Hello and welcome to my first fan fiction story!
Just to warn you, the story is the next chapter, this page is simply here to explain, and act as a disclaimer.
First off, the story was written by me, my boyfriend Matt and my dear friend Russell. It's a favourite game of ours, the idea is that one person writes roughly a paragraph, and then the story is handed over to the next person and then the next etc. It gets really really silly and by the end makes no real sense, the three of us do this a lot, mainly over the Internet.
If you don't like our humour, or don't understand, then I suggest you pootle along and find a more sensible story about love or Harry Potter. But don't flame, cause I think that's not very nice.
The story includes the following things, none of which I or my companions own:
Jeffrey Burch,
Bob Hoskins,
Terry Wogan,
Eyes,
Donuts,
Rob Harvey (from The Music),
Joe Pesquali,
Joe Pesci,
Radio 2,
References to "The Owl and the Pussycat",
Pot Noodle,
Helium,
Machetes,
Big Dave (of Pot Noodle fame),
"Complicated" by Avril Lavigne,
The Water Babies,
Billie Piper,
Chris Evans,
Jon Bon Jovi,
Simply Red,
"Fairground" (by Simply Red),
Carol Smillie,
Goodfellas,
London,
Golden Wonder,
Chanel no.5,
Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen,
Scarborough,
Woolworths.
The terrible plot is our own, and Chazzamadoogle Brunt is Russell's.
One more thing,
Matt's parts are written like this,
My parts are written like this,
And Russell's parts are written like this.
Enjoy!