New chapter here!! Actually I wanted to post the previous chapter up today, but for some reason, I couldn't get into the website.... Anyway, I will be here, trying to make this fic work out. Time now is 10.45 pm sg time. Let's see what time I will finish this chapter..

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" What is that?" Goku stared in morbid fascination at what Lirin was proudly holding out. "It's my new handphone! Cool huh?" "Lemme see! Lemme see!" He started jumping round. " Ok!" Goku happily snatched it from her and started sniffing it. Lirin looked at him in suspicion. Why was he niffing it so intently?" Wah... It smells like.. chocolate!" He thought. " Ne Lirin, can it be eaten?" I don't know why he even bothered asking her that as he put it into his mouth and started gumming it while asking. Sigh.....
" Goku!!" Lirin wailed. "You were supposed to share that with me!! I brought it here so that we could share it! And you ate it all up! That was my new handphone styled chocolate! Die!!!!" She started attacking Goku. " Hey! It's just a chocolate!" " You didn't share it with me! MEGA PUNCH! HYAAAH!" Poor Son Goku. He didn't know what to do. Lirin was a girl and she was his friend. He couldn't possibly attack her right? It would be unethical and boorish furthermor- KABOOSH! He got slammed onto the bed by Lirin's mega punch. He forgot all about being a nice friend. She had humiliated him. " You die!" Goku yelled.
Sanzo walked just when they were wrestling on the bed trying to beat the living daylights out of each other. Of course, Sanzo misunderstood what was going on. Actually it is quite understandable why he misunderstood. Lirin and Goku were n a very compromising position: Lirin straddling Goku (actually to hold him down and whack him)and Goku leaning up towards Lirin (actually to shake her off and to smack her empty head). Sanzo turned white. Sanzo turned red. Sanzo turned purple. Sanzo glowed an evil purple and smoke came out of his ears and nose. Goku was his, dammit! Who was that youkai to touch his pet?! " You die!" He said in a deadly tone. Taking out his gun, he started shooting at her. Luckily Lirin had some of Kougaiji's speed in her, otherwise she would have died over and over and over and over and over... Well you get the picture. Goku was yelling at Sanzo to stop. Much as he wanted to have a fight with Lirin, he really didn't want her dead.

The others were on their way up to see what the commotion was about. What a shock they got when they saw Sanzo maniacally shooting. Goku on the bed, Lirin running around like a mad donkey.
"Onee- chan!" Lirin screamed for her brother. Being the protective responsible guy he was, Kougaiji immediately heard his sister's wail for help and pushed through the crowd. Lirin ran towards him and cowered behind him. "OUT OF THE WAY!" Sanzo roared. " Matte! Chotto matte!" Hakkai shouted. " What happened, Sanzo?" " SHE SEXUALLY HARASSED MY GOKU!" "Nani?!" " SHE TOUCHED GOKU! I CANNOT FORGIVE HER! DIE!!" Sanzo had lost control. He almost broke free of Gojyo and Doku's restraint. Gojyo gave him a chop and Sanzo slid down to the floor meekly. "Hey, that was the only way he was going mad! But I always wanted to hit the bouzo anyway." He shrugged. But one part of everybody's mind was on what Sanzo had said earlier. HIS Goku?! HIS saru?! Wow... Sanzo was jealous...
" Lirin , Goku, can you tell us what happened?" Yaone gently asked them. And so they did. When they had finished relating their tale, everybody was sniggering. Even Hakkai. Yaone was giggling. Sanzo in love with Goku? But that would explain how much he hated Homura, how much he wanted to kill Kouaiji when he thought Kou was in love with Goku... The puzzle pieces fitted perfectly. Goku was blushing. So his affections were returned! Now, maybe they could live happily ever after in a cottage..
" Hey Hakkai, so what do you think of our plan?" Doku suddenly asked. " I don't mind. But we might have to ask Kanzeon..." Suddenly, there was a burst of glitters and light. Ta-daa! Kanzeon Bosatsu sama was here! "Don't worry bout it darlings...... this place is yours now. Hahahaha!" Then, she disappeared the same way she had appeared. " That's great! Then now we can build a house beside yours!" Kou said happily. " Demo, why do you want to live so near us suddenly?" asked a confused Goku. " Because Hakkai's a healer, then he can be present when Yaone gives birth. And you can play with Lirin and Doku can finally reunite with his brother."
" Ano, but Goku, Lirin, don't play like you did just now. It's too dangerous."
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So how? Hoped you enjoyed it hahahahaha! End time: 11.46pm. YAWN.........