Chapter five- Inu-yasha meets Naraku
Disclaimer: don't own inu-yasha or co.
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"Naraku."
Naraku smirked from beneath his baboon pelt and beside him stood the dead priestess Kikyo. Kagome felt her heart leap into her throat as she saw the two figures. A baby Inu-yasha didn't stand a chance against both of them together!
Kagome was jerked out of her thoughts at a slight giggling beside her, Inu- yasha as laughing? That didn't make any sense.
Naraku and Kikyo looked confused as well because they stared at the hanyou with bemused expressions. Naraku cleared his throat and Kikyo rocked gently back and forth on the balls of her feet.
Naraku cleared his throat again before saying in an icy voice, "ahem, the hanyou child is suppose to fear me? Want to fix it?"
Kagome raised an eyebrow at his rude question which was more like a command with the sheer force behind it, Naraku started to rock in time with Kikyo. Kagome looked a little puzzled as the two rocked back in forth as if they were in a wave at a baseball park, not that they'd know what baseball is.
Kagome leaned down and grabbed the sniggering hanyou who clutched his stomach, " . . .Inu-yasha what are you doing, stop it right now!"
Inu-yasha continued to laugh and Naraku and Kikyo continued to rock. It was getting a little aggravating.
"Kagome-San why's that guy wearing a monkey dress?" Inu-yasha managed to say between his chuckle attack.
Kagome sweat dropped and would have face faulted but didn't want to hurt the hanyou she was holding.
Kikyo let out a snort of laughter that was very un-Kikyo like and Naraku looked a little thrown aside by the strange question, "It isn't a monkey, child, it's a baboon."
"Monkey."
"Baboon."
"Monkey."
"Baboon."
"Monkey."
"Baboon."
"Baboon."
"Monkey," Naraku practically screamed, "IT'S A MONKEY AND THAT'S FINAL!"
Inu-yasha shrugged, "Whatever you say monkey boy."
Naraku soon realized what he said and proceeded to hit his head against a near-by tree. He did this for minutes and Kikyo looked highly amused by the whole 'monkey or baboon' dispute.
"The child is right Naraku," Kikyo sniffed, "Why a baboon? Do you think it's intimidating? Because it really isn't, its an albino baboon, what's so hostile about that, why not something like a lion cloak or a tiger, but a baboon? Really."
Naraku huffed with his head through the tree, "Well excuse me but I like my baboon pelt."
"Monkey," Inu-yasha said gleefully.
"Baboon."
"Monkey."
"Baboon."
"Monkey."
"Monkey," Naraku grinned thinking that he'd get the upper hand with the hanyou. Oh was he sadly mistaken.
"Ok Monkey boy I'm so glad we agree," the hanyou burst into laughter as Naraku ran off to stick his head through another tree. Kagome felt bad for the trees.
"STOP!" She yells at the swaying figures who stop at once and look at her with mild interest before continuing, much to Kagome's dismay. She picked up a nearby rock and threw it at Kikyo.
Inu-yasha laughed happily and clapped his clawed fingers together as he watched the rock hit Kikyo right in the nose, "do it again!"
"Why you little bitch!" Kikyo pulled out an arrow from nowhere, "we came here for one reason and one reason only, hand over Inu-yasha now!"
Kagome sighed with relief, "I'm so glad you both understand that this is Inu-yasha, I mean his own brother didn't even know it was him and I---"
Kagome stopped when she saw the startled look on Kikyo's face, "That child is Inu-yasha?"
"DUH! Not you too!" Kagome felt like bashing her head into the tree along with Naraku. She shoved the hanyou in front of her and started flipping him in different angels.
Kikyo watched with mild interest.
"See the eyes, the hair, the ears, the claws, the fangs?" Kagome asked as she sported all the things she mentioned, "the sword which shrunk down to such a helpful size."
"Don't be silly that is Inu-yasha's son," Kikyo sniffed.
Kagome picked up another rock and threw it at Kikyo, knocking her unconscious, "stupid woman doesn't even recognize the man she supposedly loves, sheesh, and I could recognized the guy from when I first saw him come out of the bush!"
Naraku suddenly reappeared with a bump on his head, much like the ones that Miroku had, "Ha! I the great and evilly feared baboon pelt wearing Naraku shall return and kill Inu-yasha."
"Please tell me you know where he is?"
"Of course you're holding him," Kagome would have shouted with joy until she remembered who it was that reconigized Inu-yasha, his greatest enemy, that can't be good.
Naraku left without saying another word.
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AN: so what do you all think?
Disclaimer: don't own inu-yasha or co.
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"Naraku."
Naraku smirked from beneath his baboon pelt and beside him stood the dead priestess Kikyo. Kagome felt her heart leap into her throat as she saw the two figures. A baby Inu-yasha didn't stand a chance against both of them together!
Kagome was jerked out of her thoughts at a slight giggling beside her, Inu- yasha as laughing? That didn't make any sense.
Naraku and Kikyo looked confused as well because they stared at the hanyou with bemused expressions. Naraku cleared his throat and Kikyo rocked gently back and forth on the balls of her feet.
Naraku cleared his throat again before saying in an icy voice, "ahem, the hanyou child is suppose to fear me? Want to fix it?"
Kagome raised an eyebrow at his rude question which was more like a command with the sheer force behind it, Naraku started to rock in time with Kikyo. Kagome looked a little puzzled as the two rocked back in forth as if they were in a wave at a baseball park, not that they'd know what baseball is.
Kagome leaned down and grabbed the sniggering hanyou who clutched his stomach, " . . .Inu-yasha what are you doing, stop it right now!"
Inu-yasha continued to laugh and Naraku and Kikyo continued to rock. It was getting a little aggravating.
"Kagome-San why's that guy wearing a monkey dress?" Inu-yasha managed to say between his chuckle attack.
Kagome sweat dropped and would have face faulted but didn't want to hurt the hanyou she was holding.
Kikyo let out a snort of laughter that was very un-Kikyo like and Naraku looked a little thrown aside by the strange question, "It isn't a monkey, child, it's a baboon."
"Monkey."
"Baboon."
"Monkey."
"Baboon."
"Monkey."
"Baboon."
"Baboon."
"Monkey," Naraku practically screamed, "IT'S A MONKEY AND THAT'S FINAL!"
Inu-yasha shrugged, "Whatever you say monkey boy."
Naraku soon realized what he said and proceeded to hit his head against a near-by tree. He did this for minutes and Kikyo looked highly amused by the whole 'monkey or baboon' dispute.
"The child is right Naraku," Kikyo sniffed, "Why a baboon? Do you think it's intimidating? Because it really isn't, its an albino baboon, what's so hostile about that, why not something like a lion cloak or a tiger, but a baboon? Really."
Naraku huffed with his head through the tree, "Well excuse me but I like my baboon pelt."
"Monkey," Inu-yasha said gleefully.
"Baboon."
"Monkey."
"Baboon."
"Monkey."
"Monkey," Naraku grinned thinking that he'd get the upper hand with the hanyou. Oh was he sadly mistaken.
"Ok Monkey boy I'm so glad we agree," the hanyou burst into laughter as Naraku ran off to stick his head through another tree. Kagome felt bad for the trees.
"STOP!" She yells at the swaying figures who stop at once and look at her with mild interest before continuing, much to Kagome's dismay. She picked up a nearby rock and threw it at Kikyo.
Inu-yasha laughed happily and clapped his clawed fingers together as he watched the rock hit Kikyo right in the nose, "do it again!"
"Why you little bitch!" Kikyo pulled out an arrow from nowhere, "we came here for one reason and one reason only, hand over Inu-yasha now!"
Kagome sighed with relief, "I'm so glad you both understand that this is Inu-yasha, I mean his own brother didn't even know it was him and I---"
Kagome stopped when she saw the startled look on Kikyo's face, "That child is Inu-yasha?"
"DUH! Not you too!" Kagome felt like bashing her head into the tree along with Naraku. She shoved the hanyou in front of her and started flipping him in different angels.
Kikyo watched with mild interest.
"See the eyes, the hair, the ears, the claws, the fangs?" Kagome asked as she sported all the things she mentioned, "the sword which shrunk down to such a helpful size."
"Don't be silly that is Inu-yasha's son," Kikyo sniffed.
Kagome picked up another rock and threw it at Kikyo, knocking her unconscious, "stupid woman doesn't even recognize the man she supposedly loves, sheesh, and I could recognized the guy from when I first saw him come out of the bush!"
Naraku suddenly reappeared with a bump on his head, much like the ones that Miroku had, "Ha! I the great and evilly feared baboon pelt wearing Naraku shall return and kill Inu-yasha."
"Please tell me you know where he is?"
"Of course you're holding him," Kagome would have shouted with joy until she remembered who it was that reconigized Inu-yasha, his greatest enemy, that can't be good.
Naraku left without saying another word.
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AN: so what do you all think?