Weiss in Wonderland!
Rating: PG - 13 now. Authors: Nanaki-chan and Sohryu Asuka (AKA Resident Bishounen). collectively, Nanasuka.
Note: This is the third post to an RPG that we thought we'd share. We should be posting the rest as a fic, too. if you want to help write it, join the group. It's at yahoo groups, under the name of Weiss in Wonderland
Hope to see you there!
Unbeknownst to most, Schuldig took the opportunity of a pause amongst his favorite group of tourists to materialize amongst them. He was lying on the floor, with his face poised to look up Omi's dress. After a moment of pause, Ten finally saw fit to retract her claws and patted Omi on the head, sighing quietly. She didn't feel like speaking at the moment. She'd done that enough in the last chapter. That was when Schuldig made his presence known. He couldn't help it. The sight he saw was just BEGGING to be commented on,
"Hey Omi. Nice thong. You kinky thing, you," he teased. Ten's eye spasmed shut and she quickly leaned to one side to confirm her suspicion,
"GAH!" she screamed, then heaved Omi up onto her shoulder and quickly proceeded to step on Schuldig's head, "Fucking hentai!!" Schuldig managed to get his head out from under Ten's foot none too soon. Ten glared at Schuldig,
"I hate you so much...I'm going rub barbeque sauce all over your testicles and drop you into a pit of man-eating fire ants. No more, you fucker," she said, hissing it at him. Schuldig rolled his eyes,
"Fine. Wander around here forever," he pouted. Ten's left eye twitched and she snarled,
"UGH! I'm not talking to you!" she screamed, then put Omi next to Nakami and turned her back on the Cheshire, her arms crossed. If one was a mind-reader, then one could hear the string of curses in many languages running through her mind at the particular moment. Yay multi-lingual. Schuldig chose to ignore the comment, and began walking away nonchalantly. Nakami held Omi back, lest he run off again. Omi chose to shout at Schu instead,
"WAIT! Where do we go from here!" he purposefully refrained from mentioning the rabbit, since his kitten guardians looked angry. Ten's tail twitched back and forth irritably as she waited to see if Sir Hentai was going to answer. Schuldig kept walking, but did a little turn-thingy as he answered,
"Why should I care? Go wherever you like." Ten growled and turned about,
"No one asked you to care. I want to know how the hell to get out of this God-forsaken acid-trip world and back to my home. I don't know about either of my companions, but I've had it about up to here with this 'Wonderland' shit," she said, indicating a random area on her neck, "Wonderland my ass. More like Massive-Pain-in-the-Assland. The entire purpose of us coming to Wonderland is equal to Omi wanting to snog the White Rabbit. Any direction in which we can find our way home would be a nice start," she finished, crossing her arms again.
"Yes, I double that sentiment" Nakami added. Cue the stereotyped Omi- struggling and protesting. It was all Ten could do not to whap the chibi. Him and his God-forsaken struggling. Schuldig stopped, and leaned against a conveniently located tree. He chuckled.
"You see... the thing is... YOU don't have a way out. There are only the Queen's ways," he explained. Ten quirked an eyebrow,
"Who now?" she asked.
"The Queen," Schuldig said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. Omi's eyes grew wide. He had never met royalty before! Ten glanced down and Omi and managed to keep herself from groaning at the sparkly look Omi had in his eyes now. Back to the pain-in-the-ass cat,
"Yes, Queen. You said Queen. I did in fact hear you. Mind explaining to me who he/she is and where he/she is?" she asked, flicking her wrist, waiting for an explanation.
"Well..." said Schu, and he promptly disappeared, "You could go this way," he materialized in front of a path, then disappeared again. "OR you could go this way," he appeared in front of another path and disappeared, "But I'd recommend the shortcut," he materialized back in front of his tree, and yanked on the nearest branch. All of a sudden, the tree turned into a door, which opened. Ten looked at the door,
"Uh-huh...well, I suppose that's handier than having to walk there, considering we've been running around in perpetual circles all damn day," she said, "Ladies first," she said, nudging Omi forward. Nakami giggled at this, but Omi either didn't hear in his bliss, or ignored it, because he charged through the door like a herd of elephants.
"Gah!" Ten charged in after him, "Stupid child! Reminder to self; get harness for child," she said, then continued the chase. The Queen of Hearts was enjoying a nice game of Croquet when he (she?) noticed a little girl running his (her) way. The girl seemed interesting enough, so the Queen called her over.
"You over there! Girl!" he (she) called. Two words immediately ran through Ten's mind when she saw this "Queen" that had been mentioned. 'Oh' and 'shit' seemed to fit the bill rather nicely. However, before she could grab Omi, he took off towards the Queen. Ten snarled quietly and continued her chase. Omi, for his part, didn't stop until he was in front of the man wearing the (rather large, bouffy, stylish and expensive looking) dress,
"You called?" he asked genkily, "I'm not a girl, but here I am anyway!" Nakami also chased Omi, holding in comments about staying away from strange men in elaborate dresses. Ten finally caught up to Omi and it took nearly all of her willpower not to tackle the little brat and throttle him. She let out a loud noise that was much like a cross between a snarl and scream,
"I'm going to kill you! Not right now, but MAN am I going to kill you!" she said, holding her hands about Omi's neck in a rather threatening manner. The Queen placed himself between The Nekojo and the cross-dressing boy.
"Not if you value your head, miss kitty," he said, crossing his arms. Aside from giving this rather butch Queen a blank look, the only other reaction Ten could give was to glower at Omi rather menacingly, promising him a bit more pain if he ran off like that again...even though the promise was painfully empty. The Queen ignored this, and turned back to Omi.
"I am Brad Crawford, the Queen of Hearts. Tell me, boy, do you play croquet?" he asked. Omi looked up at the Queen with the starry eyes again,
"Well, um... no, but I could learn!" he said hopefully. Ten pouted softly,
"Oh no..." she muttered, burying her face in her hands. Nakami wasn't sure if she was imagining it, but she saw a look in the 'queen's' eyes that she didn't particularly like. She risked glaring at him. Meanwhile, the Queen snapped his fingers and summoned croquet things for Omi. Ten struggled not to maim or kill something within her grasp and merely let out an exasperated sigh, and fell flat on her ass on the ground, mumbling something about God-forsaken lawn sports. Nakami joined Ten, muttering something about what she would do to the she-male Queen if he so much as laid a finger on Omi. Ten sighed, an almost sad tone to it,
"Oh...my life is a sham."
This chapter has been brought to you by:
~Asuka-chan: "But mommy! I don't WANNA study for my exams! ;_;" & ~N-chan: "Oh influenza, how I loathe thee."
Rating: PG - 13 now. Authors: Nanaki-chan and Sohryu Asuka (AKA Resident Bishounen). collectively, Nanasuka.
Note: This is the third post to an RPG that we thought we'd share. We should be posting the rest as a fic, too. if you want to help write it, join the group. It's at yahoo groups, under the name of Weiss in Wonderland
Hope to see you there!
Unbeknownst to most, Schuldig took the opportunity of a pause amongst his favorite group of tourists to materialize amongst them. He was lying on the floor, with his face poised to look up Omi's dress. After a moment of pause, Ten finally saw fit to retract her claws and patted Omi on the head, sighing quietly. She didn't feel like speaking at the moment. She'd done that enough in the last chapter. That was when Schuldig made his presence known. He couldn't help it. The sight he saw was just BEGGING to be commented on,
"Hey Omi. Nice thong. You kinky thing, you," he teased. Ten's eye spasmed shut and she quickly leaned to one side to confirm her suspicion,
"GAH!" she screamed, then heaved Omi up onto her shoulder and quickly proceeded to step on Schuldig's head, "Fucking hentai!!" Schuldig managed to get his head out from under Ten's foot none too soon. Ten glared at Schuldig,
"I hate you so much...I'm going rub barbeque sauce all over your testicles and drop you into a pit of man-eating fire ants. No more, you fucker," she said, hissing it at him. Schuldig rolled his eyes,
"Fine. Wander around here forever," he pouted. Ten's left eye twitched and she snarled,
"UGH! I'm not talking to you!" she screamed, then put Omi next to Nakami and turned her back on the Cheshire, her arms crossed. If one was a mind-reader, then one could hear the string of curses in many languages running through her mind at the particular moment. Yay multi-lingual. Schuldig chose to ignore the comment, and began walking away nonchalantly. Nakami held Omi back, lest he run off again. Omi chose to shout at Schu instead,
"WAIT! Where do we go from here!" he purposefully refrained from mentioning the rabbit, since his kitten guardians looked angry. Ten's tail twitched back and forth irritably as she waited to see if Sir Hentai was going to answer. Schuldig kept walking, but did a little turn-thingy as he answered,
"Why should I care? Go wherever you like." Ten growled and turned about,
"No one asked you to care. I want to know how the hell to get out of this God-forsaken acid-trip world and back to my home. I don't know about either of my companions, but I've had it about up to here with this 'Wonderland' shit," she said, indicating a random area on her neck, "Wonderland my ass. More like Massive-Pain-in-the-Assland. The entire purpose of us coming to Wonderland is equal to Omi wanting to snog the White Rabbit. Any direction in which we can find our way home would be a nice start," she finished, crossing her arms again.
"Yes, I double that sentiment" Nakami added. Cue the stereotyped Omi- struggling and protesting. It was all Ten could do not to whap the chibi. Him and his God-forsaken struggling. Schuldig stopped, and leaned against a conveniently located tree. He chuckled.
"You see... the thing is... YOU don't have a way out. There are only the Queen's ways," he explained. Ten quirked an eyebrow,
"Who now?" she asked.
"The Queen," Schuldig said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. Omi's eyes grew wide. He had never met royalty before! Ten glanced down and Omi and managed to keep herself from groaning at the sparkly look Omi had in his eyes now. Back to the pain-in-the-ass cat,
"Yes, Queen. You said Queen. I did in fact hear you. Mind explaining to me who he/she is and where he/she is?" she asked, flicking her wrist, waiting for an explanation.
"Well..." said Schu, and he promptly disappeared, "You could go this way," he materialized in front of a path, then disappeared again. "OR you could go this way," he appeared in front of another path and disappeared, "But I'd recommend the shortcut," he materialized back in front of his tree, and yanked on the nearest branch. All of a sudden, the tree turned into a door, which opened. Ten looked at the door,
"Uh-huh...well, I suppose that's handier than having to walk there, considering we've been running around in perpetual circles all damn day," she said, "Ladies first," she said, nudging Omi forward. Nakami giggled at this, but Omi either didn't hear in his bliss, or ignored it, because he charged through the door like a herd of elephants.
"Gah!" Ten charged in after him, "Stupid child! Reminder to self; get harness for child," she said, then continued the chase. The Queen of Hearts was enjoying a nice game of Croquet when he (she?) noticed a little girl running his (her) way. The girl seemed interesting enough, so the Queen called her over.
"You over there! Girl!" he (she) called. Two words immediately ran through Ten's mind when she saw this "Queen" that had been mentioned. 'Oh' and 'shit' seemed to fit the bill rather nicely. However, before she could grab Omi, he took off towards the Queen. Ten snarled quietly and continued her chase. Omi, for his part, didn't stop until he was in front of the man wearing the (rather large, bouffy, stylish and expensive looking) dress,
"You called?" he asked genkily, "I'm not a girl, but here I am anyway!" Nakami also chased Omi, holding in comments about staying away from strange men in elaborate dresses. Ten finally caught up to Omi and it took nearly all of her willpower not to tackle the little brat and throttle him. She let out a loud noise that was much like a cross between a snarl and scream,
"I'm going to kill you! Not right now, but MAN am I going to kill you!" she said, holding her hands about Omi's neck in a rather threatening manner. The Queen placed himself between The Nekojo and the cross-dressing boy.
"Not if you value your head, miss kitty," he said, crossing his arms. Aside from giving this rather butch Queen a blank look, the only other reaction Ten could give was to glower at Omi rather menacingly, promising him a bit more pain if he ran off like that again...even though the promise was painfully empty. The Queen ignored this, and turned back to Omi.
"I am Brad Crawford, the Queen of Hearts. Tell me, boy, do you play croquet?" he asked. Omi looked up at the Queen with the starry eyes again,
"Well, um... no, but I could learn!" he said hopefully. Ten pouted softly,
"Oh no..." she muttered, burying her face in her hands. Nakami wasn't sure if she was imagining it, but she saw a look in the 'queen's' eyes that she didn't particularly like. She risked glaring at him. Meanwhile, the Queen snapped his fingers and summoned croquet things for Omi. Ten struggled not to maim or kill something within her grasp and merely let out an exasperated sigh, and fell flat on her ass on the ground, mumbling something about God-forsaken lawn sports. Nakami joined Ten, muttering something about what she would do to the she-male Queen if he so much as laid a finger on Omi. Ten sighed, an almost sad tone to it,
"Oh...my life is a sham."
This chapter has been brought to you by:
~Asuka-chan: "But mommy! I don't WANNA study for my exams! ;_;" & ~N-chan: "Oh influenza, how I loathe thee."