Dizclaimer: The judge dude is mine! (P.S., I forgot to mention what
the judge is in the last story. The judge is a Paratroopa that quit
Bowser's army many years ago to go into law and politics. The Paratroopa,
obviously, is property of Nintendo, but the character in general belongs to
me.) I don't own any of the other characters though.
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Judge: Bowser, please state your side of the case.
Bowser: Yes your honor. First of all, it all started a year ago.
Peach: OBJECTION!
Judge: OVERRULED!
Peach: No! No overruling! Let me fix my hair and I'll leave you alone.
Judge: I WILL THROW THIS MALLET AT YOUR PRETTY FACE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!
Peach: You think I'm pretty? Why, judge…….
Judge: *irritated* If you don't shut those fat lips, I'll shave your head.
Peach: AAH! Not my beautiful hair! Fine! Besides, I have a boyfriend.
Bowser: CAN I GET ON WITH THIS!
Peach: NO! IT STARTED WAY OVER A YEAR AGO!
Bowser: I'LL SHOOT YOU!
Judge: Both of you! Shut up! Order in my court! *throws a rock at Peach*
Bowser: Thank you! Anyways, it started about a year ago. I was busy minding my own business when my alarm went off in my castle. Someone must have been breaking in. I sent all of my troops to go all around my castle to find the intruder. They all got the crap kicked out of them. Everywhere I looked there was a wounded soldier! I thought that I was gonna die!
Peach: ARE YOU INFERRING THAT I DID THAT?!
Judge: ORDER!
Peach: Soooooooorry.
Judge: That's it. Bailiff, you know what to do.
*Bailiff gags Peach*
Peach: *muffled* Mmph mmph mmmmm-mmmm-mmmph!!!!!
Judge: Well, it helps. Continue.
Bowser: ANYWAYS! I saw a pink flash so I decided to chase after it. But me, being the slow hunk of bulk that I am, lost it instantly. Until it appeared behind me and beat me over the head with a frying pan! I awoke in my office chair throne thing and Peach appeared out of nowhere in my main cell! The next thing I know, I'm being whomped by Mario! Peach was just standing there laughing.
Peach: *muffled* mmfmmfmfmffmmmmmmmmmmmf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bowser: I was so hurt by the deception….*starts to cry*
Judge: *sniff* Is that all?
Bowser: Yes, your honor.
Peach: *confused and angry look on her face* MMPHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF?!!!!!!!!!
Judge: You may be seated. Ms. Daisy, please call your first witness to the stand.
Well, that's Bowser's side of the story. Next up is the interrogation part of the case! Don't miss out!
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Judge: Bowser, please state your side of the case.
Bowser: Yes your honor. First of all, it all started a year ago.
Peach: OBJECTION!
Judge: OVERRULED!
Peach: No! No overruling! Let me fix my hair and I'll leave you alone.
Judge: I WILL THROW THIS MALLET AT YOUR PRETTY FACE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!
Peach: You think I'm pretty? Why, judge…….
Judge: *irritated* If you don't shut those fat lips, I'll shave your head.
Peach: AAH! Not my beautiful hair! Fine! Besides, I have a boyfriend.
Bowser: CAN I GET ON WITH THIS!
Peach: NO! IT STARTED WAY OVER A YEAR AGO!
Bowser: I'LL SHOOT YOU!
Judge: Both of you! Shut up! Order in my court! *throws a rock at Peach*
Bowser: Thank you! Anyways, it started about a year ago. I was busy minding my own business when my alarm went off in my castle. Someone must have been breaking in. I sent all of my troops to go all around my castle to find the intruder. They all got the crap kicked out of them. Everywhere I looked there was a wounded soldier! I thought that I was gonna die!
Peach: ARE YOU INFERRING THAT I DID THAT?!
Judge: ORDER!
Peach: Soooooooorry.
Judge: That's it. Bailiff, you know what to do.
*Bailiff gags Peach*
Peach: *muffled* Mmph mmph mmmmm-mmmm-mmmph!!!!!
Judge: Well, it helps. Continue.
Bowser: ANYWAYS! I saw a pink flash so I decided to chase after it. But me, being the slow hunk of bulk that I am, lost it instantly. Until it appeared behind me and beat me over the head with a frying pan! I awoke in my office chair throne thing and Peach appeared out of nowhere in my main cell! The next thing I know, I'm being whomped by Mario! Peach was just standing there laughing.
Peach: *muffled* mmfmmfmfmffmmmmmmmmmmmf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bowser: I was so hurt by the deception….*starts to cry*
Judge: *sniff* Is that all?
Bowser: Yes, your honor.
Peach: *confused and angry look on her face* MMPHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF?!!!!!!!!!
Judge: You may be seated. Ms. Daisy, please call your first witness to the stand.
Well, that's Bowser's side of the story. Next up is the interrogation part of the case! Don't miss out!