[A/N – Let me start of by saying that Mollie and I are huge Goo Goo Dolls fans, most in particular, Johnny Reznick. Now let me try to explain the "Holy Goo Goo Dolls in Concert!" line. The beginning of our freshman year I took PE. I had a crush on a guy there who had played Jesus in a youth group play. I hadn't known his name for such a long time so I referred to him as "Jesus". Once I found out he was in my gym class "Holy Jesus in my Gym Class!" came about. After that Mollie and I would come up with as many of those kinds of sentences as we could, lol.]
Tale 3, Goo Goo Samurai:
Mollie hopped in circles, squealing with delight.
"What's wrong with her?" Jack asked taking a seat by the fire. Megan shrugged.
"Guess what guys?!" Mollie squeaked.
"What?" the girl and the samurai asked.
"Well, I was in the music store today…"
~*Cue Flashback*~
Johnny Resnick was answering questions from his fans.
"You?" he pointed to Mollie.
"Hiiii Johnnnny…" she droned.
"Hi, what's your question?"
"Hiiii Johnnnny…"
"Oooookay…um, next question." he pointed to the back of the room. "You waaaaay in the back."
Mollie popped up in the back of the room.
"Hiiii Johnnnny…" she continued droning.
"Um, yeah."
Suddenly Mollie was up on the stage nearly hyper ventilating.
"Hi, can I help you?" The rock star asked nervously.
"Yes, you can Johnny…" Mollie buzzed getting closer
~*End Flashback*~
"So?" Jack asked.
"So, watch this!" Mollie smiled.
She pulled from her back pack a young man about in his twenties. He had blonde highlights in his hair, and a couple tattoos (a Picasso woman, and a kind of frog thing surrounded by question marks to name a few) He looked around dazedly.
"Wha, happened?" he asked.
"Holy Goo Goo Dolls in concert! It's Johnny Reznick!" Megan squealed.
She latched onto his arm and started giggling, loudly. Mollie latched onto his other arm and giggled as well. Jack pursed his lips jealously.
"I thought I was your favorite." he growled.
"Oh, yea, sure, whatever Jack." Mollie muttered squeezing the confused Goo Goo Doll.
"Here!" Megan clutched Johnny to her chest practically choking him. "Let me hold you to my bosom!"
"Can I please know what is going on here?!" Johnny asked in a muffled voice.
"Oh? Okay." Mollie said pulling him away from Megan. "I'm Mollie, that's Megan and we're your biggest fans!"
Megan nodded her head so hard her neck nearly unhinged.
"And who is he?" Johnny motioned to Jack.
"Oh, him? That's…ummm….he's….ahhh…" Megan trailed off.
"JACK!" screamed the samurai.
"Oh yeah!" Megan moaned. "I forgot."
Jack pouted for a few moments, after the girls went back to their fan girl praise. Then he heard something.
"What was that? Did you guys hear something?"
"Only the sound of Johnny's melodious heartbeat." Mollie sighed pressing her ear harder to Johnny's chest.
"Move over!" Megan squawked. "I want to hear the melodies!!!"
She pushed Mollie out of the way and the two started arguing.
"Shh! There is something there." Jack urged.
"I think I hear something." Johnny informed.
The girls stopped talking and listened intently. Jus then a giant black bear emerged from the woods. It looked very angry.
"Ahhhhhh! We have to protect -"Jack looked pleased with the attention he was about to get from the girls "-JOHNNY!"
Jack frowned and drew his sword. Mollie grabbed Johnny's ankles, Megan took his wrists and they ran off. Jack, thinking it was to best to fight and flee followed. The bear chased after, batted Jack aside and went after the girls. It swept a paw at Johnny mussing his hair. The girls stopped in their tracks and put Johnny down.
"You messed up Johnny's hair!" Mollie growled.
"You…Must…PAY!" Megan yelled.
Both girls produced baseball bats from behind their backs, and made quick work of the bear.
In the end, they had to give Johnny back, legal purposes and all. So, Johnny was back playing with the Goo Goo Dolls and Jack was getting his fan girl praise again. Walking through town, the trio passed and FYE store, a large red banner hung above the door.
TODAY ONLY! Q&A WITH SUPERSTAR…USHER!
Jack groaned as the girls ran into the store, squealing.
"Why do I even let these girls follow me around?" he grumbled.
Tale 3, Goo Goo Samurai:
Mollie hopped in circles, squealing with delight.
"What's wrong with her?" Jack asked taking a seat by the fire. Megan shrugged.
"Guess what guys?!" Mollie squeaked.
"What?" the girl and the samurai asked.
"Well, I was in the music store today…"
~*Cue Flashback*~
Johnny Resnick was answering questions from his fans.
"You?" he pointed to Mollie.
"Hiiii Johnnnny…" she droned.
"Hi, what's your question?"
"Hiiii Johnnnny…"
"Oooookay…um, next question." he pointed to the back of the room. "You waaaaay in the back."
Mollie popped up in the back of the room.
"Hiiii Johnnnny…" she continued droning.
"Um, yeah."
Suddenly Mollie was up on the stage nearly hyper ventilating.
"Hi, can I help you?" The rock star asked nervously.
"Yes, you can Johnny…" Mollie buzzed getting closer
~*End Flashback*~
"So?" Jack asked.
"So, watch this!" Mollie smiled.
She pulled from her back pack a young man about in his twenties. He had blonde highlights in his hair, and a couple tattoos (a Picasso woman, and a kind of frog thing surrounded by question marks to name a few) He looked around dazedly.
"Wha, happened?" he asked.
"Holy Goo Goo Dolls in concert! It's Johnny Reznick!" Megan squealed.
She latched onto his arm and started giggling, loudly. Mollie latched onto his other arm and giggled as well. Jack pursed his lips jealously.
"I thought I was your favorite." he growled.
"Oh, yea, sure, whatever Jack." Mollie muttered squeezing the confused Goo Goo Doll.
"Here!" Megan clutched Johnny to her chest practically choking him. "Let me hold you to my bosom!"
"Can I please know what is going on here?!" Johnny asked in a muffled voice.
"Oh? Okay." Mollie said pulling him away from Megan. "I'm Mollie, that's Megan and we're your biggest fans!"
Megan nodded her head so hard her neck nearly unhinged.
"And who is he?" Johnny motioned to Jack.
"Oh, him? That's…ummm….he's….ahhh…" Megan trailed off.
"JACK!" screamed the samurai.
"Oh yeah!" Megan moaned. "I forgot."
Jack pouted for a few moments, after the girls went back to their fan girl praise. Then he heard something.
"What was that? Did you guys hear something?"
"Only the sound of Johnny's melodious heartbeat." Mollie sighed pressing her ear harder to Johnny's chest.
"Move over!" Megan squawked. "I want to hear the melodies!!!"
She pushed Mollie out of the way and the two started arguing.
"Shh! There is something there." Jack urged.
"I think I hear something." Johnny informed.
The girls stopped talking and listened intently. Jus then a giant black bear emerged from the woods. It looked very angry.
"Ahhhhhh! We have to protect -"Jack looked pleased with the attention he was about to get from the girls "-JOHNNY!"
Jack frowned and drew his sword. Mollie grabbed Johnny's ankles, Megan took his wrists and they ran off. Jack, thinking it was to best to fight and flee followed. The bear chased after, batted Jack aside and went after the girls. It swept a paw at Johnny mussing his hair. The girls stopped in their tracks and put Johnny down.
"You messed up Johnny's hair!" Mollie growled.
"You…Must…PAY!" Megan yelled.
Both girls produced baseball bats from behind their backs, and made quick work of the bear.
In the end, they had to give Johnny back, legal purposes and all. So, Johnny was back playing with the Goo Goo Dolls and Jack was getting his fan girl praise again. Walking through town, the trio passed and FYE store, a large red banner hung above the door.
TODAY ONLY! Q&A WITH SUPERSTAR…USHER!
Jack groaned as the girls ran into the store, squealing.
"Why do I even let these girls follow me around?" he grumbled.