Neotokyo9 presents her first songfic.
"When Kanny Gets Plastered!"
Disclaimer: I don't own Akira and its characters. A song that I heard on a show called Just for Laughs inspired this songfic. I don't own Just for Laughs or the original song. Let's begin!
Once one day I came to a city For a gang I wanted to visit. We all got bored, Kai we ignored And then I took out the whiskey So that I could have a wee sip of it. All of a sudden, came a guy with a red bike's throttle, Oh yes, Kaneda then stole the bottle For drinking he had mastered. And so began the night that twit named Kanny got plastered! (o_o)U
'Cause when Kanny gets plastered He drinks like a b*****d, He smokes, he drinks, he swears! Its something we love to see It's better than TV. He threw an Esper downstairs. Kei is nothing but a mindless drone, And all the while, Akira's still as a stone. But Kaneda hates to drink alone Nobody wants him to be blue, (*insert Esper pun here.) So he gets us plastered too! (^_^)
A few hours later, we were all stoned And we couldn't be gladder. And the only embarrassing part of the story Was when the Blob lost control of his bladder! The Colonel was totally mad at them and me For swiping his big ol' bottle of whiskey. But that tantrum didn't last too long you see, 'Cause the cranky guy then slipped in the pee Produced by the mutant bishie! (* I apologize to Master Tetsuo.) But in the end, none of it really mattered. 'Cause that was the night that twit named Kanny got plastered! (@_@)
'Cause when Kanny gets plastered He drinks like a b*****d, He smokes, he drinks, he swears! Its something we love to see, It's better than TV. He threw an Esper downstairs. Kei is nothing but a mindless drone, And all the while, Akira's still as a stone. But Kaneda hates to drink alone Nobody wants him to be blue, So he gets.us.plastered.tooooo!! (^_~)
THE END
"When Kanny Gets Plastered!"
Disclaimer: I don't own Akira and its characters. A song that I heard on a show called Just for Laughs inspired this songfic. I don't own Just for Laughs or the original song. Let's begin!
Once one day I came to a city For a gang I wanted to visit. We all got bored, Kai we ignored And then I took out the whiskey So that I could have a wee sip of it. All of a sudden, came a guy with a red bike's throttle, Oh yes, Kaneda then stole the bottle For drinking he had mastered. And so began the night that twit named Kanny got plastered! (o_o)U
'Cause when Kanny gets plastered He drinks like a b*****d, He smokes, he drinks, he swears! Its something we love to see It's better than TV. He threw an Esper downstairs. Kei is nothing but a mindless drone, And all the while, Akira's still as a stone. But Kaneda hates to drink alone Nobody wants him to be blue, (*insert Esper pun here.) So he gets us plastered too! (^_^)
A few hours later, we were all stoned And we couldn't be gladder. And the only embarrassing part of the story Was when the Blob lost control of his bladder! The Colonel was totally mad at them and me For swiping his big ol' bottle of whiskey. But that tantrum didn't last too long you see, 'Cause the cranky guy then slipped in the pee Produced by the mutant bishie! (* I apologize to Master Tetsuo.) But in the end, none of it really mattered. 'Cause that was the night that twit named Kanny got plastered! (@_@)
'Cause when Kanny gets plastered He drinks like a b*****d, He smokes, he drinks, he swears! Its something we love to see, It's better than TV. He threw an Esper downstairs. Kei is nothing but a mindless drone, And all the while, Akira's still as a stone. But Kaneda hates to drink alone Nobody wants him to be blue, So he gets.us.plastered.tooooo!! (^_~)
THE END