(Authors note Italics means the character is thinking. Robert has woken
up) (three days after the incident. Every one thinks he is dead except the
Head (cheerleader. No this story is not a romance. At least not in the
typical Kind)
Demons Note
Imagine this if you will your typical High school. You got the Football
jocks over there talking with their cheer leader, bubble headed cheerleader
with the perfect body and the angle eyes. Then you got the Preps talking
over in the middle of the commons. Two statues built in the shapes of the
school mascot. Then you got Me!!. Glasses, Brown hair blue eyes light
complexion blue jeans. Black t-shirt. The only distinguishable about me
is the scar above my right eye and the necklace I wear. Oh I wear it for
personal reasons. Such as I think it is just awesome. Well back to the
story.
End Note
Well. I certainly have found the ultimate way to make every one scared of me. The only problem is there is no way to end the Joke. Rob: "I vonder why mom didn't wake me up" He turns his head to notice that he is in a hospital. Rob: "Huh. Why am I in a Hospital." Rob: "Holly shit, why the hell do I have so many fucking wires coming out of me" Foot steps approach. Sitch: "Whoa there partner calm down. See Tie I told you that little blade would not kill him." Tie: "Ya but it should have killed him, I mean it went completely through his heart." Rob: "you mean that wasn't just some fucked up dream it had that wicked blade did pierce me." Robs Parents enter. Mom: "He awake finally we can get some strait answers. Ro what have I told you about swearing." Rob: "We I thought it was an appropriate time to do so sense I woke up in a hospital with more wires in me than a electricians night mare." Dad: "young man I will not tolerate that tone of voice being used on your dear mother no matter what the situation is." Doctors enter unnoticed. Doc: "young man you are something of a miracle. You had a sword the size of a of a 2X4 pining you to a wall wile you blood gushed out of you like a bloody water fall." Mom: "oh my .. God... I am going to be sick." Rob: "whoa that totally wicked. I survived that man that gonna live a mark." Rob checks his chest. To his total surprise he is unmarred. The doctor was talking to robs parents outside the room. Doc: "AS far as we can determine you can take him home today. Don't worry to much he is alright just a little shook up. My suggestion would be to get him back into a normal routine that his familiar to him this will help the recovery process." Both parents agree with the Doctor. Later that day. Rob: Huh I feel kinda funny musta over done it. Oh well I go back to school tomorrow. Oh man now I'll never get a date. Who wants to date a guy who has already come back from the dead? On the other hand this gain me a little respect from the popular kids. Rob lies down and tries to think about. Slowly he drifts into a welcome slumber. An hour later. Rob wonders home feeling relay strange. Not weaker, but, huh, stronger a lot stronger. Rob has yet to realize that he not who he has been all his life his true self is shiny through and it has strength to blight out the sun. Rob got home to find his parents in living room. Dad: "rob what did you do with your self." Rob: "huh, all I did was take a walk and then I fell a sleep when I woke up I walked home". Mom: "But your hair its teel. And your eyes they're crimson." Rob: "Come on stop freaking me out, I did not dye my hair or turn eyes crimson." Dad: "Now calm down, There has got to be a logical explanation. There has to be." Rob by this point has gone worried to full panic mode at this point is becoming thoroughly illogical. What he does not realize that his anger is causing him for an energy blade. Rob: looks down. "Cool a Lightsaber." Does a double take then runs to his room yelling and slams the door. Causing it to tear from its hinges. Next day 8:00 am. Rob: "oh crap. God every one is going to kill me. Late, Late, ah man why do I have to be a late riser? The sunlight coming from the open window shade blinds him temporally. Shading his eyes he garbs a pair of jeans and shoves them on. Next comes his shirt. 8:07 Rob is rushing at full pace down his street towards his school. As Rob burst through the doors at his school. I t hits him school did not start till 8:50 and it was only 8:10. Sitch: "Wow dude almost dies and then he shows up early hell must be in a ice storm." Tie: "Well he did almost die so it is expected that some changes might of occurred. Heck he might even tell us all about that girl he has been chasing for years now. Rob: "..." Annie: "So not even a sword can stop demon. Oh how unfair of a world we leave in." (Note Tie, Rob, Sitch, and Annie have hung out for years in the Demon crew. The name was give to them after Robs attitude he is know as a Demon to teachers)
Well. I certainly have found the ultimate way to make every one scared of me. The only problem is there is no way to end the Joke. Rob: "I vonder why mom didn't wake me up" He turns his head to notice that he is in a hospital. Rob: "Huh. Why am I in a Hospital." Rob: "Holly shit, why the hell do I have so many fucking wires coming out of me" Foot steps approach. Sitch: "Whoa there partner calm down. See Tie I told you that little blade would not kill him." Tie: "Ya but it should have killed him, I mean it went completely through his heart." Rob: "you mean that wasn't just some fucked up dream it had that wicked blade did pierce me." Robs Parents enter. Mom: "He awake finally we can get some strait answers. Ro what have I told you about swearing." Rob: "We I thought it was an appropriate time to do so sense I woke up in a hospital with more wires in me than a electricians night mare." Dad: "young man I will not tolerate that tone of voice being used on your dear mother no matter what the situation is." Doctors enter unnoticed. Doc: "young man you are something of a miracle. You had a sword the size of a of a 2X4 pining you to a wall wile you blood gushed out of you like a bloody water fall." Mom: "oh my .. God... I am going to be sick." Rob: "whoa that totally wicked. I survived that man that gonna live a mark." Rob checks his chest. To his total surprise he is unmarred. The doctor was talking to robs parents outside the room. Doc: "AS far as we can determine you can take him home today. Don't worry to much he is alright just a little shook up. My suggestion would be to get him back into a normal routine that his familiar to him this will help the recovery process." Both parents agree with the Doctor. Later that day. Rob: Huh I feel kinda funny musta over done it. Oh well I go back to school tomorrow. Oh man now I'll never get a date. Who wants to date a guy who has already come back from the dead? On the other hand this gain me a little respect from the popular kids. Rob lies down and tries to think about. Slowly he drifts into a welcome slumber. An hour later. Rob wonders home feeling relay strange. Not weaker, but, huh, stronger a lot stronger. Rob has yet to realize that he not who he has been all his life his true self is shiny through and it has strength to blight out the sun. Rob got home to find his parents in living room. Dad: "rob what did you do with your self." Rob: "huh, all I did was take a walk and then I fell a sleep when I woke up I walked home". Mom: "But your hair its teel. And your eyes they're crimson." Rob: "Come on stop freaking me out, I did not dye my hair or turn eyes crimson." Dad: "Now calm down, There has got to be a logical explanation. There has to be." Rob by this point has gone worried to full panic mode at this point is becoming thoroughly illogical. What he does not realize that his anger is causing him for an energy blade. Rob: looks down. "Cool a Lightsaber." Does a double take then runs to his room yelling and slams the door. Causing it to tear from its hinges. Next day 8:00 am. Rob: "oh crap. God every one is going to kill me. Late, Late, ah man why do I have to be a late riser? The sunlight coming from the open window shade blinds him temporally. Shading his eyes he garbs a pair of jeans and shoves them on. Next comes his shirt. 8:07 Rob is rushing at full pace down his street towards his school. As Rob burst through the doors at his school. I t hits him school did not start till 8:50 and it was only 8:10. Sitch: "Wow dude almost dies and then he shows up early hell must be in a ice storm." Tie: "Well he did almost die so it is expected that some changes might of occurred. Heck he might even tell us all about that girl he has been chasing for years now. Rob: "..." Annie: "So not even a sword can stop demon. Oh how unfair of a world we leave in." (Note Tie, Rob, Sitch, and Annie have hung out for years in the Demon crew. The name was give to them after Robs attitude he is know as a Demon to teachers)