Whoa! Its been a few days over a year since I wrote this fic! I finally got time to get online, and I've had a year to refresh my fic-writing abilites :) Well, I got great reviews for the first one. So here's case #2! Again, anything in ' ' is being said in thought.
Dizclaimer: I own the judge. Peach, Bowser, Daisy, Kammy, and all other Mario based characters are property of Nintendo. I don't claim them as my own in any way.
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Court Nintendo
Case 2: Appeal of the Ages
Plaintiff: Princess Peach Toadstool
Defendant: King Bowser Koopa
Peach: SINCE WHEN ARE YOU KING?!
Bowser: SINCE I TOOK OVER!
Peach: WHAT?!
Judge: Dear lord help me...not these two again...ORDER IN THE DAMN COURT! Anyway, Ms. Toadstool will be represented by Daisy...what does this say? It's smudged...I can't read it. Well, Daisy. Mr. Koopa will be represented by Ms. Kammy Magikoopa. The plaintiff is appealing a previous decision made by the present court.
The jury is once more composed of Pokemon and Pikmin.
Peach: Why are there no HUMAN jury members?
Judge: Shut up.
Peach: WHAT?! HOW DARE Y-
Judge: SHUT UP OR LOSE THE CASE AGAIN BEFORE IT EVEN STARTS!
Peach: What happened to "order in the court"?!
Judge: OBVIOUSLY, THAT DOESN'T WORK ON YOU!
Bowser: *points and laughs* HAHA!
Peach: *pulls out a mirror* *puts on make up* Stupid motherf-
Judge: PUT IT AWAY! NO MAKE UP! LETS NOT HAVE A REPEAT OF LAST TIME!
Peach: Touchy...hey there's a big vein popping out of your forehead!
Judge: *growls* We're going to play craps to see who goes first.
Bowser: CRAPS?! I HATE CRAPS! I ALWAYS LOSE! Besides, WHAT KIND OF COURT USES GAMBLING TO DETERMINE THIS?!
Judge: Again, Mr. Koopa, MY COURT! NOW SHUT UP AND SHOOT!
Bowser: *pulls out a gun* YES!
Judge: NOT THAT KIND!
*bailiff hands Bowser some dice*
Bowser: Whoops. Sorry. *throws the dice* SEVEN?! NO FAIR!
Peach: YAY! I GO FIRST!
Judge: Daisy, you may now interview your client.
Daisy: Thanks your honor. How are you Peach? I love your hair. Where'd you get it done?
Peach: Well I...
Judge: *smacks forehead* NOT LIKE THAT! THE CASE YOU BRUNETTE BIMBO!
Daisy: OOOOH! Hehe..sorry..Why do you find the last decision made by the court unfair?
Peach: That...thing said Peach was the winner! But Kammy cast an evil spell and made it say Bowser won!
Daisy: How do you KNOW that Kammy made the Pichu talk like that?
Peach: Who's side are you on? What kind of Pokemon talks in a demonic voice? What kind of Pokemon even talks?
Daisy: WHO'S ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE?!
Peach: Sorry...I mean, I know they're all demonic things, but still. One that talks?
Kammy: OBJECTION! I WATCH THAT SHOW EVERY DAY! HAVEN'T YOU EVEN SEEN MEOWTH?! AND HOW DARE YOU USE THE NAME OF THE POKEMON IN VAIN?!
*everyone in the courtroom stares blankly at Kammy*
Judge: Riiiiiight...overruled.
Bowser: 'I'm doomed...'
Peach: Well, that's all I have to say. Can I fix my hair now?
Judge: Not again...NO! NO NO NO!
Peach: Why not?! I FINISHED MY PART!
Judge: ORDER! YOU! REMAIN SILENT! BAILIFF! TAKE CARE OF THIS NOW!
Bailiff: *shaves Peach's head and gags her*
Peach: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!
Bowser: *bursts out laughing*
Daisy: I'm done. Affirmative rests.
Judge: Ok then. Ms. Magikoopa, please call your client to the stand.
What does Bowser have to say? What kind of questions will Kammy ask? What twisted plot do they have up there sleeve? Will Peach win the case? Will she ever grow her hair back? Stay tuned!
Dizclaimer: I own the judge. Peach, Bowser, Daisy, Kammy, and all other Mario based characters are property of Nintendo. I don't claim them as my own in any way.
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Court Nintendo
Case 2: Appeal of the Ages
Plaintiff: Princess Peach Toadstool
Defendant: King Bowser Koopa
Peach: SINCE WHEN ARE YOU KING?!
Bowser: SINCE I TOOK OVER!
Peach: WHAT?!
Judge: Dear lord help me...not these two again...ORDER IN THE DAMN COURT! Anyway, Ms. Toadstool will be represented by Daisy...what does this say? It's smudged...I can't read it. Well, Daisy. Mr. Koopa will be represented by Ms. Kammy Magikoopa. The plaintiff is appealing a previous decision made by the present court.
The jury is once more composed of Pokemon and Pikmin.
Peach: Why are there no HUMAN jury members?
Judge: Shut up.
Peach: WHAT?! HOW DARE Y-
Judge: SHUT UP OR LOSE THE CASE AGAIN BEFORE IT EVEN STARTS!
Peach: What happened to "order in the court"?!
Judge: OBVIOUSLY, THAT DOESN'T WORK ON YOU!
Bowser: *points and laughs* HAHA!
Peach: *pulls out a mirror* *puts on make up* Stupid motherf-
Judge: PUT IT AWAY! NO MAKE UP! LETS NOT HAVE A REPEAT OF LAST TIME!
Peach: Touchy...hey there's a big vein popping out of your forehead!
Judge: *growls* We're going to play craps to see who goes first.
Bowser: CRAPS?! I HATE CRAPS! I ALWAYS LOSE! Besides, WHAT KIND OF COURT USES GAMBLING TO DETERMINE THIS?!
Judge: Again, Mr. Koopa, MY COURT! NOW SHUT UP AND SHOOT!
Bowser: *pulls out a gun* YES!
Judge: NOT THAT KIND!
*bailiff hands Bowser some dice*
Bowser: Whoops. Sorry. *throws the dice* SEVEN?! NO FAIR!
Peach: YAY! I GO FIRST!
Judge: Daisy, you may now interview your client.
Daisy: Thanks your honor. How are you Peach? I love your hair. Where'd you get it done?
Peach: Well I...
Judge: *smacks forehead* NOT LIKE THAT! THE CASE YOU BRUNETTE BIMBO!
Daisy: OOOOH! Hehe..sorry..Why do you find the last decision made by the court unfair?
Peach: That...thing said Peach was the winner! But Kammy cast an evil spell and made it say Bowser won!
Daisy: How do you KNOW that Kammy made the Pichu talk like that?
Peach: Who's side are you on? What kind of Pokemon talks in a demonic voice? What kind of Pokemon even talks?
Daisy: WHO'S ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE?!
Peach: Sorry...I mean, I know they're all demonic things, but still. One that talks?
Kammy: OBJECTION! I WATCH THAT SHOW EVERY DAY! HAVEN'T YOU EVEN SEEN MEOWTH?! AND HOW DARE YOU USE THE NAME OF THE POKEMON IN VAIN?!
*everyone in the courtroom stares blankly at Kammy*
Judge: Riiiiiight...overruled.
Bowser: 'I'm doomed...'
Peach: Well, that's all I have to say. Can I fix my hair now?
Judge: Not again...NO! NO NO NO!
Peach: Why not?! I FINISHED MY PART!
Judge: ORDER! YOU! REMAIN SILENT! BAILIFF! TAKE CARE OF THIS NOW!
Bailiff: *shaves Peach's head and gags her*
Peach: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!
Bowser: *bursts out laughing*
Daisy: I'm done. Affirmative rests.
Judge: Ok then. Ms. Magikoopa, please call your client to the stand.
What does Bowser have to say? What kind of questions will Kammy ask? What twisted plot do they have up there sleeve? Will Peach win the case? Will she ever grow her hair back? Stay tuned!