Author's Note: Final Fantasy series characters copyright Squaresoft. Glyde of MegaMan Legends 2 is copyright Capcom. More Dark Cloud stuff copyright Sony (weapons, characters (I believe)). Chrono Trigger's Melchior and Magus copyright Squaresoft. Dragonball/Z/GT copyright FUNimation (I believe). Ultimate Crossover Tournament Fighting (UCTF) copyright , uh... Vegeta of the UCTF (www.uctf.org).

End of the Madness

After the crossover incidents, the world pretty much went back to normal. Though the requests of the Costa del Sol villagers left the town rearranged, everyone was rewarded for fulfilling the requests. Just before the Faerie King leaves...

Sephiroth: Eh? You? I thought I killed you.

The faerie king stares at Sephiroth.

Faerie King: Ah, you. Did you really think I'd wander a dangerous world alone? I was safe at home. You merely killed an illusion of me.

Sephiroth: So this stone...

He looks at the orb he acquired and it vanishes slowly.

Faerie King: An illusion. Now... For your bravery and your unselfish desire to arrange the town around the villagers' requests, I shall reward you with new weapons and a guidebook.

A sword appears in Sephiroth's hands.

Faerie King: For you, the Chronicle. It is a weapon with awesome power.

1st Voice: Not as much as my sword.

2nd Voice: Hear hear!

A gun appears in Barret's hand.

Faerie King: For you, the Supernova. It is a weapon with awesome power.

Barret: ooOOooOOoo!

A spear appears in Cid's hands.

Faerie King: For you, Babel's spear. It is--

Cid: Yeah, yeah. It's a weapon with awesome power.

Faerie King: Actually it's very weak.

Cid: ...

Faerie King: I'm just joking. Where is the flat-headed man in the blue pants?

Vegita: Right here. What do you want?

Faerie King: Ah, yes. Now for your reward.

A bluish sword appears in Vegita's hands.

Faerie King: That is the 7th Heaven. There is much power contained in that sword. Use it wisely.

Magus: Sounds like what old man Melchior said about the Masamune.

Sephiroth: What about my sword?

Magus: Not yours. It's Kaeru's broadsword.

Sephiroth: ...

Faerie King: Now for the long-haired man in the cape.

1st Voice: Black caped man! *laughs*

2nd Voice: I always hated that. It's a trench, damnit.

A wicked-looking scythe appears in Magus' hands.

Faerie King: That is the Death Scythe. Manage it well, for it commands power over the living and dead.

Cid: He could raise the dead with that thing?

Faerie King: Everything you need to know is right here.

A book appears in the faerie king's hands. He gives it to Cid.

Cid: Sweetness!

Faerie King: I must leave now. Remember that since you have these weapons, our world's things will remain. If you status-break them and level up the weapons you put them on, the references to our world shall disappear. Farewell!

The king vanishes in a swirling yellow light.

Barret: Huh... Ya know, their world could help us.

Sephiroth: I say we read the book. Let's go inside.

Everyone walks into the villa and sits down. Magus reads about the Death Scythe.

Magus: Seems here this scythe can duplicate items with a spell its owner learns by having it.

Vegita: Well then, duplicate the book so we can all read.

Magus: Very well.

Magus puts the book on a table and begins to cast the spell. The book magically sprouts four duplicates of itself. Everyone grabs a book and begins reading. After a few minutes...

Vegita: Interesting, to say the least.

Cid: We can level up our weapons if we status break these and put them on our own weapons.

Sephiroth: Yes, but once our weapons level up, the synthsphere and future levelups disappear.

Magus: I'm keeping this weapon.

Barret: I don't like the weapon health thing though...

Sephiroth: Hopefully there's still a blacksmith around.

Vegita: I don't need a sword, but I think I know who might like it.

Vegita imagines...
-Vegita: Here, you can have this.
-Trunks: Wow! Thanks, father!
-Vegita: Yeah, just don't get all happy on me...

Vegita coughs. Cloud walks in.

Cloud: We're about to eat.

Cid: Right on!

Barret: Let's move!

Cid and Barret run out of the living room faster than anyone can say "Wait up, dudes." Everyone walks into the dining room where Gokou, Cid, and Barret are trying to outeat each other. Gokou has a huge advantage.

Magus: Sickening... I'm going to the bar to eat.

Sephiroth: They've been like this since Gokou and the others got here.

Magus floats out the door. Sephiroth, Cloud, and Vegita sit down to eat.

Vegita: Kakarotto!

Gokou: Mmmf?

Vegita: Where's your manners? Fork over those mashed potatoes!

At Bar del Sol, Magus floats up the stairs and to the bar.

Bartender: What can I get you?

Magus: I want food.

Bartender: All we have is fried chocobo wings. Five gil a bucket.

Magus slaps down a five gil coin and the bartender hands him a bucket of wings. He walks to a table, sits down, and begins to eat while watching the news on a small, ceiling-mounted television.

News Reporter: The Hojo rumors have gotten even better. Some witnesses say they saw Hojo outside the Shin-Ra Headquarters. They also say he was carrying a young girl in ninja gear into the building. We'll have more on these rumors as soon as we hear of anything. Now to sports!

Sports Reporter: Well, the Chocobo Race scene is seeing a lot of change as a new racer named Glyde is even giving Joe and Teioh some competition, going on to even best Joe by a half second in a recent race. Glyde is a mystery to everyone; nobody knows who he is, but he sure is drawing his own crowd now. At this rate, he could even take Joe's position as Number One Chocobo Racer. We now give you the weather.

Magus finishes his food, and tosses the bucket in a trashcan. He floats out the door and back into the villa, where he goes back to the dining room. Everyone is finishing eating.

Magus: Didn't I remember hearing you have a ninja girl in your group?

Tifa: Yuffie? Yeah, why?

Magus: The news said some Hojo guy drug her into Shin-Ra Headquarters, wherever that is.

Cloud: As much as I hate to say this... We have to go get her back.

Cid: Oh yeah, we did leave her back there a few days ago, didn't we?

Vincent: Hojo shall pay dearly for the day I learned that he is still alive.

Barret: Let's go then!

The Midgar gang walk out the door. The Z Fighters just sit there. The Highwind can be heard lifting off and flying away.

Trunks: Well, what do we do while they're gone?

Gokou: That huge snake in the marsh tasted good. I think I'll see if there's more.

Vegita: I want to know what that giant red thing is near that desert.

Gohan: I saw something flying around a canyon.

Piccolo fans his fingers across his face and yells "Taiyouken!"

Kuririn: Honestly, what do you think that did?

Outside, people are screaming, and a few are shouting "My eyes!" Someone slams into the villa door and falls down.

Kuririn: ...

Piccolo: Sweet!

Gohan That was morally disturbing.

Piccolo: Sorry...

Vegita: Argh! I'm going to bed. I can't stand your gimpiness anymore.

Vegita walks to his room.

Gokou: Sounds good to me.

Gohan: Not going fishing now?

Gokou: Maybe tomorrow. It's late anyway.

Gohan: Alright, wait up.

Gokou and Gohan go to their room. Piccolo, Trunks, and Kuririn look at each other.

Piccolo: Party hardy!

Kuririn turns on the television.

Bob: Coming to you LIVE from The UCTF Arena and Anime City... This is UCTF: WINTER WARFARE!

Trunks: This is more like it.