the house and tilted her head to the side, "That thing is freakishly familiar," she said, sweatdropping. Omi took the opportunity of Ten getting off of him to hop the fence (no easy task, in that dress), and run up to the front door.
"Mr. Rabbit!~!" he called. Ten grumbled something in a foreign language and then also hopped then fence,
"Omi, I doubt he's home. Even if he is, what do you want from him anyways?" she asked, standing behind him with crossed arms.
"I just want to know if he'll be this busy tonight, and if not, if he'll GET busy with me," Omi called, back, then froze. He wasn't supposed to say that second part out loud! Ten's eyes squinted and she wrinkled her nose as her brow knitted as if she'd just smelled something putrid,
"Omi...as much as I'd love to be your confidant and all, but I really didn't need to hear that. Although I'm pretty sure you didn't initially plan on saying that last bit out loud...try not to do that anymore. Mental images aren't always a pretty thing," she said, then realized how sex-crazed the chibi could possibly be. Omi didn't respond. He was too busy fumbling for the doorknob. He found it, and turned it. The door was open. He darted inside, locking the door after him.
"Mr. Rabbit?" he called into the seemingly empty house. Ten's eyes bugged slightly and she banged on the door,
"Omi! Come out here this instant you little fucker! Not only is it rude to barge into people's houses like that you don't even know what's in there!" she yelled, running through various curses. There didn't seem to be anyone home, but there was a yummy smell not too far away... a COOKIE JAR! Omi couldn't resist: they
were his favorite kind. He had one. Just one. It couldn't hurt, could it? It could. Omi grew exponentially until his head, arms, and legs were sticking out of holes in the house. Not all of them had been there beforehand. Ten retreated from the house when Omi went through his growth spurt. She screamed out of pure anger and struggled not to tear her hair out,
"DAMN IT OMI! Why?! Why must you always not listen! Now what are we going to do? ¡El tonto!" she yelled, then more or less passed out, only without the loss of consciousness. She just kind of laid there on the walk, staring at the sky with glazed eyes as she waited for inspiration to come.
"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to put strange things in your mouth?!?!" Nakami also yelled, shaking a fist up at Omi. Inspiration didn't come, but the White Rabbit did. When he saw what Omi'd done to herself, he freaked,
"MY HOUSE! YOU WRECKED MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!!! GET OUT, YOU MONSTER!!!!!" He shouted up at Omi. Ten scrambled to her feet and bowed,
"Oh my God! I am so so sorry about this whole mess! Uhm...you've mentioned before that you were in a real big hurry. Would you mind telling me where you're heading to?" she asked, tilting her head.
"I need to get to work, at The Queen's Royal Palace!" the rabbit almost snapped, "And this... THING of yours isn't helping!" Ten sweatdropped,
"He's not mine. If he was mine, I'd be dead or mental. If I'm not already," she said, then turned around and yelled up at Omi, "He's in a hurry to get to work! Now get out of his house without breaking it or I'll break you!" and with that she turned about and waited for Omi to fix himself.
"HOW?" Omi shouted back down. Guh...this was getting stupid,
"Eat a carrot or something! I don't know...eat another cookie? NO! Don't do that! Eat a carrot and pray that I don't have to KILL YOU..." she said, eye beginning to twitch involuntarily.
"NO! Not my beautiful carrot patch!" the rabbit protested.
"Do you WANT him stuck in your house like that forever?" Nakami demanded.
"No," said the rabbit sheepishly.
"Then deal. Omi, eat the carrot," she ordered. Omi complied, in fear of his life. Ten crossed her arms and waited for Omi to ingest the carrot. Omi had difficulty swallowing the carrot. It hadn't even been washed! How gross! Once he had managed it, however, he shrunk back to normal size and exited the house. Ten grabbed Omi by the shoulders and shook him a little violently,
"Don't ever do that again! If you do, I'm going to throw you off a bridge into a dry riverbed, jump all over your mangled body with golf shoes, rub salt all into your fresh wounds, then I'm going to dip you in barbeque sauce and throw you in a pit of fire ants, before I finally throw you into a pit of man-eating anacondas do you understand me you inattentive little shit!!" she said, her eye finally ceasing to spasm. Omi looked up at the trio of anthros.
"I'm sorry," he said, tears in his eyes, "Really I am. I won't do it again, I promise."
"Like hell he won't," Nakami muttered under her breath, less than convinced. Ten sighed quietly and hugged the chibi,
"Omi, for all your cuteness and not-listening-to-your-guardians and your mindless blonde stupidity, you're still loved. Just don't piss me off like that again. It hurts people and it gives a migraine like you wouldn't believe," she said, mussing his hair, "So seriously; at least *attempt* to control your curiosity. Please. If not for the sake of your well-being, then for my sanity," she said, emphasizing the sanity part of her sentence. Omi tried desperately to keep himself from crying. He failed, and huggled Ten, reached out, and grabbed Nakami's hand,
"I'm sorry," he said between sobs. "I promise I'll try not to run off anymore." The rabbit checked his watch, and freaked out again,
"LOOK at the TIME! I have to go!"...and with that, he went. Ten's ears twitched and her claws jumped out and lightly grabbed Omi's dress from the back as she kept him locked where he was for the
time being,
"No more chasing the White Rabbit for today..." she growled through her teeth, trying to keep her eye from spasming.
This chapter has been brought to you by:
~Asuka-chan: "Curiouser and Curiouser"
&
~N-chan: "¡Danger! A dangerous toy. This toy is being made for the
extreme priority the good looks. The little part which suffocates
when the sharp part which gets hurt is swallowed is contained
generously. Only the person who can take responsibility by itself is
to play." -- Old Engrish