Ok, I have learnt from the reviews!!!!!!!!!! I shall make the chapters longer. They really are too short. Any ideas to contribute??

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Sanzo was sitting on the toilet floor reading the newspapers. Goku started banging on the door. "Urusei bakasaru! You wanna break the door?!" " But Sanzo, I WANT IT! I NEED IT!!!!"
"NANI?!" Sanzo yelled with a vein popping out. Suddenly, Hakkai's head popped out from the adjoining door. " Sumimasen! I didn't know you were inside." Sanzo flushed a VERY VERY angry red and for the first time, threw his harisen and a soggy toilet roll at Hakkai. Being the lucky guy he always was, Hakkai managed to close the door in time.
Of course not before smiling his patented "Hakkai smile".
Poor furious Sanzo was left cursing and swearing the air blue. However in the midst of his mad ranting the other door fell flat and broke into pieces. Goku hurriedly stuffed his Nyoibou (correct spelling?) back into his spandex space. Sanzo stared in disbelief as Goku started stripping in front of him. " WHAT THE * BEEPING * TOOT* ARE YOU DOING?!!" "Bathing." Was Goku's nonchalant reply. Sanzo forced himself to turn his head away and stop thinking about Goku ( which was especially hard after getting a glimpse of his muscular tanned body. Getting up in irritation, Sanzo marched out of the toilet, slamming the door hard on his way out.
Along the way out ( he now decided to go outdoors), he banged onto Gojyo and got mud on his robes. Burning with frustration now, our beloved monk simply shoved Gojyo aside. " What was that for you namaguza?!" The annoyingly cute Gojyo screeched. "Maa maa, what happened? Hakkai again popped out from *somewhere *. " Ch." Was all they heard.
" That stupid monk retarded monk punched me for no reason."
"Aw. are you hurt?" Gojyo looked up questioningly at Hakkai who was suddenly very close to him. Hakkai then proceeded to strip him to check for injuries. Gojyo of course was very VERY shocked. " WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?!"
" Woah. Ooops. Sorry to interrupt you." A gruff voice was heard. Hakkai and Gojyo looked in that direction in surprise. " Huh?" They said in unison.