Adventures of Vash the (mini) Stampede: Ep.2 "Bathtime for Chibi-Vash" a
Trigun fic by AngelDragon
Disclaimer: The only parts of this series I own, are the pics I draw of my favorite bishonen. (and of course, the fics I write them into ^_^)
Notes: Hmm, no spoilers, just kawaii reading. And Vashy-kun needs deodorant and the Insurance Girls need tissues. And thanks for the birthday wish Lynda-chan! Trigun goodies were definitely scammed. ^_^ R & R, onegai?
Vash was unhappy. His friends had been avoiding him for some reason, though he couldn't figure out why. He tried to just enjoy his walk, for once an uneventful, peaceful time, but it just wasn't happening. His stomach growled loudly and he patted it, saying, "I know, I know. You're empty,"and sighed. Suddenly he stopped, blinked and stared. Rubbing his eyes, he thoughtAm I really seeing that?
Right on a little plate, in the middle of the park path he'd been walking on, was a very real frosted donut. His eyes lit up, then narrowed, looking to the left and right to make sure no one was watching. Grinning widely, he pounced on the donut, yelling, "Gotcha! You're mine!"
It was all too late that he noticed the net. And the Insurance Girls in the bushes nearby. Donut dangling from his mouth, he had exactly a split second to raise a brow and give a muffled, "Huh?"before they jumped out and yanked on the rope to hoist him up to the tree limb it was over.
"Gotcha! Hah, you're ours now, bristle head!"Meryl crowed an ookami- toothed grin on her face. Milly was helping her secure the rope, then clapped and said, "Good catch, Sempai! I knew the donut plan would work!"
Meryl stood by, hands on hips and confidently stated, "Of course, Milly! He has an abyss for a stomach, after all."
"What's this, a joke?"Vash asked, after practically inhaling his treat. "No joke, but a solution,"Meryl said, pointing at him, accusingly. "You stink! We've been at the hotel for four days and you haven't had even ONE bath yet! Don't you know how to use a bar of soap?!"
Hurt, Vash whined, "So I forgot! If you let me go, I'll go take one now, promise!"He pleaded with his aqua-colored eyes at Milly, knowing the big girl was a softie. She looked at him sympathetically but shook her head at her netted friend.
"Sorry, Vash-san, but Sempai is right. You even wilted the flowers when you walked by them,"she said.
"Besides, we need reassurance that you'll be clean, so we found a willing volunteer to scrub you down,"Meryl told him, with an 'eat that!' look on her face.
"Like who?"Vash asked warily, peeking through the netting. Why do I feel the need to gnaw through this thing and run away? he thought, gulping nervously.
A very smug and smirky Wolfwood appeared from behind the tree Vash was unceremoniously dangling from. He held a scrub brush and a little bucket of bath stuff. Vash groaned as the girls set up a metal washtub and other such things behind the bushes.
"Why me?"Vash asked to the air. "And why you?" "Because right now, I'm the only one willing to touch you or even get within six feet of you, that's why. The girls are too modest, but I'm pretty shameless, so I said 'why not?'Now, this could go one of two ways; easy or hard. It's up to you,"Wolfwood said, chuckling. Vash groaned again, thinkingHe's having WAY too much fun at my expense!
"I don't have a choice, do I?"Vash asked.
"NO!!!"the trio of his friends yelled, the force of their voices making him cringe.
"Okay, I give,"Vash said, resigning himself to his fate. It could be worse, they could be charging admissionhe thought, with a mental giggle.
They let him down and Wolf kept a firm grip on his collar as he led him to the tub. "Alright, now lose the clothes,"the blushing girls heard Wolf bark as they turned away from the bushes. Sounds of rustling and clinking were heard. "Do you HAVE to watch?"came Vash's embarrassed voice.
"Yep, deal with it and get in,"came Wolf's voice. Slight splashing was heard. "Y-E-E-K! This water's cold, couldn't you guys have warmed it a little?!"Vash's now slightly higher and whinier voice asked. "Grow up, Tongari!"came Wolfwood's irked voice and Milly giggled.
Sounds of scrubbing and splashing were heard. "Hey, I can wash THERE myself!!"came Vash's shocked voice. "Sit still, I'm almost done!"Wolfwood barked. "You're gonna rub all the hair off my head!"Vash cried. "Over- actor! Hold your breath!"
A loud sort of dunk-splash was heard, followed by sputtering and coughing. "I warned you!"Wolf said, sounding amused. Now it was both the girls giggling as they sat on the grass outside the bushes. "Stop tryin' to drown me!"Vash yelled. More scrubbing and splashing and sputtering.
"Alright, you're clean. Bodily, anyway." Giggling and a bit more splashing. "NOW who's all wet, Nick?!"Maniacal laughter was heard, accompanied by more spashing, cursing and a final loud splash.
"I WILL get you back for this, you know that, right Tongari?"Wolfwood asked in a slightly dangerous voice.
"I know. It was worth it just for the look on your face!"Vash said. Giggling, muttering and rustling of cloth followed.
"Should we - should we check, Sempai?"Milly asked, worried. Meryl blushed and sweatdropped, saying, "No Milly! It's private!"But after a few seconds of tense waiting, they looked at each other, then turned to part the bushes, faces red and noses threatening to bleed but dying of curiosity. What they saw, though, caused them to bust out laughing after a split second of gaping.
Vash was out of the tub and standing on the grass with damp hair, wearing his black and white, longsleeve pjs. Wolfwood was in the tub, fully clothed and looking like he'd fallen backwards into it. He had soap bubbles all over him and his arms were crossed. He was staring electricity at a happily grinning and oblivious Vash, who waved at the girls.
"Looks like the only thing I'm wilting now, is Nicholas' pride!"Vash said, giggling as he and the girls helped haul the soaked priest up and out.
"Just you wait, Tongari, just you wait!"Wolfwood muttered as the girls struggled to quit laughing.
*OWARI* Well, anyone like it? I'm working on a Legato one now. (and I still think he'd make a creepy chibi.. but in a good way,of course!)Ja, minna & thanks for reading and reviewing!
Disclaimer: The only parts of this series I own, are the pics I draw of my favorite bishonen. (and of course, the fics I write them into ^_^)
Notes: Hmm, no spoilers, just kawaii reading. And Vashy-kun needs deodorant and the Insurance Girls need tissues. And thanks for the birthday wish Lynda-chan! Trigun goodies were definitely scammed. ^_^ R & R, onegai?
Vash was unhappy. His friends had been avoiding him for some reason, though he couldn't figure out why. He tried to just enjoy his walk, for once an uneventful, peaceful time, but it just wasn't happening. His stomach growled loudly and he patted it, saying, "I know, I know. You're empty,"and sighed. Suddenly he stopped, blinked and stared. Rubbing his eyes, he thoughtAm I really seeing that?
Right on a little plate, in the middle of the park path he'd been walking on, was a very real frosted donut. His eyes lit up, then narrowed, looking to the left and right to make sure no one was watching. Grinning widely, he pounced on the donut, yelling, "Gotcha! You're mine!"
It was all too late that he noticed the net. And the Insurance Girls in the bushes nearby. Donut dangling from his mouth, he had exactly a split second to raise a brow and give a muffled, "Huh?"before they jumped out and yanked on the rope to hoist him up to the tree limb it was over.
"Gotcha! Hah, you're ours now, bristle head!"Meryl crowed an ookami- toothed grin on her face. Milly was helping her secure the rope, then clapped and said, "Good catch, Sempai! I knew the donut plan would work!"
Meryl stood by, hands on hips and confidently stated, "Of course, Milly! He has an abyss for a stomach, after all."
"What's this, a joke?"Vash asked, after practically inhaling his treat. "No joke, but a solution,"Meryl said, pointing at him, accusingly. "You stink! We've been at the hotel for four days and you haven't had even ONE bath yet! Don't you know how to use a bar of soap?!"
Hurt, Vash whined, "So I forgot! If you let me go, I'll go take one now, promise!"He pleaded with his aqua-colored eyes at Milly, knowing the big girl was a softie. She looked at him sympathetically but shook her head at her netted friend.
"Sorry, Vash-san, but Sempai is right. You even wilted the flowers when you walked by them,"she said.
"Besides, we need reassurance that you'll be clean, so we found a willing volunteer to scrub you down,"Meryl told him, with an 'eat that!' look on her face.
"Like who?"Vash asked warily, peeking through the netting. Why do I feel the need to gnaw through this thing and run away? he thought, gulping nervously.
A very smug and smirky Wolfwood appeared from behind the tree Vash was unceremoniously dangling from. He held a scrub brush and a little bucket of bath stuff. Vash groaned as the girls set up a metal washtub and other such things behind the bushes.
"Why me?"Vash asked to the air. "And why you?" "Because right now, I'm the only one willing to touch you or even get within six feet of you, that's why. The girls are too modest, but I'm pretty shameless, so I said 'why not?'Now, this could go one of two ways; easy or hard. It's up to you,"Wolfwood said, chuckling. Vash groaned again, thinkingHe's having WAY too much fun at my expense!
"I don't have a choice, do I?"Vash asked.
"NO!!!"the trio of his friends yelled, the force of their voices making him cringe.
"Okay, I give,"Vash said, resigning himself to his fate. It could be worse, they could be charging admissionhe thought, with a mental giggle.
They let him down and Wolf kept a firm grip on his collar as he led him to the tub. "Alright, now lose the clothes,"the blushing girls heard Wolf bark as they turned away from the bushes. Sounds of rustling and clinking were heard. "Do you HAVE to watch?"came Vash's embarrassed voice.
"Yep, deal with it and get in,"came Wolf's voice. Slight splashing was heard. "Y-E-E-K! This water's cold, couldn't you guys have warmed it a little?!"Vash's now slightly higher and whinier voice asked. "Grow up, Tongari!"came Wolfwood's irked voice and Milly giggled.
Sounds of scrubbing and splashing were heard. "Hey, I can wash THERE myself!!"came Vash's shocked voice. "Sit still, I'm almost done!"Wolfwood barked. "You're gonna rub all the hair off my head!"Vash cried. "Over- actor! Hold your breath!"
A loud sort of dunk-splash was heard, followed by sputtering and coughing. "I warned you!"Wolf said, sounding amused. Now it was both the girls giggling as they sat on the grass outside the bushes. "Stop tryin' to drown me!"Vash yelled. More scrubbing and splashing and sputtering.
"Alright, you're clean. Bodily, anyway." Giggling and a bit more splashing. "NOW who's all wet, Nick?!"Maniacal laughter was heard, accompanied by more spashing, cursing and a final loud splash.
"I WILL get you back for this, you know that, right Tongari?"Wolfwood asked in a slightly dangerous voice.
"I know. It was worth it just for the look on your face!"Vash said. Giggling, muttering and rustling of cloth followed.
"Should we - should we check, Sempai?"Milly asked, worried. Meryl blushed and sweatdropped, saying, "No Milly! It's private!"But after a few seconds of tense waiting, they looked at each other, then turned to part the bushes, faces red and noses threatening to bleed but dying of curiosity. What they saw, though, caused them to bust out laughing after a split second of gaping.
Vash was out of the tub and standing on the grass with damp hair, wearing his black and white, longsleeve pjs. Wolfwood was in the tub, fully clothed and looking like he'd fallen backwards into it. He had soap bubbles all over him and his arms were crossed. He was staring electricity at a happily grinning and oblivious Vash, who waved at the girls.
"Looks like the only thing I'm wilting now, is Nicholas' pride!"Vash said, giggling as he and the girls helped haul the soaked priest up and out.
"Just you wait, Tongari, just you wait!"Wolfwood muttered as the girls struggled to quit laughing.
*OWARI* Well, anyone like it? I'm working on a Legato one now. (and I still think he'd make a creepy chibi.. but in a good way,of course!)Ja, minna & thanks for reading and reviewing!