TITLE: Slash Syle Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
AUTHOR: corrupt-blondie
RATING: PG-13
SPOILERS: Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
SUMMARY: Xander's botched love spell turns Cordelia into the most
elgible single high school student for all women in Sunnydale!
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
DISTRIBUTION: Sure, just let me know where.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: No idea how this idea came into my head, and I'm sure
the spell plot works, but I thought the story would be very amusing.
FEEDBACK: Pweety pwease with sugar and a cherry on top?
~*~
"Diana... goddess of love and the hunt... I pray to thee. Let my cries bind the heart of Xander's belove," Amy chanted while she lowered the necklace into the concoction, "may she neither rest nor sleep until she submits to his will only."
As the power of the spell increased, so did the flame. With each word casted, the fire grew stronger. Amy continued the spell, "Diana, bring about this love and bless it. The swirls of energy begin to disintegrate while Amy looked at Xander and ordered, "Blow out the candle now!"
The power of the spell squandered. Xander did as he was told and blew out the candle.
~*~
Cordelia somberly entered the halls of Sunnydale High, but she kept up her act of the perky, superfical, popular girl. Like I need any more critiscm, Cordelia thought bitterly. Strolling down the corridor like she owned the place, the cheerleader didn't notice how every girl was staring at her like she was a glass of water in the desert.
Opening her locker, the brunette sighed, absently fingering the necklace Xander gave her on Valentine's Day, but it wasn't there. Then, she remembered Xander took it back yesterday. God, I miss him, Cordelia thought forlornly.
"Hey, Cordelia," someone greeted her.
Cordelia peered from her locker door to see it was Harmony and the little flock of mindless girls she once called friends.
"Harmony," the brunette replied cautiously. She wasn't sure Harmony was here to dish out more insults about her relationship with Xander.
The blonde girl look like she was going to kiss the floor Cordelia walked on, "We heard about Xander." The group look pleased, and Cordelia wondered if their simple brains were all connected. Harmony droned on though, "would you like to sit with us in the quad?"
Corelia was visibly shocked, "Um. sure?"
The group smiled at once and Cordelia cringed. Harmony chirped, "Great."
Grabbing a table, all the girls sat down. For Cordelia, it was extremely awkward because for the first time she was becoming aware that her "friends" were staring at her with a sense of desire. Oh God, Cordelia thought. Even in conversation, Cordelia was looking for a way to bail. She was never so happy to see Xander in all her life when he walked confidently to her side. The girls glared, shooting venom arrows toward Cordelia's former boyfriend.
"Hello ladies," Xander grinned and he looked at Cordelia, "Some kind of weather we've been having, huh?"
When did he become cocky? The former May Queen thought with suspicion. "What do you want? You can't be sniffing around for more jewelry to melt, because all you ever gave me was that Smallmart-looking thing," Cordelia replied, her tone acrimonious.
Xander brushed off the jab and laughed while leaning in the cheerleader's personal space, "Is this love? 'Cause maybe on you it doesn't look that different."
Not good. So not good. Xander in my space. Xander near me. I hope he didn't hear my sharp intake my breathe. Can he hear my accelerated heartbeat? I don't want him near me. He might find out I still want him. Oh boy do I want him. The lithe brunette pushed Xander off of her, "What are you doing? Are you going, like, stalker-boy on me now?"
Her ex-boyfriend look confused, "Sorry. My mistake. "
"Yeah, I should say so," Cordelia dismissed, never giving time to the fact her group of Cordettes were smiling approvingly. Not for the obvious reasons, but they see that Xander wasn't a threat to them. Some of the girls, including Harmony, grinned like a bunch of felines that just ate the cream. Cordelia turned to them and attempted to ignore the looks, "What's his deal?"
~*~
After leaving Buffy drenched in her thoughts of Angel, or rather Angelus, Xander walked out with Amy.
"I think the spell didn't work, Xander," Amy said softly.
"I noticed," Xander glared, "I completely made a fool of myself with Cordelia thinking it worked."
Amy sighed, "I'm still kind of new at this."
"Where did it go wrong?" Xander asked.
The novice witch looked at the ground and mumbled, "I think I made all the girls obsessed with Cordelia."
Xander didn't hear her, "Could you repeat that?"
"The love spell made people love Cordelia instead of her loving you," Amy stated, "I think I used the wrong ingredients or maybe because your intent wasn't pure."
Xander looked moderately disappointed, "You made people love Cordelia?"
"Not just people," Amy exhaled, "specifically. women."
"Women?!" Xander screeched in aghast.
AUTHOR: corrupt-blondie
RATING: PG-13
SPOILERS: Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
SUMMARY: Xander's botched love spell turns Cordelia into the most
elgible single high school student for all women in Sunnydale!
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
DISTRIBUTION: Sure, just let me know where.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: No idea how this idea came into my head, and I'm sure
the spell plot works, but I thought the story would be very amusing.
FEEDBACK: Pweety pwease with sugar and a cherry on top?
~*~
"Diana... goddess of love and the hunt... I pray to thee. Let my cries bind the heart of Xander's belove," Amy chanted while she lowered the necklace into the concoction, "may she neither rest nor sleep until she submits to his will only."
As the power of the spell increased, so did the flame. With each word casted, the fire grew stronger. Amy continued the spell, "Diana, bring about this love and bless it. The swirls of energy begin to disintegrate while Amy looked at Xander and ordered, "Blow out the candle now!"
The power of the spell squandered. Xander did as he was told and blew out the candle.
~*~
Cordelia somberly entered the halls of Sunnydale High, but she kept up her act of the perky, superfical, popular girl. Like I need any more critiscm, Cordelia thought bitterly. Strolling down the corridor like she owned the place, the cheerleader didn't notice how every girl was staring at her like she was a glass of water in the desert.
Opening her locker, the brunette sighed, absently fingering the necklace Xander gave her on Valentine's Day, but it wasn't there. Then, she remembered Xander took it back yesterday. God, I miss him, Cordelia thought forlornly.
"Hey, Cordelia," someone greeted her.
Cordelia peered from her locker door to see it was Harmony and the little flock of mindless girls she once called friends.
"Harmony," the brunette replied cautiously. She wasn't sure Harmony was here to dish out more insults about her relationship with Xander.
The blonde girl look like she was going to kiss the floor Cordelia walked on, "We heard about Xander." The group look pleased, and Cordelia wondered if their simple brains were all connected. Harmony droned on though, "would you like to sit with us in the quad?"
Corelia was visibly shocked, "Um. sure?"
The group smiled at once and Cordelia cringed. Harmony chirped, "Great."
Grabbing a table, all the girls sat down. For Cordelia, it was extremely awkward because for the first time she was becoming aware that her "friends" were staring at her with a sense of desire. Oh God, Cordelia thought. Even in conversation, Cordelia was looking for a way to bail. She was never so happy to see Xander in all her life when he walked confidently to her side. The girls glared, shooting venom arrows toward Cordelia's former boyfriend.
"Hello ladies," Xander grinned and he looked at Cordelia, "Some kind of weather we've been having, huh?"
When did he become cocky? The former May Queen thought with suspicion. "What do you want? You can't be sniffing around for more jewelry to melt, because all you ever gave me was that Smallmart-looking thing," Cordelia replied, her tone acrimonious.
Xander brushed off the jab and laughed while leaning in the cheerleader's personal space, "Is this love? 'Cause maybe on you it doesn't look that different."
Not good. So not good. Xander in my space. Xander near me. I hope he didn't hear my sharp intake my breathe. Can he hear my accelerated heartbeat? I don't want him near me. He might find out I still want him. Oh boy do I want him. The lithe brunette pushed Xander off of her, "What are you doing? Are you going, like, stalker-boy on me now?"
Her ex-boyfriend look confused, "Sorry. My mistake. "
"Yeah, I should say so," Cordelia dismissed, never giving time to the fact her group of Cordettes were smiling approvingly. Not for the obvious reasons, but they see that Xander wasn't a threat to them. Some of the girls, including Harmony, grinned like a bunch of felines that just ate the cream. Cordelia turned to them and attempted to ignore the looks, "What's his deal?"
~*~
After leaving Buffy drenched in her thoughts of Angel, or rather Angelus, Xander walked out with Amy.
"I think the spell didn't work, Xander," Amy said softly.
"I noticed," Xander glared, "I completely made a fool of myself with Cordelia thinking it worked."
Amy sighed, "I'm still kind of new at this."
"Where did it go wrong?" Xander asked.
The novice witch looked at the ground and mumbled, "I think I made all the girls obsessed with Cordelia."
Xander didn't hear her, "Could you repeat that?"
"The love spell made people love Cordelia instead of her loving you," Amy stated, "I think I used the wrong ingredients or maybe because your intent wasn't pure."
Xander looked moderately disappointed, "You made people love Cordelia?"
"Not just people," Amy exhaled, "specifically. women."
"Women?!" Xander screeched in aghast.