Dizclaimer: As always, I don't own any of the characters here except
the judge. Oh yea, the bailiff is minez too. So…..here's the interrogation
part. This one's a lil' longer than the other ones cuz I gots to get
through the interviews of some witnesses, Peach, and Bowser. And, as in my
other fics with Toad, he has the surfer dude voice tone.
~*~
Daisy: I call to the stand my first witness. Luigi Mario
*Luigi walks up to the stand and trips*
Daisy: Um…right…anyway, Luigi, how long have you known Princess Peach?
Luigi: *in funky Italian accent* Well-a, ever since-a her name was just Princess-a Toadstool. Then-a she got her-a name changed-a legally.
Daisy: That's off the subject. Did you ever witness a kidnapping?!
Luigi: Sorry. No, but-a I helped rescue-a her.
Daisy: How many times have you rescued her?
Luigi: My first-a adventure to rescue her-a from Bowser was when-a I helped- a Mario when he was-a hurt on the first quest-a to save her. He kept-a her in a cell and guarded it-a himself. Back then-a, he only knew how to spit-a fireballs and jump up and-a down. For-a some reason he only left-a a bridge over a hot pool-a of lava.
Daisy: Uh hum…was that the only time?
Luigi: No. We've-a had to rescue her-a many times.
Daisy: Did you witness any feelings from Bowser for Peach?
Luigi: If-a I'm-a not-a mistaken, that's-a one of the reasons he does it-a.
Daisy: What are the other possible reasons he may have kidnapped her?
Luigi: He-a also wanted to-a take over the Mushroom Kingdom-a. That's-a the only other reason I can-a think of.
Daisy: Thank you. I'd like to call up another witness, if I may.
Judge: Proceed.
Daisy: I'd now like to call Toad Toad to the stand.
Toad: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Daisy: Um...you're here to defend Peach, remember?
Toad: Oh yea! Sorry dudette.
Judge: Please refrain from using any slang terms in the courtroom.
Toad: Sorry.
Daisy: Toad, have you witnessed any of Bowser's accused kidnappings?
Toad: I've seen about 2.
Daisy: How did he do it?
Toad: well, one time he came in his helicopter thingie, and he swooped down and grabbed her. The second time, he stole the power of the stars and he cast a spell and trapped her in a window.
Daisy: So you can assure us that he has kidnapped her several times.
Toad: Yea.
Daisy: The defense rests. May I ask a favor of the court?
Judge: What is it?
Daisy: That you please un-gag my client.
Judge: Very well…Bailiff?
*bailiff de-gags Peach*
*Peach gasps for air*
Judge: Ms. Magikoopa, please call any witnesses.
Kammy: I'd like to call to the stand Mario Mario.
*Koopa dressed up as Mario walks in*
Peach: WHAT?! THAT'S NOT EVEN MARIO!
Daisy: Objection!
Judge: You can't object on witnesses!
Kammy: Yes it is! Look! See the bushy 'stache and the big sideburns? And who couldn't notice the trademark red cap?
Judge: Proceed.
Kammy: Mario, has Peach ever confessed anything about faking the kidnappings?
Mario: *in REALLY fake Italian accent* Wella she has saida some stuffa about her lockinga herselfa ina onea of hisa cells.
Peach: OBJECTION!
Judge: TO WHAT?!
Peach: First of all, why such specific questions? They planned it in advance! And second of all, THAT'S NOT EVEN MARIO!
Judge: First objection sustained, second objection overruled. Please, no specific questions. Just general to-the-point questions.
Kammy: Sorry. Have you ever witnessed a bad side to Peach?
Mario: Yesa. She throwsa tantrums whena she doesn't get hera way. And she-a abuses Bowsera. Punching and kicking and screaming…
Daisy: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT HER TO DO WHEN SHE'S BEING KIDNAPPED?!
Judge: Order!
Kammy: The defense rests.
Judge: Daisy, please begin your interrogation of the defendant.
Daisy: Bowser, when you were explaining your version of this story, you said that you saw a pink flash, correct?
Bowser: Yea…
Daisy: And you also said that the person was behind you and they beat you over the head. First of all, how do you know you didn't hit your head on something in the hallway?
Bowser: Well…um
Daisy: And even if you didn't, how did you know the person behind you beat you over the head with a FRYING PAN? They were behind you. I doubt you have eyes in the back of your head.
Bowser: Well…er…
Daisy: Why don't you just admit it? You did it! You're guilty on all accounts!
Bowser: LEAVE ME ALONE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *cries*
Kammy: Objection! She's not allowed to make him cry like that!
Judge: Sustained. Daisy, lose the roughness of your interrogation.
Daisy: Yes your honor. The defense rests.
Judge: Kammy, begin your interrogation of the plaintiff.
Kammy: Isn't it true that you kick and punch and hurt Bowser?
Peach: Well, yea, but what do you expect me to do when he's forcefully holding m…
Kammy: And isn't it also true that you have pushed Bowser down several flights of stairs?
Peach: Yea, but what's a girl to do when she's being kidna…
Kammy: Admit it! You've framed Bowser every time!
Peach: I will throw this microphone at your head if you don't stop accusing me!
Judge: ORDER!
Kammy: The defense rests.
Judge: The court will have a 2 hour recess for the jury to announce it's decision.
Well? You like? Now you have to wait for the verdict! Ha! Aren't I nice? Hehe…who do YOU think is gonna win?
~*~
Daisy: I call to the stand my first witness. Luigi Mario
*Luigi walks up to the stand and trips*
Daisy: Um…right…anyway, Luigi, how long have you known Princess Peach?
Luigi: *in funky Italian accent* Well-a, ever since-a her name was just Princess-a Toadstool. Then-a she got her-a name changed-a legally.
Daisy: That's off the subject. Did you ever witness a kidnapping?!
Luigi: Sorry. No, but-a I helped rescue-a her.
Daisy: How many times have you rescued her?
Luigi: My first-a adventure to rescue her-a from Bowser was when-a I helped- a Mario when he was-a hurt on the first quest-a to save her. He kept-a her in a cell and guarded it-a himself. Back then-a, he only knew how to spit-a fireballs and jump up and-a down. For-a some reason he only left-a a bridge over a hot pool-a of lava.
Daisy: Uh hum…was that the only time?
Luigi: No. We've-a had to rescue her-a many times.
Daisy: Did you witness any feelings from Bowser for Peach?
Luigi: If-a I'm-a not-a mistaken, that's-a one of the reasons he does it-a.
Daisy: What are the other possible reasons he may have kidnapped her?
Luigi: He-a also wanted to-a take over the Mushroom Kingdom-a. That's-a the only other reason I can-a think of.
Daisy: Thank you. I'd like to call up another witness, if I may.
Judge: Proceed.
Daisy: I'd now like to call Toad Toad to the stand.
Toad: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Daisy: Um...you're here to defend Peach, remember?
Toad: Oh yea! Sorry dudette.
Judge: Please refrain from using any slang terms in the courtroom.
Toad: Sorry.
Daisy: Toad, have you witnessed any of Bowser's accused kidnappings?
Toad: I've seen about 2.
Daisy: How did he do it?
Toad: well, one time he came in his helicopter thingie, and he swooped down and grabbed her. The second time, he stole the power of the stars and he cast a spell and trapped her in a window.
Daisy: So you can assure us that he has kidnapped her several times.
Toad: Yea.
Daisy: The defense rests. May I ask a favor of the court?
Judge: What is it?
Daisy: That you please un-gag my client.
Judge: Very well…Bailiff?
*bailiff de-gags Peach*
*Peach gasps for air*
Judge: Ms. Magikoopa, please call any witnesses.
Kammy: I'd like to call to the stand Mario Mario.
*Koopa dressed up as Mario walks in*
Peach: WHAT?! THAT'S NOT EVEN MARIO!
Daisy: Objection!
Judge: You can't object on witnesses!
Kammy: Yes it is! Look! See the bushy 'stache and the big sideburns? And who couldn't notice the trademark red cap?
Judge: Proceed.
Kammy: Mario, has Peach ever confessed anything about faking the kidnappings?
Mario: *in REALLY fake Italian accent* Wella she has saida some stuffa about her lockinga herselfa ina onea of hisa cells.
Peach: OBJECTION!
Judge: TO WHAT?!
Peach: First of all, why such specific questions? They planned it in advance! And second of all, THAT'S NOT EVEN MARIO!
Judge: First objection sustained, second objection overruled. Please, no specific questions. Just general to-the-point questions.
Kammy: Sorry. Have you ever witnessed a bad side to Peach?
Mario: Yesa. She throwsa tantrums whena she doesn't get hera way. And she-a abuses Bowsera. Punching and kicking and screaming…
Daisy: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT HER TO DO WHEN SHE'S BEING KIDNAPPED?!
Judge: Order!
Kammy: The defense rests.
Judge: Daisy, please begin your interrogation of the defendant.
Daisy: Bowser, when you were explaining your version of this story, you said that you saw a pink flash, correct?
Bowser: Yea…
Daisy: And you also said that the person was behind you and they beat you over the head. First of all, how do you know you didn't hit your head on something in the hallway?
Bowser: Well…um
Daisy: And even if you didn't, how did you know the person behind you beat you over the head with a FRYING PAN? They were behind you. I doubt you have eyes in the back of your head.
Bowser: Well…er…
Daisy: Why don't you just admit it? You did it! You're guilty on all accounts!
Bowser: LEAVE ME ALONE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *cries*
Kammy: Objection! She's not allowed to make him cry like that!
Judge: Sustained. Daisy, lose the roughness of your interrogation.
Daisy: Yes your honor. The defense rests.
Judge: Kammy, begin your interrogation of the plaintiff.
Kammy: Isn't it true that you kick and punch and hurt Bowser?
Peach: Well, yea, but what do you expect me to do when he's forcefully holding m…
Kammy: And isn't it also true that you have pushed Bowser down several flights of stairs?
Peach: Yea, but what's a girl to do when she's being kidna…
Kammy: Admit it! You've framed Bowser every time!
Peach: I will throw this microphone at your head if you don't stop accusing me!
Judge: ORDER!
Kammy: The defense rests.
Judge: The court will have a 2 hour recess for the jury to announce it's decision.
Well? You like? Now you have to wait for the verdict! Ha! Aren't I nice? Hehe…who do YOU think is gonna win?